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Clips from South Park - Hooked on Monkey Fonics (S03E03)

"Guys, I'm sorry, but the Halloween Haunt's been cancelled. - Cancelled?"
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"You best clear out of here! There's pirate ghosts, and they'll kill you."
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"Well gang, it looks like we have to pack it up."
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"God-damnit! Now, what the hell are we gonna do?!"
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"Oh, hey! The kids from last night."
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"Wow! Is that the Antonio Banderas life-sized blow-up doll?"
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"Hey, Kenny."
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"- Somebody took my dead grandma. - What?"
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"Aw, I hate to see little clowns cry."
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"Well, that does it. Somethin' funny is going on here."
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"Your missing grandma must be connected somehow to those creepy pirate ghosts."
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"They're not pirate ghosts, Jonathan, they're ghost pirates."
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"but a ghost pirate is a ghost that later made a conscious decision to be a pirate."
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"You're wrong, because there were no pirates in Colorado."
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"So these must be ghosts that have decided to become pirates after the fact."
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"Guys! Guys! Guys! Fighting isn't gonna solve anything."
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"Pirate ghosts."
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"Then, you'll help us?"
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"it's solvin' a groovy mystery."
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"Is everybody okay?"
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"People stealing bodies to have sex with them? Pirate ghosts destroying the town?"
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"for celebrating Halloween and allowing that band KoRn to come play."
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"He's right! Nothin' ever went wrong in this town before that evil KoRn band showed up."
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"Well, I say we go find them and kick their devil-worshipping butts out of town!"
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"So this is where you last saw your dead grandma?"
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"Alright, gang, we have to split up and look for clues."
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"Here's their van! Here's their van!"
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"The best way to do this is, all get on one side and push it from the top."
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"Devil woshippers!"
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"Come on, they gotta be around here somewhere!"
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"This place gives me the creeps."
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"Say, this looks like a clue."
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""Pirate Lore of South Park"."
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"Whoa. What was that?"
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"The noise came from in here. Stay close, everybody!"
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"Oh, no! I lost my glasses."
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"Hey, I got an idea. We should set a groovy trap."
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"Good idea."
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"We need something that might catch their eye to use as bait. I know!"
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"Your Antonio Banderas love doll."
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"If anything happens to it, my mom will know I opened it early!"
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"My glasses gotta be around here somewhere."
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"Is that you, Jonathan? Boy, I'm glad to see you. I lost my glasses."
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"Yeah, that sounds like a groovy song, man! Remember that one!"
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"Hey, wait a minute."
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"Puh-puuhh pirate ghost!"
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"When the pirate ghosts walk in, they should go right for Antonio Banderas."
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"When they hit the super-slippery floor, they'll slide onto this mining cart,"
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"which should travel down this path, into the next room,"
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"where the fish net will fall on them."
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"Wow, cool! - Hey! Somebody's coming."
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"We've got to hide!"
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"Hold on, guys!"
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"Alright, gang. Looks like we're gonna have to use our special KoRn powers."
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"KoRn powers, vitalize!"
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"Alright! Great job, gang!"
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"What the hell is that thing?"
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"You did it, Nibblet! You trapped them!"
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"Yeah. And now let's see who these pirate ghosts really are!"
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"Alright, KoRn, you can stop your demonic shenanigans and come downtown with me!"
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"Hehey, look what Nibblet sees."
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"Well, what are you waiting for, Barbrady?! Arrest that band!"
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"I think I've got this groovy mystery solved!"
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"Well, I must say I still don't get this at all."
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"It's simple. Priest Maxi didn't want there to be a Halloween,"
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"so he decided to scare everyone away from the docks."
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"Yeah. And then he used this flashlight and some cotton swabs to create the ghosts."
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"Then all he needed was some sound effects created by this cup and a piece of cheese."
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"And all he had to do then was create a ghost ship,"
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"by using some candles, a mirror, and two squirrels."
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"I would do anything to stop this wretched, unholy holiday!"
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"Including killing people and wreaking havoc all over South Park?"
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"Don't you see that by trying to stop Halloween"
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"Okay buddy, you can explain downtown!"
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"Well, this is all fine and good,"
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"but it doesn't explain what happened to my mother's body!"
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"There she is!"
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"Yes! We were wrong about you. Will you please play for our Halloween party?"
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"Well, sure. Why the heck not? - All right!"
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"Oh, no! The pirate ghosts are back!"
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"Nibblet!"
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"but me and the gang learned a lot, and we hope you did too."
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"You all perceived us to be mean, evil people,"
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"Sweet!"
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"You son of a bitch chicken from outer space thing, come back here!"
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"Wendy, for her Chewbacca costume!"
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"Come on down! We've got a haunted house"
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"Why, here's some kids enjoying the Halloween Haunt now!"
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"Eric, your little friends are here."
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"That's only 72 shopping days left for you!"
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"God-damnit, mom!"
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"To be really scary, it would have to be real."
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"All we have to do is sneak in the graveyard, dig her up,"
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"Yes I am! I've got the costume; it's waiting in the house!"
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"Now, Alan will demostrate what having sex with a dead body might sound like."
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"Excuse me, how is this helping?"
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"- But that makes them pirate ghosts. - No. It makes them ghost pirates."
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"Right. Maybe there really are pirate ghosts and they took her inside."
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"Fieldy, what are you doing?!"
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"- I don't really care, dude. - Yes you do! Now, dig!"
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"Wait till you guys see my costume! It's gonan be sweet!"
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"I don't think my mom would want me doin' this."
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"That's my grandma."
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"Halloween is an abomination of God!"
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"- Are you sure we're goin' the right way? - I don't know."
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"That's because you've got it upside down, chowderhead!"
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"Okay, here's one."
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"Pirate ghosts!"
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"Nibblet!"
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"Hey! Like, it's just some kids."
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"Eehh, sure, come in."
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"Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen."
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"You land-lubbers had better stay away from the docks!"
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"Fire the cannon!"
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"Wow! That was easy."
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"How should we split up?"
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"Oh, I was talking to you, Jonathan."
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"Oh, I guess they really were pirate ghosts."
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"And a-one, and-a-two, and a..."
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"but, really, we're just normal guys. And we all"
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