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Clips from Veep - Judge (S06E06)

"He had a dead animal in his pocket the whole time?"
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"And you know what I did with it?"
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"Bam, sucker!"
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"Neat."
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"- Ma'am? - Yeah."
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"Okay. Richard, what do you know about jug bands?"
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"- He always is. - Yeah."
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"Jonah, you have to take the Montez deal."
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"and still get reelected in November."
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"Fuck Daylight Savings Time, all right?"
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"or, God help us, who knows?"
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"- It's empty. - You're fired."
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"- Okay. - All right."
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"- See you around never, Ben... - Cafferty."
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"- Am I fired, too, or...? - No, no."
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"- All right, losing the flag. - No, no, no, the birthday sign."
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"- Oh. - Selina, look who I found."
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"- Who are all these people? - Your guests!"
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"- Hello! - Madam President,"
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"let me introduce you to Quartie Sturges."
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"You need to call me Selina."
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"- Okay? - All right, Selina."
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"It is so nice to see you south of the Mason-Dixon line"
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"without your campaign bus behind you."
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"You know, President Hughes said the nicest things about you."
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"Oh, my goodness, I wish I could say the same thing."
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"We need a drink."
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"- I'm seven years sober, ma'am. - Uh-oh!"
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"She was a real mean drunk."
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"I get that sense."
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"It's only got four wheels and there's no fucking hot tub in the back."
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"Just get in the car before someone sees us, Malcolm No-Sex."
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"- Damn. - Yeah."
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"We're gonna fuck bitches till they in stitches."
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"Actually, I'm just kidding. I got engaged."
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"- Did you hear that? - Is she a foreigner?"
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"That's the problem with you New Yorkers..."
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"you don't appreciate fine weaponry"
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"- Quartie, I'm a country girl. - Uh-huh."
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"Okay? I think you keep forgetting that"
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"like you forgot to clean up that oil spill of yours in the Gulf."
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"You know, this band hasn't played together since the Great Washboard Feud."
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"- Is that so? - Mm-hmm."
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"We're just uncomfortable around so many Confederate flags."
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"- Happy birthday. - Oh, thank you, thank you."
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"- Gary? - Yeah?"
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"Oh, God, what a mean face."
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"Yeah. Hush up, y'all."
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"I just wanna say a few words for Gary Walsh's 40th birthday."
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"and our fishing holes and all the holes you could ever possibly want."
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"But I wanna tell you this one particular story"
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"that's one of my favorite Southern memories."
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"It's when my daddy first took me hunting for rabbits."
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"I was just a tiny, little thing."
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"But the Second Amendment certainly did guarantee my right to use it."
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"- Ho! Damn straight, huh? - That's right."
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"and, gosh darn it, the recoil plumb knocked me on my behind."
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"- Sure enough, when I came to... - Me, too."
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"I should update her Wikipedia page."
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"showed me the rabbit that I shot."
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"and I'm sorry if I get a little emotional telling this story..."
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"as happy as a hound dog with a horse's Johnson."
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"Aw!"
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"Would you like to say a few words, Gar?"
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"- No. - No? Oh!"
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"I think he's feeling a little shy,"
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"so, um, thank you all so much,"
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"and y'all enjoy the party and have a good time."
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"Thank you! Thank you."
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"- That was amazing. - Yeah."
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"As my father used to say,"
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""If that speech was a horse, it'd be a unicorn.""
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""Magical!""
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"I wanna put that rabbit story in the book."
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"Actually, Amy's in charge of the book."
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"Oh, perfect! Perfect, perfect."
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"- Yeah. - Gary, I'm so sorry."
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"- Yeah, yeah. - We have run out of bourbon,"
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"so do you think we could borrow some of your daddy's bourbon from his stash?"
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"- Yeah. - Yeah? Good, good."
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"I think that went well."
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"There you are. I've been look..."
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"Oh, my God. I'm... I'm so sorry."
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"I don't know who you are anymore."
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"Stewart, is that you?"
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"- You startled me. - What are you doing..."
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, no, no. You snooping on me?"
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"- No, I wasn't snooping... - Oh, and what are you doing?"
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"No, that's not till next week."
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"- Where you going? Hey, where you going? - Excuse me."
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"I tell you, if more people would've seen that side of you during the election,"
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"my God, you would've gotten their vote and you would've gotten mine."
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"I think you probably would've won."
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"Nail buffer to the lady president."
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"Just shut up, Daddy!"
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"I am so sick of you lording over me"
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"and how much better dead baby Bruce is than me!"
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"I know your secret."
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"You are... you are a bully!"
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"And you know what, you can take Teddy and Bobby"
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"and Stewart and the other Bobby,"
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"Mama."
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"Danny, where the fuck were you?"
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"A... it's Dan, and B..."
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"I don't have my phone because this morning's guest"
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"dropped it over the side of the Staten Island Ferry"
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"while pretending to be Melanie Griffith in "Working Girl.""
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"Scrappiest underdog in cinematic history."
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"Congressman Ryan, welcome back."
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"Oh, perfect. Thank you, yeah."
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"Let the record state I did try to call you."
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"What is the Host of Christmas Past doing here?"
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"- Our interview. Checkers, bitch. - Are you fucking kidding me?!"
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"Dan, you've heard the old saying,"
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""You gotta keep your friends close"
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"I absolutely am because I hate your stupid, perfect face,"
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"to stay home and jerk off to Jane McCabe."
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"- Thank you, Congressman. - You're welcome."
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"- Come on with me. - Be right with you."
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"- Yeah. - You finally fucked me."
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