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Clips from Family Guy - E. Peterbus Unum (S02E02)

"Take what I want, huh?"
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"- Good morning, Joe. - Peter, what are you doin' in my pool?"
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"Oh, this is the newest province of Petoria. I call it "Johio"."
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"Oh, yeah? Well, according to paragraph seven, sentence three, word eight"
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"of the Geneva Convention, "the"."
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"So tough luck, Swanson."
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"- As you can see, Petoria has invaded US soil. - What are our options?"
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"A military strike against such a small nation could cause an international backlash."
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"- I suggest we start with political sanctions. - Good, gentlemen."
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"- Oh, yeah? Him and what army? - The US Army."
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"Oh, that's a good army."
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"The scene outside the US-Petorian border"
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"as the sun rises on day one of Operation Desert Clam."
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"live at the site of the US blockade. Tom?"
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"water and gas to the tiny four-bedroom republic."
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"Oh, my God, they've opened fire. It looks like things are getting very heated here."
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"This is not a safe place to be."
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"And now sports."
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"- Lois? - Over here. I'm chopping carrots for a salad."
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"- Here. Use this head lamp. - Hey, where's the kids?"
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"Upstairs, doin' their homework by candlelight."
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"We can't bathe, we can't do laundry, there's no heat..."
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"We can't live like this for ever."
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"It's not for ever. You know, it's just... it's just... You know."
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"Peter, I'm up here. Oh, sweetie,"
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"maybe you should go over to Joe's and return his pool, huh?"
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"No. We're a real country. We deserve all the rights and privileges everyone else gets."
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"- Stewie, is that you? - Lois, my mind's made up."
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"I'm not givin' up an inch of Petorian soil."
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"It's not a sign of weakness to compromise."
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"Oh. Yeah, sorry, Lois."
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"And we're back with our round-table discussion on the Petorian crisis."
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"- Fine. Why not just drop a bomb on him? - What about that, Eleanor?"
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"Oh, it's ridiculous, clearly. He's a factory worker, not a despot."
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"You're missin' the point. Our blockade is turnin' Petoria into a Third World country."
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"- No. - Yes, it is."
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"Would you like to read it for the rest of the class?"
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"- No. - Just read it, lardo."
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"Damn you, Rupert! Keep these loathsome insects away, or you'll end up like Mr Giraffe."
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"- And this is Stewie. - What the deuce?"
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"about capital punishment or neo-feminism,"
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"you can make sure that Stewie never goes hungry again."
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"Yes, and from the look of those sweater cows, so can you."
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"Morning, subjects. What's for breakfast?"
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"Nothing, you idiot. We don't have any food."
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"Peter, this has gotten way out of hand."
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"Look at what we're reduced to. Our own baby has to use newspapers for diapers."
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"No, no. No, no, this is fine."
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"One second. I'm just about finished with Family Circus."
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"I'm sorry. Were you just whipping me? Or did I just get bit by a mosquito?"
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"tell him his grandmother was tryin' to work me over."
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"Are you nuts? Look at all these telegrams."
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""Nice goin'. Libya." "You the man! North Korea." "Great job! Iraq.""
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"Iraq, Lois! You know what? I'm gonna invite a few of these fellas over for a party."
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"See, Lois, I told you we had allies. Hey, Slobodan. You made it."
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"I didn't know what to bring, so I made coleslaw. It's made out of people!"
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"- Just kidding. Is Muammar here? - Yeah, he's over there with Saddam."
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"And then Jerry guessed that her name was "Mulva"!"
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"That show is so funny. It really reminds me of me and my friends,"
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"how we hang out before I kill them for worshipping the wrong god."
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"And I love that Kramer guy. He comes in the room like this:"
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"- Marco. - Polo!"
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"- Marco. - Polo!"
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"- Fish out of water! - Aw!"
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"Manuel, do you want... Can you ask him if he wants cheese?"
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"Hey! Hey! Fidel! No running around the pool!"
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"when you're about to assassinate an infidel?"
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"Oh, yes, I love that."
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"Stewie! This is insanity."
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"I've had enough. You can keep this filthy mess you call a country. Come on, kids."
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"This is treason! For God's sake, Peter! Make an example of her!"
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"Nothing says "Obey me" like a bloody head on a fence post."
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"Let's go! We're crossin' the border! Goodbye, President Griffin."
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"Ah, I guess it's you and me against the world, buddy."
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"my grammar sucks, but more importantly, we're about to commence"
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"Operation Bomb the Crap Out of Your House."
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"The guy who thinks up the names is on vacation. Fire!"
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"The guy who aims is in the john. Ah, here he is. Next one's comin' right at you."
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"Can... can I tie you to a stick and use you as a white flag?"
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"to open our negotiations with a prayer."
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"Ooh!"
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"Unfortunately, he couldn't make it, so in his place we have LaToya Jackson."
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"Thanks. Um... Rub-a-dub-dub, thanks for the grub. Yeah, God!"
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"How very inappropriate. Thank you."
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"Now, Mr Griffin, would you like to begin?"
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"- Very good, Peter. - First, I will return Joe's pool."
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"- Oh, you got that right! - But I demand access to it on weekends."
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"- No. - Accepted."
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"I also demand to remain my own, independent nation."
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"Oh, man. So after all this I end up with nothin'?"
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"How about this? Every night when you get home from work,"
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"I'll scratch your back with a matchbook cover like you like."
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"- Ah, Lois. - Aw."
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"- Will you call me "Big Rudy" when you do? - No."
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"And that's the story of Petoria, a little nation that, 200 years ago,"
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"seceded and repatriated in less than a week."
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"So, like, can the family understand the baby, or... or... What's the deal with that?"
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"For that matter, what happened to Kaye Ballard?"
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"- Aah! - Mr Griffin, are you OK?"
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"Maybe a pool is another one of those things a family doesn't really need."
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"What's going on? Did the city give you the permit?"
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"Then I thought "Hey! I could be like Hillary Clinton!" Only, you know, without the penis."
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"Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump"
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"Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot"
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"- Have a seat up front. - Well, that's more like it."
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"Damn pig-dog Americans, messin' with my family like this."
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"- "I think Mrs Griffin's hot." - Go to your room."
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"Hey, Lois, if you happen to see the dungeon master,"
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""Whaaaa..." Well, I can't do it, but you know."
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"Good morning. I'm Diane Simmons. We now go to Tom Tucker,"
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"Ah, I am so alone."
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"Oh, oh, you don't believe me? Here! Look it up!"
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"The situation is very tense and extremely dangerous."
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"But we have to think about the welfare of our children."
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