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Clips from Family Guy - Love Blactually (S07E07)

"- What are you looking for? - I'm expecting a package."
Family Guy
"Another one? You haven't even opened the one that came for you a week ago."
Family Guy
"You idiot. Why didn't you tell me this was here?"
Family Guy
"Because I've been using it as a hat weight."
Family Guy
"- A what? - A hat weight, Brian."
Family Guy
"My hat kept blowing away, so I put the package on it so I wouldn't lose it."
Family Guy
"That's the dumbest thing I've heard. You don't wear a hat. There's no wind here."
Family Guy
"You, sir, owe me one new hat."
Family Guy
"You know, uh, I was really glad you sent me the book."
Family Guy
"I won't lie. I came this close to praying that I'd see you again."
Family Guy
"Good thing you didn't."
Family Guy
"- Who would hear it, right? Ha-ha. - Who would hear it, right? Ha-ha."
Family Guy
"Can I interest you in some of our heavenly cheesecake?"
Family Guy
"Now we got the waiter involved, right?"
Family Guy
"Carolyn, I rarely find myself connecting with another person like I have with you."
Family Guy
"I'm really enjoying your company."
Family Guy
"Oh, me too, Brian."
Family Guy
"I had a really great time tonight, Brian."
Family Guy
"Well, is there any reason it has to end?"
Family Guy
"Don't do it, Brian."
Family Guy
"What the hell? Excuse me for a second."
Family Guy
"...and tried to have sex with that girl. - What's wrong with that?"
Family Guy
"- Think about it. - God, you know, maybe you're right."
Family Guy
"I do. I always try and jump into the sex right away."
Family Guy
"Maybe that's what screws things up?"
Family Guy
"You know, I'm gonna take it slow this time."
Family Guy
"- Really? - Don't worry. You'll see me again."
Family Guy
"Good job, Brian."
Family Guy
"So you wanna get something to eat?"
Family Guy
"Can we go where the menus have pictures?"
Family Guy
"You knew it was gonna be a touching comedy..."
Family Guy
"My back is so stiff from sitting in that theater chair."
Family Guy
"- Do you mind? - Nope, not at all."
Family Guy
"You know, I took a Thai massage class at the Learning Annex."
Family Guy
"Boy, that's an awfully loud owl."
Family Guy
"Hoo-hoo. Don't do it, Brian. Hoo-hoo."
Family Guy
"Uh, I'll tell you what would set you right..."
Family Guy
"...is a couple of Aleve and a good night's sleep."
Family Guy
"Oh. Mm... All right. If you say so."
Family Guy
"Well, I guess I should say good night."
Family Guy
"Hoo-hoo. Good job, Brian. Hoo-hoo."
Family Guy
"- Hi there. Okay. Not interested."
Family Guy
"Ooh, tandem bike."
Family Guy
"You gonna take a ride out in the country and let the AIDS blow through your hair?"
Family Guy
"Get lost, Stewie. I am getting laid tonight."
Family Guy
"- Whoa. What happened to taking it slow? - I have been taking it slow."
Family Guy
"We've been going out for weeks, I haven't tried anything."
Family Guy
"She's been giving me some strong signals."
Family Guy
"Do you have any thoughts on what you might wanna do tonight?"
Family Guy
"Oh, I don't know."
Family Guy
"Oh, I don't know, Brian. You don't wanna mess things up."
Family Guy
"We'll find out tonight, won't we?"
Family Guy
"Right. But just one last piece of advice."
Family Guy
"Remember, listen to her body..."
Family Guy
"...and respond the way you'd want her to respond to you."
Family Guy
"Uh... Okay, thanks. That's very helpful."
Family Guy
"You'll be a wonderful lover, Brian."
Family Guy
"- What are you doing? - Sorry."
Family Guy
"You just had a little, uh, something."
Family Guy
"Oh, my God. Carolyn?"
Family Guy
"- Cleveland? - Oh, hey, Brian."
Family Guy
"Close that window. You're letting all the stink out."
Family Guy
"I don't believe this."
Family Guy
"Cleveland, you're sleeping with my girlfriend?"
Family Guy
"Nobody told me Carolyn was your girlfriend."
Family Guy
"What? We've been dating for three weeks."
Family Guy
"You never made a move on me. I thought you just wanted to be friends."
Family Guy
"Then I met Cleveland and things just kind of took off."
Family Guy
"We met at the Starbucks."
Family Guy
"She started going on about her new Brazilian wax..."
Family Guy
"...and not wearing any underpants and whatnot."
Family Guy
"I'd have to be a homosexual to ignore a signal like that."
Family Guy
"Carolyn, you completely misunderstood me."
Family Guy
"I wanted you like crazy."
Family Guy
"But I just figured if I showed a little restraint, you'd respect me."
Family Guy
"- I do. - As do I."
Family Guy
"Now, why don't you go hop on that gay bike of yours..."
Family Guy
"...and go get yourself a lollipop or a cupcake or something?"
Family Guy
"We good, Brian, we good."
Family Guy
"So. Carolyn. Tsk."
Family Guy
"Guess you should have hit that when you had the chance, huh, Brian?"
Family Guy
"- You're the one who told me to wait. - You're crazy, I didn't say that."
Family Guy
"Well, thanks to you, I lost her to Cleveland."
Family Guy
"You know what you need? Stop pointing fingers and get out of the house."
Family Guy
"Have some fun. Real fun."
Family Guy
"Not like 37-year-old-woman-on-a-blind-date fun."
Family Guy
"Oh, this is fun, right? We're having fun. Ha-ha."
Family Guy
"So what if you forgot your wallet?"
Family Guy
"I'll pay. Ha. I'm gonna pay for us."
Family Guy
"So you were in prison, right? Killed a man?"
Family Guy
"No, I just felt like killing."
Family Guy
"Oh, you tell the best stories. Ha-ha."
Family Guy
"Me and my three eggs are having the best time."
Family Guy
"We are gonna get you back on your feet."
Family Guy
"I know what always makes me feel better:"
Family Guy
"Delicious sweets."
Family Guy
"Hello, welcome to Fjurg's Bakery."
Family Guy
"Would you like a hot piece of pie? It's on the house."
Family Guy
"What?"
Family Guy
"Oh, no, you're covered in my hot pie."
Family Guy
"You can wash yourself off in the water closet."
Family Guy
"Uh, you know, I can wash it off when I get home."
Family Guy
"- Why? What's in there? Oh. Mm."
Family Guy
"- Oh, yeah. Mm. Mm. Mm."
Family Guy
"Oh, wait, wait. Mm."
Family Guy
"Wait. Oh!"
Family Guy
"And boom goes the dynamite."
Family Guy
"Next time, we'll go to another store. How about that?"
Family Guy
"Just forget it. I just wanna sit here, watch the ball game, have a few beers."
Family Guy
"It's ball three, low and outside to Ramirez."
Family Guy
"And it looks like the umpire's gonna let them finish."
Family Guy
"Oh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Family Guy
"There it is. I tell you what."
Family Guy
"This would be painful to watch if you loved that girl."
Family Guy
"What are the odds of running into Cleveland..."
Family Guy
"As long as we just stay here in the house we're safe, right?"
Family Guy
"Oh, that was a great game."
Family Guy
"Carolyn, it's been so nice getting to know you."
Family Guy
"What was her name? Weezy or Florida or something?"
Family Guy
"- Jennifer Hudson? - Loretta."
Family Guy
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