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Clips from Veep - Judge (S06E06)

"So, you know, Gary and I both have our swimming holes"
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"Right, Quartie?"
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"So, anyway, I aim my shotgun at one of those rascals"
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"I'm learning so much about Selina tonight."
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"But what my daddy didn't know..."
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"is that I saw him pull that dead rabbit out of his pocket."
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"But at any rate, happy birthday, Gary."
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"And I think the birthday boy would like to say a few words."
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"- Amy's not in charge of anything. - I wish I had a pen."
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"- Can I talk to you just a second? - I wanna talk to you, too."
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"There... there's no food here, and the baby and I just got so hungry,"
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"and I need you to not be mad at me because I just... I just had... I had one bite."
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"Brought you a second plate with extra pork chops."
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"Jesus, Mary, and Robert E. Lee, Gary!"
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"I wanna talk to you, Quartie, about the library that I'm planning now."
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"I ain't through with you yet."
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"- No, that's not it. - You're a big, fat, flaming bully!"
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"and you can be their daddy!"
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"- Eh, getting warmer. - Now, if you'll excuse me,"
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"Of course, Gary. Hey, everybody eat!"
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"I've been trying to call you all night."
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"We painted the green room green this time"
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"so there wouldn't be any confusion."
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"Hey, handsome."
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"You're giving her the interview?"
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"I just can't hear that story enough."
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"Dan, great to see you. I had fun last night."
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"- Congressman. - It was fun."
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"In the face."
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"So, where's yours?"
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"- Who, sadly, was assassinated. - Mm."
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"an old, old friend,"
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"We go live to the White House."
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"No, we don't. No, we..."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I'm happy to say"
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"You've gotta be kidding me! I did not authorize..."
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"I'd like to thank Congressman Clarence Clark and his Libertonians."
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"- Start asking questions! - Oh."
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"with Stewart to Key West."
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"Ooh, I bet he went off to one of his special holes."
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"- Yeah, we just cried a lot. - But we're stronger for it."
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"it's just too long between visits."
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"You got such a hard job."
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"- Personal stories? - Absolutely."
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"I mean, you should be honored"
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"All right, get in there. Just tear that animal apart!"
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"Mmm!"
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"- Mmm. - Way ahead of you."
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"- Mmm. - Look at that."
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"You've got to admit I told it better, though."
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"Fuck."
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"Oh, Kentucky fried Christ!"
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"Flying a thousand miles to Alabama."
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"- So, here we are! My boyhood home. - What?!"
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"is what gave me the strength to get through that heart attack..."
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"You had a relapse?"
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"Hey, Gary, how come your family doesn't have"
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"a Mongoloid kid on the porch playing banjo?"
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"- Ah, Mama! - Gary Walsh, you get on up here!"
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"Ma'am, Tanz and the other donors are getting really restless"
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"so we need to get some new money ASAP"
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"- That's a real snatch-22. - Yeah."
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"And also, we have another email"
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"Just email him back a hard no,"
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"but make it sound kind of sexy so he knows what he's missing."
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"to do that?"
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"- Hello! - Mama, okay..."
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"- Oh, you must be Amy. - This is... yes."
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"- Hi, nice to meet you. - And you obviously are Richard."
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"Yes."
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"It... it's an honor to have you at our humble home."
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"It is such a... a treat to be here in Lynch City."
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"- All right. - Where's Judge?"
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"- Your dad's a judge? - Oh, no! No."
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"Judge isn't back yet from his hunting trip with Stewart."
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"Stewart? I don't remember Stewart."
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"- Stewart's the new Bobby. - Oh!"
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"He's always grooming some new associate"
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"- in his law firm. - Maybe we can go inside."
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"and they've been keeping me in stitches!"
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"- Okay, it's a lady. - Oh."
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"We're finishing up President Meyer's memoir this week..."
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"- No one is gonna read that. - and darn it"
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"if I haven't been bitten by the writing bug."
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"I wanna write a syndicated humor column"
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"Mike, do you have any awareness of what's been happening"
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"Not at all. I mean, truth is I don't even get 'em anymore."
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"Yeah, that makes sense."
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"Let me just give you a little taste"
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"- of the McLintock prose, okay? - Oh, God."
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"sitting in her closet eating cello bow rosin.""
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"- That's not a word. - "And we agreed that it was okay"
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"for her to sit in her closet"
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"and it was okay for her to eat cello bow rosin"..."
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"y'all are in my house!"
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"I know, I can't believe it either."
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"I promise this party is gonna be so elegant."
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"- Very "New South." - Yes."
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"What does that mean? No butt-fucking Ned Beatty till the after party, I guess."
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"- And the very best Southern chef. - Thank you."
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"Yes, who hasn't said the N-word on television."
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"- Oh, that's good. - Yeah."
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"Ma'am, I really think that we need to discuss"
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"my doing something other than the library."
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"It's just..."
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"Do you have any social skills whatsoever?"
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"I mean, my God, Amy, we're in the middle of visiting"
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"with what's-his-ass's family here."
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"- Aw, so nice. - Hey, birthday boy, I need my purse."
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"- I gotta get my eye drops. - Well, hello to the house!"
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"- Oh, there he is! Judge is home. - Hey, honey."
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"Well, well, well, look at that!"
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"Hey, everybody, not home an hour"
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"and Gary's carrying a Jimmy Choo purse."
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"- Oh. - Some things never change, huh?"
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"It's for the president. The president, Judge."
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"Hey, I was just joshing with ya."
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"- Don't tear up, now. - I'm not."
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"Okay, well, you didn't have to say that,"
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"My God, that's a good-looking man."
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