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Clips from Friends - The One Where No One's Ready (S03E03)

"It starts at 8. We can't be late."
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""He could not, would not, want to wait.""
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"Our table is down in front. My boss will be there."
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"Does this look like something a paleontologist's girlfriend would wear?"
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"I don't know. You might be the first one."
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"- Rach, did you check the machine? RACHEL: No."
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"Wait. This is the outfit that makes my calves look fat. Never mind."
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"Well, Joey, I wrote a little song today."
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"It's called, "Get up!""
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"[LAUGHING]"
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"PHOEBE [ON RECORDING]: I'm coming over."
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"[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]"
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"What?"
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"Is that message old or new?"
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"Old or new? Old or new?"
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"It's definitely old. Didn't you hear the double beep?"
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"What if it's new? We agreed not to talk."
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"Honey, you did call him back. It's old."
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"Yeah, see, Mon, listen. Listen."
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"I got dressed."
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"Really, really quickly, okay? Okay?"
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"You know what? Don't get up. Just sit there."
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"I just hope you don't mind my hand right here."
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"Not touching. Can't get mad!"
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"PHOEBE: Oh! Oh, my God!"
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"- Sorry, Phoebe. - What am I gonna do?"
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"Don't rub it! What gets out hummus?"
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"PHOEBE: Monica! What gets out hummus?"
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"If it is a new message, what is he calling to say?"
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"Maybe he called to say you're obsessive and crazy?"
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"- So should I call him back? - [IN UNISON] No!"
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"- Fine, we'll both sit in the chair. - Fine with me."
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"In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable."
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"Okay, we have 19 minutes. I want you to go and change."
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"When you come back, Joey will go change, and he'll have vacated the chair."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"Fine. I'm going."
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"...who's sitting in a chair!"
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"Pheebs? What happened?"
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"I got the hummus."
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"Oh, honey, we'll find you something. You wanna wear my black jacket?"
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"- Well, let's just get you out of that. - No, no, no. Not out of that."
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"I called him."
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"[ALL GROAN]"
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"Yes. I got his machine and I left a message."
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"...because it was, like, a casual, breezy message."
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"It was breezy."
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"Oh, God, what if it wasn't breezy?"
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"I got it. I'll play my message, and you guys tell me if it's breezy enough."
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"I know the code to his answering machine."
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"Okay, Mon, I really don't think this is the..."
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"Okay, you're dialing. You are dialing."
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"[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]"
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"RECORDED VOICE: You have two new messages."
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"[AS RECORDED VOICE] "You have two new messages.""
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"MONICA: Hi, it's Monica. I'm just checking in."
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"...so I'm just checking."
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"So let me know."
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"I'm breezy!"
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"Now, she sounded breezy."
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"He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone."
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"- You don't know that. - Well, whose voice was that?"
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"Maybe it was his sister's. Maybe it was his daughter's."
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"Michelle. Of course! Did it sound like Michelle?"
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"Oh, great. It's starting to rain. That'll make it easier to get a cab."
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"- Unless I wear it. - You don't know what you're wearing?"
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"I'm just trying to look nice for your big night."
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"So in the words of A.A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dill-hole.""
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"Okay."
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"You didn't say anything about cushions."
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"They're the essence of the chair!"
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"Oh, he'll be back."
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"Oh, there's nobody in the room."
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"- I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty. - That was a Halloween costume."
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"Unless you would like me to go as Little Bo Peep."
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"Oh, it's perfect! But not for tonight."
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"Of course not for tonight. Hi. I'm going to a benefit."
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"Not for tonight? What are you doing?"
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"No, I'm sorry. We didn't mean it. I love you. Breathe."
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"We used them as pillows when we went camping."
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"Hey, what you do on your own time..."
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"- Come on, you took his underwear? - He took my essence!"
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"Because I'm not wearing any underwear now."
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"It's a rented tux, okay?"
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"Okay. You hide my clothes. I'm gonna do the exact opposite to you."
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"[SCOFFS]"
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"What, are you gonna show me my clothes?"
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"...is opposite."
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"He's got nothing!"
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"Okay, I'm ready."
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"Rachel didn't have anything I liked but this ribbon."
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"- What are you supporting? - Christmas."
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"What?"
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"My watch stopped. My watch. Okay, see..."
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"...the dinosaur tail isn't going around anymore."
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"What time is it? It's 7:33. I have 7 minutes."
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"I have seven minutes!"
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"Which shoes should I wear? The black or the purple?"
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"- Just pick one, okay? - Oh, okay, okay. The black."
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"Do you have black with little strappies?"
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"Yeah, but those go better with pants. Maybe I should wear pants."
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"Yeah, pants! What an idea! Or better yet, go without pants."
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"I don't know what you're doing but just get in there..."
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"...your ankles or your knees or your earlobes look fat. Just do it!"
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"Go in there, pick something out so we can go."
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"- All right. - Thank you."
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"I've got to call Michelle to see if that was her voice."
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"It was. It was her voice."
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"Monica, I think you've gone over to the bad place."
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"MICHELLE: Hola."
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"Hello? Hello?"
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"- Okay. That was her, right? - Definitely. Yeah."
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"So there you go. Whew!"
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"[PHONE RINGS]"
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"Hi, Monica and Rachel's."
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"Yeah, just a second. Can I ask who's calling?"
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"She must have that "caller I.D." thing. You should get that."
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"Michelle?"
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"Just try to be..."
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"Yeah, we were a great couple."
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