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Clips from Family Guy - Love Blactually (S07E07)

"- Hey, nice Snoopy costume, Brian. - Thanks. Aah!"
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"That's a great costume, Joe."
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"Sometimes babies are put back into the womb..."
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"Yep, with a capital C."
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"That's not the point, Stewie. I'm just tired of every girl I meet being crazy."
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"- Swear to God? - Ha-ha-ha."
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"God, still no mail for me, huh?"
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"Ha-ha-ha! I love being a part of things. I'll bring your dessert now."
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"Have you been hiding in the back all evening?"
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"I'm saving you from yourself. You almost went in there..."
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"That's why you can't maintain a relationship."
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"You always try too soon and end up blowing it."
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"Don't worry. I'll help you through this."
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"Gosh, I really enjoyed the movie tonight."
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"...because Robin Williams had a beard. - Oh..."
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"I could probably use a back rub."
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"Take it slow. Hoo-hoo."
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"Uh... Wha...? How did you even meet each other?"
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"You'll get it next time, yeah."
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"Oh, I'm sure it was in self-defense. Ha-ha."
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"Wait a minute. What's this?"
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"There appears to be an interracial couple making love on second base."
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"...and Carolyn everywhere we went?"
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"Cleveland, she's way more fun than that wife you used to have."
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"Isn't she one of those outside the family who understand me?"
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"...perfect figure."
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"I'm sorry."
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"These are passing flings, nothing to get upset about."
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"But here comes Loretta, all apologetic..."
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"You want Cleveland out of the picture so you can get back with Carolyn."
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"Absolutely, that's really how I feel."
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"Slightly abrasive."
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"In spite of the fact that your people control a disproportionate amount..."
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"Who's in the bush?"
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"Come on, baby, time for round two."
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"You're the devil. You ruined my marriage."
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"- Aah! - You go on and beat it, little neck."
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"- I don't mess with your kind anymore. - You're a meanie. Waah!"
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"- Why are you staying in a hotel? - Uh..."
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"You can live your life, Loretta."
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"Live it as full and as wonderful as you can."
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"Yeah, I suppose."
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"No, I understand."
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"Come on. People are gonna start showing up for the costume party any minute."
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"It's not true what they say: Punch Snoopy in the stomach..."
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"...as hard as you can and he won't feel it."
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"- That's Houdini. - No, Brian."
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"- Now, get up and do the dance. - I'm not gonna do the dance."
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"- Do the dance! - Ahh..."
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"Hey, Quagmire. Oh, cool. You dressed like Napoleon Dynamite."
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"Do you say anything funny?"
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"You strike me as someone I wouldn't enjoy but others might."
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"- Who are you dressed as, Peter? - Laura Bush."
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"And I'm the guy she killed."
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"That's right. I forgot. Laura Bush killed a guy."
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"Yes, she did. Laura Bush killed a guy."
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"Laura Bush killed a guy."
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"Well, come on in."
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"Oh, you know, this is why you..."
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"Brian, remember the last couple of weeks I kept saying:"
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""Can I have a couple minutes of your time to talk to you?""
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"This is what it was about."
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"- This evening is ruined. - Look... Wait, what?"
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"This evening is ruined. The whole evening is ruined."
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"- Why are you saying it like that? - I'm pointing out the party's ruined."
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"You know what, I'm not gonna get sucked into this."
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"Okay, just so I'm sure. Really?"
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"Are you trying to piss me off? Or is that how you say that?"
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"- I'm talking about this ruined evening. - That's not how you say ruined."
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"- Ruin? - What do you call the remains..."
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"...of Greek structures? - Ruins."
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"- How would you describe this evening? - This evening is ruined."
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"- Say ruined. - Ruined."
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"- Ruined. - Ruined."
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"- Ruined. - Ruined."
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"- Dumb-ass. - Oh, Brian. Don't be cruel."
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"- Are you FDR? - No, I'm Olympic swimmer Mark Spitz."
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"- Like if he dove into the shallow end? - No, regular Mark Spitz."
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"- Are you Stephen Hawking at the beach? - No, I'm Mark Spitz."
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"Oh, I get it. You're crippled Magnum P.I."
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"I'm... Fine, I'm crippled Magnum P.I."
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"There's that girl from my yoga class I wanted you to meet."
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"Oh, look, Lois, I appreciate it, but I'm not into fix-ups."
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"Oh, come on. You gotta get yourself back out there."
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"Jane, this is Brian."
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"Oh, Brian. Lois has told me so much about you."
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"You're even more handsome than she said."
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"Hey, thanks."
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"So, uh, that's a great costume."
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"What are you, one of Freddy Krueger's victims?"
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"I'm a victim of the liberal agenda. I'm a murdered fetus."
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"Did you know Democrats murder thousands of babies every year?"
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"...so that they can be aborted again."
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"- You ever had sex that was voluntary? - No, I have not."
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"Yeah, have a good evening. Come on, buddy, let's go."
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"Oh, stop looking so depressed, Brian."
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"I'm sure one day you'll meet a girl who loves abortion as much as you."
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"Things will work out for you. Now, come on."
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"Let's forget our problems and get lost in the world of books."
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"Ooh. "Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment..."
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"...and Doesn't Call 911. ""
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"You think it's easy working? You think I like it?"
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"I don't think it's easy, but you like it."
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"I like being away from you because I can't stand looking at you."
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"You... Aah! Yeah."
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"You think I wanna do that? You think I wanna hurt you?"
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"Not in front of the baby! Aah! I don't wanna hurt you!"
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"- I'm sure there's two sides to this. You make me hurt you!"
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"- Whoops. - I'm sorry."
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"I don't think you want this book."
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"- It's all about atheism. - Oh, I know. I'm an atheist."
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"Really? So am I."
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"It's all yours. I feel bad taking the last copy."
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"Well, there's one way to settle this."
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"If there is a God, send another copy."
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"Tell you what. How about I take it and send it to you after?"
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"- Stop it. - Ha-ha. I know. I'm just messing."
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"Well, uh, listen, here's my address."
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"Thanks. See you later."
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"You've been going through the mail every day for a week."
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