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Clips from Veep - Judge (S06E06)

"I'm gonna show you your rooms so you can freshen up."
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"And, you two girls, I'm sorry."
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"You're gonna have to share that room downstairs."
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"- I hope you don't mind. - Oh, of course. We usually..."
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"Da, da, da, da, da, da. Coming, Mama!"
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"Madam President, the two of you will be in separate bedrooms"
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"since you're not official yet."
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"- Mama! - What?"
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"- Nope, nothing. - Oh, look at this."
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"- You kept Gary's crib. - It's not Gary's."
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"- It's his brother Bruce's. - Oh, I didn't know you had a brother."
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"Brue was his stillborn twin."
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"- He had a huge heart. - Missing all its valves, though."
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"- Here we go again! - When Gary was in high school,"
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"I used to say Bruce still had a better chance of making the football team."
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"We have some scheduling things."
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"- And your father comes off a little... - Hard on me, I know."
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"- That, too. - Mm-hmm."
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"Wow, no wonder I couldn't carry the South."
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"mentioned a dead son's ghost crib."
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"- Hmm? - I mean, at least we think it's gone."
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"Sometimes you hear crying, but that's usually just Mama."
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"I'm gonna sleep in your mom's room or your dad's room."
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"Okay, okay. How did you know they sleep in separate rooms?"
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"Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah."
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"I'll tell you something, if I had a crib for every baby who died inside me,"
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"- I could open up a Pottery Barn Kids. - Aha."
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"have been "punching the clock""
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"with a hammer."
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"At least while the government's shut down,"
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"we won't have to pay taxes."
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"Homeless people..."
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"our very own Dan Egan goes undercover"
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"in our fourth installment of..."
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""Life on the Streets, Tears in the Gutter.""
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"We need a game changer."
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"Okay, well, I mean, we could go back to fucking."
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"Well, I wanted to wait till after the wedding, but..."
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"- I'm not doing it. - Your job depends on it."
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"- I'm not doing it. - 10 seconds."
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"You are fucking doing it,"
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"because I am not going back to Yahoo fucking Style!"
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"finally delivered, ending a 60-year marriage."
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"Good morning, uh..."
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"Amy, Richard, Madam President."
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"- Good morning... - Judge and Imogene."
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"Judge and Imogene."
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"- for the, um... - 40th."
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"- 40th? - The crystal came in today"
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"and I am just like, ah!"
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"Uh, Gary, if you'll excuse me,"
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"I'm gonna go fetch the papers."
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"Now, see, look at that."
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"And that's the kind of man I could get behind,"
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"but the bowtie makes him look queer."
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"Um, Mike, when did you get here?"
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"- Just a couple minutes ago, ma'am. - Oh."
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"- Had, like, four layovers. - I'm really sorry I asked that question."
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"I really got here three hours early"
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"because we had to make an emergency landing in Birmingham"
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"I'm actually really blocked up from all the travel."
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"And by the way, these biscuits are amazing."
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"- Oh, thank you, Mike. - Ma'am, do you think that Mike"
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"And, Richard, you're in charge of the library."
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"- I better get to work, then. - Good luck."
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"- Thanks. - Well, we should get going."
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"We're actually doing a "herstorical" tour"
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"of great Southern female writers."
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"And where they killed themselves."
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"Catherine, you know, everybody just woke up"
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"- and they don't wanna hear about... - Just get in there!"
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"- In a Ferrari. - Yeah."
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"You're kidding me. What is this?"
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"I tried to explain to him that Birmingham ranks low on the jihadi to-do list."
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"- That's fine with me. - Let's get to work, Mike."
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"Roll those sleeves up to your pit stains."
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"I need to talk to you in private."
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"Mike, that diary is all you're good for."
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"The diary should've lost you."
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"Every detail of every day in the White House was in that diary."
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"Where do you think you might've left it?"
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"I did stop to eat at this truck stop diner driving up from Birmingham."
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"It's an hour's difference! Let's go!"
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"Oh, good, they have great pancakes. We'll split a stack."
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"I don't understand. What are you even doing here?"
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"I had some business in the Gulf with Sturges Energy, but I had to see you."
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"Oh, please, suddenly now white lives matter?"
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"but everything is different now that my father's died of colon cancer,"
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"praise be to Allah."
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"Plus, our family's got a brand-new imam"
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"who's just a lot more chill."
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"I mean, I can engage in homosexual acts"
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"with the entire writing staff of Charlie Hebdo"
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"and nobody would say boo."
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"Well, you're getting me all wet now."
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"I did."
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"Who donated that whole wing to Hughes's library?"
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"Yeah, Quartie and I are dear friends."
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"Our houses share a beach path and a vineyard."
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"We don't let the public use it, of course."
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"You know, she has this tree. It just sort of hangs over the property line."
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"Could you do me a favor? You think you could talk to Quartie"
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"about maybe donating a few mil to my library?"
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"Mm-mm, I haven't forgiven you yet."
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"and this whole place is like a vortex of sexual confusion."
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"Should've kept the old gray mare."
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"Oh, this just might be the phone call that changes all that."
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"- Hey! - Hold for Congressman Ryan."
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"- Lower the capital gains tax. - MSNBC and Bloomberg are on hold."
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"Deregulate the financial industry."
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"Deregulate the... deregulate everything!"
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"- Congressman. - Thank you."
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"Dan Egan, to what do I owe the pleasure of this..."
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"- Jonah. - Hold for Congressman Ryan."
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"Don't budge on the debt ceiling until you get a private meeting with the president."
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"You're a freshman congressman who still uses his mother's Netflix password."
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"There's no way you're gonna get a meeting with Montez,"
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"no matter what Fyvush Fuckhole here says."
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"We're gonna hold out for the meeting."
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"Hi, Danny. I want tickets to a certain Broadway show"
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