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Clips from 30 Rock - ¡Qué Sorpresa! (S05E05)

"and I'm a Lizard Person, too!"
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"I will choke you to death with your boyfriend's wig!"
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"Very good."
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"Lemon, meet me in my office in 10. I need to ask you something."
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""To my two favorite sketch stars."
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"Just kidding, we both are!"
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"Really? She's eight months. How is she possibly hiding it?"
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"And I convinced him to make wizard cloaks fashionable"
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"for ladies this winter."
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"It's my fault for asking."
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"Unfortunately, her competition for the job is Carmen Chao"
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"I'm a hugger!"
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"Well, Isn't that nice?"
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"Love their creepy little hands"
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"and the way they crawl fast like a rat monster."
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"Oh, she's here with me."
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"- That's a great idea. - So you'll be in it?"
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"No, we'll do it at your office."
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"You'll never get her!"
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"Lemon told me this morning."
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"We still don't know her genetic background."
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"There is no news story."
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"Carmen isn't getting anywhere with Avery,"
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"It's Uncle Wutzy."
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"So, that's basically the show."
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"We need a button"
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"Pregnant!"
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"Well, Employee Pitch Day was, of course, a new experience for me."
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"What's Six Sigma? A rock band?"
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"Hank, what's the one part"
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"TV mute!"
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"A-plus work, Jack!"
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"What?"
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"April 20th, Hitler's birthday."
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"- What's your pediatrician's name? - Dr. Rufus T. Barleysheath."
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"I thought it would be a fun visual"
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"where you bare your stomach like the pregnant bitch that you are."
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"Isn't that just Easter?"
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"Do it! Hit me now!"
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"you should know I have several pistols hidden on me."
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"Can I have my nunchakus back?"
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"So, by the Law of Verbal Traps, you have to do it."
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"Please do not use that tone."
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"And I don't want anything, sir."
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"Sir..."
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"Look at us."
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"a tiny desk with a miniature pen set on it."
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"is traveling this week to China to meet with Premier Wen Jiabao"
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"Well, it is an honor, sir, to finally..."
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"May I kiss your stomach?"
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"Congratulations. I am not interested in godfather duties."
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"People are nice to pregnant ladies."
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"I ate at an Indian restaurant last night!"
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"This isn't how it works!"
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"She's a blonde. Don't you know there's a war going on?"
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"You do not have a lot of charisma!"
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"But I don't want anything."
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"You took your pants off!"
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"Why wouldn't you be?"
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"you will go far, son!"
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"Yeah."
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"Was I supposed to throw up in something of mine?"
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"Unmute!"
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"That's nice. Actors deserve gifts."
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"I'm sorry."
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"Just let me hold it for one second!"
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"I wasn't sure how you were gonna fit in."
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"So, what? Now people think I'm pregnant?"
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"I give you Voice Activation."
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"And my sidekick is a hot black chick who can read minds."
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"Well, you didn't call back to schedule our interview,"
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"I'm impressed you told me that."
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"Jenna, get all of your crazy yelling out of your system."
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"Man, we all lead such complicated lives."
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"Yes! I lose my remote all the time."
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"And I could take it back! I'm the star here!"
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"Too easy to lose, right?"
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"Lemon, please."
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"Quid pro quo."
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"What if there was a channel"
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"This is not the way the world works, Kenneth."
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"What if..."
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"Kenneth, we need to talk."
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"Good morning."
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"I want that sweatshirt!"
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"All bosses steal from their employees."
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"dressing rooms, air time,"
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"What the hell is going on?"
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"Don Geiss gave me this watch for firing a man on his deathbed!"
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"So I need you to fake being pregnant to help my family."
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"... crew out of the Bronx called the Ace of Deuces."
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"When are you due?"
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"If Carmen finds out Avery is pregnant,"
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"Oh, hey, Jack, you and I have a pitch meeting later."
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"Earlier today, I told Hank Hooper about your black-bar concept,"
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"And as excited as I am to be joining the team on "Nightly News,""
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"You know what my TV is?"
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"Everyone, I need your attention! Gather up!"
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"the owner of our new parent company, KableTown,"
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"I said everyone, Sketch-Tron 6000."
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"Wow, I always wanted one of these!"
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"Lesbian."
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"until her contract is signed."
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"she'll use it to destroy her."
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"Ahoy there, Jack!"
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"...to hear ideas all day tomorrow and then report back to me."
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"Yeah."
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"Stop! Sweatshirty is a boy!"
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"sharing a table with B-Dubs here, and guess what he told me."
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"so she's trying to call your bluff."
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"open office hours,"
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"If this is how KableTown does business,"
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"This'll just be a minute."
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"So much of television"
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"All I want is one sweatshirt!"
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"You know what? Give me the sweatshirt."
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"That shouldn't happen. TV on."
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"Oh, come on!"
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"No, this is an opportunity for you."
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"This is business, Kenneth."
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