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Clips from The Simpsons - Stealing First Base (S21E21)

"This young lady..."
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"...thinks just because she's a high achiever,"
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"no one will ever like her."
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"Well, as I tell schoolchildren"
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"all over the world, I was a high achiever."
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"I got a's back when a's were hard to get."
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"I was just like Lisa Simpson."
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"That's right, Lisa."
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"As an avid organic gardener, I've read your blog."
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"Flotus1 is first lady"
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"of the United States one!"
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"Yes. I wanted just "flotus," but someone had it."
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"I went to chicago's first magnet high school,"
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"then Princeton, then Harvard law."
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"And now you're the most elegant and popular woman in the world!"
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"It's not a contest."
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"But if it were, I think we know how it would go."
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"But before I was who I am today,"
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"I was a nerd."
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"- So the lesson is, children... - I'll tell them what the lesson is."
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"- He's our Joe Biden. - Understood."
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"will someday be running the country,"
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"and you don't want them to be too screwed up."
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"Now, who else is an overachiever? Come on, now!"
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"I am."
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"I am, too."
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"Fifth in my class at Annapolis."
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"Scaled the summit of the highest peaks on six of seven continents."
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"Hey, that's great."
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"Don't forget to bring the scooper when you walk the dog."
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"- Ma'am, yes, ma'am! - Now, let's roll."
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"Sorry, ma'am."
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"- You were saying? - Oh, well, I loosened it up."
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"That is the most amazing thing"
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"that's ever happened to this school."
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"Well, yeah, till they find out about us."
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"What do you mean "us"?"
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"Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?"
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"Oh, you mean, like you own me?"
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"I'm sorry."
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"You should know what I want!"
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"I want you to act the same way two days in a row!"
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"He's dead!"
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"Oh, he's breathing."
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"You know, mutton hole to mutton hole."
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"Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy."
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"Let's quickly prod him to the curb with this pool skimmer."
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"Good thinking."
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"Nikki, no!"
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"I prefer a dead child to a lawsuit from your parents."
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"Ya call that a kiss?"
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"let me touch your face."
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"That way, I can see you with my fingers."
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"Oh, you feel comfortable enough to mock me."
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"That's for mocking me."
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"Nelson, your punch restored my vision!"
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"Really? Kevin, that's wonder..."
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"The student has become the master!"
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"Nikki, thanks for saving my life."
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"Look, can we just pretend that never happened?"
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"I don't want everyone at school to go around thinking I like you."
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"I don't get you. You're hot, you're cold."
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"What is your deal?!"
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"Oh, Bart, you've got a few things to learn about women."
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"And I will never tell you what they are."
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"I give up. Smell ya later."
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"I love you!"
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"But I need to talk about man stuff."
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"So, I kind of like this girl at school,"
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"and my husband is a federal prosecutor,"
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"I say, that's rum news."
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"Hey, Willie, does he taste like failure?"
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"So kids, be nice to Lisa, because the overachievers"
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"He's stopped breathin'! Who knows gob-to-gob?!"
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"Come here."
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"Well, I'm just going to be tuning up the old armpit."
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