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Clips from Friends - The One Where No One's Ready (S03E03)

"I know, I really miss him."
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"Well, you know how it is. It's just that..."
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"But when he gets out of the shower..."
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"...he always puts a towel around his waist."
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"I mean, what is that about?"
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"I mean, that's allowed."
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"I would really appreciate it if you wouldn't tell your dad about..."
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"What do you mean, you don't feel comfortable with this? We're friends!"
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"[DIAL TONE HUMMING]"
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"That bitch always hated me."
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"- Okay, fine. - Okay."
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"- She's got a phone in there, right? - Okay, we're on it."
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"I know it says, "black tie optional"..."
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"I'm not gonna go."
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"You're not gonna go?"
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"How can you not be going?"
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"I'm not gonna go."
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"So I think that will accomplish the "not going.""
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"Ever since I was humiliated and yelled at in front of my friends..."
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"...I'm just, I don't know, not in a very museum benefit-y kind of mood."
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"Right. Well, okay. Okay. God, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I yelled."
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"- That's fine. - No, but you're mad."
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"- Right. - Okay."
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"- No. - No?"
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"- You're not upset about the yelling. - Right. And the humiliating."
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"- We're good. - Right."
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"- Honey? I love you. - Yes, Ross."
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"She's just getting dressed now."
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"Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?"
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"You hide my clothes. I'm wearing everything you own."
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"Oh, my God!"
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"Could I be wearing any more clothes?"
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"Maybe if I wasn't going commando..."
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"I'm sick of this. I've had it up to here."
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"Neither of you can come to the party!"
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"Jeez, what a baby!"
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"Way to ruin it. I was just gonna go get dressed."
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"The only person I cared about getting dressed..."
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"...is the person who's not even gonna go."
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"Look, Rach, I'm sorry, okay?"
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"What can I do to show you how much I want you to be there?"
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"You could drink the fat."
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"I think you should drink the fat."
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"Yay!"
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"...and how much I want you there, that's what I'll do."
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"Let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out."
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"I think this will be fine."
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"Okay, vanilla milkshake. Just a vanilla milkshake..."
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"...with chicken bits floating in it."
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"You will?"
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"You were really gonna do that?"
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"Well, yeah."
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"You were gonna drink the fat."
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"I'll get a cab. I want everyone downstairs in two minutes."
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"CHANDLER: Stop it."
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"Stop it!"
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"PHOEBE: Ross went to get a cab so we..."
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"What are you doing? No, Monica, no!"
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"RICHARD: Hi, this is Richard."
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"RECORDED VOICE: Message erased."
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"To record your message, begin speaking at the tone."
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"Hi, Richard. It's Monica."
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"Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight."
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"...and Michelle will tell you the rest."
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"I'm sorry, okay? And I hope that we can just forget the whole thing."
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"[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]"
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"Outgoing?"
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"Did that say outgoing?"
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"Not outgoing!"
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"Listen, I did something kind of crazy tonight."
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"Maybe I'm getting my period or something. I don't know."
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"Okay."
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"Okay, I've got two cabs and no people! Go, go, go!"
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"Maybe we can call the phone company to change the message?"
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"They could change his number."
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"I think after this, he'll be doing that himself."
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"You... You look..."
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"So we're a little late."
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"Come on."
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"Oh, and by the way..."
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"[GROANS]"
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"- Sherman Whitfield, London Institute. - What a pleasure."
Friends
"I was quite impressed with your paper on pre-Cretaceous fossils."
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"Excuse me."
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"- I mean, I was sitting there. - But you got up."
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"But I never left the room."
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"All right, that's it. Give me your underwear."
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"Hey, Mr. Tux."
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"No."
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"Well, it's not like I went to Spain."
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"Well, actually, the last place you were sitting was in there, so..."
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"Has somebody been drinking my fat?"
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"When Carol and I broke up..."
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"Not touching. Can't get mad! Not touching. Can't get mad!"
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"Okay, thanks. Yeah, I'll try that."
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"But it's okay. It's okay..."
Friends
"You can't say you're "breezy." That negates the "breezy.""
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"Try Monica's green dress. If it doesn't fit, wear my gray silk one."
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"- What are you doing? - You said to give you the chair."
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"The sheep."
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"- Where's my underwear? - Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"Hey, opposite..."
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"Hey, that's okay with me. Two down, and I have exactly 12 minutes..."
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"Um, heh, heh..."
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"No, I think I'm gonna catch up on my correspondence."
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"So is it gonna be like I'm abandoning you while you're upset?"
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"...we're okay?"
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"PHOEBE: Get away from that phone!"
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"That is so not the opposite of taking somebody's underwear!"
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"Okay, enough. Enough with the lunging."
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"Welcome to an adult conversation."
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"Cheers."
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"No, don't! Okay, okay, I'll go. I'll go."
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"How about you get changed? Give him his underwear."
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"RECORDED VOICE: Your outgoing message has now been changed."
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"Wow!"
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"I'm going commando too."
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"Yes, it confirmed everything I'd written."
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"You're kind of sitting in my seat."
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"But you left the chair area."
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