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Clips from Veep - Judge (S06E06)

"Do you know how expensive it is"
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"I really don't care, Mike."
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"- Okay, all right. Never mind. - Just... I really don't care."
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"Here it is!"
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"Oh, my God, my house keys!"
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"This is the luckiest day ever!"
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"- Did you guys find a belt? - No belts."
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"Wait, this is Leon West's diary."
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"What?"
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"Oh, my God, it is."
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"And the little boy with the broken roller skates?"
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"He grew up to be Egyptian President Anwar Sadat."
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"And now it's my pleasure to welcome back"
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"senior correspondent Jane McCabe."
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"If you don't already know my first guest's name,"
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"- you've been hiding under a rock. - Uh, it's Jonah Ryan."
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"Joining me this morning is Jonah Ryan."
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"Thank you, Jane, for having me in."
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"Breaking news from Washington, DC,"
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"where an agreement has been reached to end the government shutdown."
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"I'm sorry, what?"
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"that we found a way to reach across the partisan divide"
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"and build a bridge."
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"- I did not approve this! - Thank you, Congressman."
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"He's pissing himself!"
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"it's even hotter today."
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"Y'all, I'm sorry that Judge couldn't be here to say goodbye."
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"Yeah, I'm glad we're going in separate cars, I can tell you that."
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"Oh, you take good care of my Gary, okay?"
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"- I want grandkids. - Yeah, sure, you do whatever you want."
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"Ma'am, you got a text from Ambassador Jaffar."
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"- like a hog to persimmons." - Is that a good thing?"
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"- Well, they cause diarrhea in hogs. - Oh, well..."
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"And Quartie said, "All that hollering was a hoot,""
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"and he wants to make a large donation to the library."
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"- Oh, that's fantastic! - Oh, Gary,"
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"- There's so much I wanna say to you, Mama. - Well, we just won't say it."
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"Gary, it's 100-and-fuck degrees. Let's go!"
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"Take it easy, Imogene."
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"Because I'm not going to apologize, you know?"
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"I would if I had something to apologize for, but I don't."
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"Okay, lookit,"
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"politicians borrow stuff all the time."
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"that I would think your story was special enough to even consider using it."
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"Did you really like it?"
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"He used to say, "If that story was like a horse,"
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"it'd be a unicorn."
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"'Cause it was magical.""
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"- That's nice. - I did come all this way."
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"You know, like, a thousand miles or something, so..."
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"- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. - That's okay. I accept your apology."
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"- Ooh. - What is this?"
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"It's a children's portion, too."
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"- No. - Yeah."
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"No wonder you had a heart attack when you were 39."
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"Oh, my God."
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"- Mmm. - Oh, yeah."
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"There we go."
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"Mmm."
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"Yeah, you did. You did."
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"like in "All the President's Men.""
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"It's uh... sorry... it's got Robert Redford."
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"All right, cool."
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"I'll see you at lunch or around the office."
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"Well, I'm easily shocked, so probably not the best person to ask."
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"It's like he's never seen his mother before."
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"about this lack of progress on the library,"
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"Catherine and Mr. Marjorie have been here"
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"like Dave Barry or Erma."
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"- I will. - Don't."
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"I can't believe"
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"- Oh, the president! - Yes."
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"I did not vote for you, but I do respect the office."
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"- Oh, good. You saw that? - Yeah, I did."
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"Madam President, we're gonna leave you to get settled."
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"Oh, Gary, can you stay behind for a second?"
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"Well, now it's time for me to punch a clock..."
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"So, how are the plans coming"
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"I got this really cheap flight."
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"And, no, it wasn't me."
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"- could benefit from closer supervision? - She's not wrong."
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"- What just happened? - You're in charge of the library."
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"Did you tell him your first name was Mohammad?"
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"Your man Richard told me to come down."
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"Your ratings ain't what they used to be."
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"Well, Fyvush Fuckhole disagrees."
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"- Oh! - I'm sorry, did you just say"
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"You have accomplished more in one month"
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"And you'll get rid of Daylight Savings Time?"
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"- Why, because I'm Jewish? - Excuse me?"
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"And after that, it's snip, snip, snip."
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"My offer's not gonna be on the table for long."
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"- Why? What? - He's one of those real good ol' boys"
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"Look, I lost my belt, okay?"
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"What about my look and my makeup?"
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"But he was always off with Teddy, who was kind of the first Bobby"
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"I will tell you one thing..."
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"I think Judge was right about the lip color."
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"I never thought you'd last more than a week,"
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"but right now, you could piss on every grave in Arlington"
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"Thank you for your input. It's very much appreciated."
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"And I gotta tell you, my rifle was bigger than I was."
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"He just wanted to make his little girl"
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"Imogene, not now."
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"Did your lady boss send you down to get her "tampoons," did she?"
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"- It's a... - Gary, don't you walk away from me, boy!"
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"That's my son, I guess."
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"how much you know about football and hair color"
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"and make your enemies take you out"
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"to Guy Fieri's restaurant in Times Square.""
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"He went off this morning on a business trip"
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"Hey, you two girls, how you doing?"
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"Imogene, thank you so much."
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"He said he talked to Quartie, who said, "He took to you"
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"- Come on! My God in heaven. - I love you, Mama."
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"Are you still not talking to me?"
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"I certainly don't need to apologize for anything."
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"- Oh. - Mm-hmm."
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"I know."
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"- I know. - I wish you'd be a little more grateful."
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