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Clips from South Park (1997) (S21E21)

"I've got it."
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"People aren't focused on the right thing."
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"to not be on your phone."
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"If I'm on the phone, I will not get behind"
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"I'll take the pledge!"
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"And I'll take the pledge."
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"♪ No one cares ♪"
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"♪ Put it down if you're President today ♪"
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"♪ If you find yourself being President today ♪"
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"♪ Or I will rip my own guts out without one hesitation ♪"
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"♪ Dedication, that's what it's taken ♪"
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"♪ And all the voices start solo ♪"
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"♪ Don't be on your phone while being president ♪"
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"♪ You might do something dumb and cause an accident ♪"
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"♪ We all agree here today ♪"
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"It worked! I'm not gonna do it!"
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"Cartman said he was gonna kill himself?"
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"I'll send you the voicemail"
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"if you promise to keep it private."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪"
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"♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhmhm rm! ♪"
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"All right, everyone. Listen up."
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"Today we're going to have a performance"
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"by one of our students who has written a song."
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"The song is about his feelings"
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"towards the current political climate with North Korea."
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"Put your hands together for Tweek."
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"Why are you just sitting there doing nothing?!"
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"we have to get out of here!"
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"and our president keeps making it worse!"
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"All right, next up we have Hannah Williams"
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"[ Crying ] ♪ The wheels on the bus go round and round ♪"
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"Dude, Craig, you've got to get Tweek to get ahold of himself."
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"He's freaking everybody out at school."
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"Doesn't matter if they're gay balls or straight balls,"
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"if you don't take control of your side of a relationship,"
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"you'll get walked all over -- Hey, babe. How you doing?"
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"Oh, hey, baby. What's going on?"
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"We still on for recess? Yup, I'll be there."
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"'Kay, babe. Love you."
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"I decided to give her one more chance."
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"But you said she was mentally abusive."
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"So then why did you take her back?"
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"Because she said she was gonna kill herself."
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"All right, guys? There."
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""I can't live without you."
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"Tweek. Aah!"
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"Why would he say that?! He's making everything worse!"
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"Okay, so write a letter to the North Koreans."
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"I can't write in Korean"
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"and they all think we're war-hungry anyway!"
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"Send something like what?! I dunno, like,"
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"I don't know how to make croissants!"
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"Mm...cupcakes!"
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"Hey, Stan? Yeah?"
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"I just wanna make sure he's all right."
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"What do you mean?"
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"I don't even know if I should be saying this but..."
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"Eric said he was thinking about killing himself. What?"
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"We broke up, and he called saying he was about to do it."
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"I'm still really scared for him."
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"[ Laughter ] Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh."
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"Cartman: You have to take me back! You have to!"
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"I'm gonna kill myself, Heidi!"
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"You'll wish you could have me back, but I'll be dead!"
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"Please, Heidi! Please!"
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"You sound like a dying pig."
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"That's great! I'm glad you guys think suicide is so funny!"
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"[ Laughter ]"
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"♪♪"
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"[ Knocking ] Entrée."
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"Yes, Eric. How can I help you?"
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"Well, unfortunately this week"
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"is Distracted Driving Awareness Week at school,"
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"so you might have a hard time."
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"Distracted driving? Who gives a shit about that?"
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"A lot of people."
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"There's more deaths now because of people"
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"on their phones while driving than ever before."
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"PC Principal, someone's life is at stake."
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"If I have to compete with distracted driving,"
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"[ Nervous jittering ]"
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"Huh? Oh!"
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"A young homosexual boy known only as Tweek"
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"by sending cupcakes to the North Korean government."
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"with the North Korean dictator,"
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"who is said to have loved the cupcakes so much"
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"that he is started to make his own --"
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"Oh! Ahh. [ Cellphone pings ]"
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""U.S. President responds to cupcakes...""
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"The human interest cupcake story"
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"has apparently be heard by the president."
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"I'll bet he took a dump in the batter.""
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"[ Screams ] What?! Why would he say that?!"
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"Tweek, calm down."
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"The president! He tweeted about me!"
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"Why would he do that?! Did you see that?!"
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"Yes, I did see that."
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"What?! It's a fidget spinner."
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"A fidget spinner?! Did you read what the president tweeted?!"
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""I hope all children of America will stand with Tweek in saying,"
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"'Go ahead and bomb us, Kim Jong Dong,"
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"we fucking dare you!'""
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"[ Screams ]"
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"Talk to all the grownups you know"
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"about staying off their mobile devices"
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"when they get behind the wheel."
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"Hey, guys -- got a second to help"
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"stop distracted driving?"
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"Thanks. -Hey, guys --"
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"and talk about suicide prevention."
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"You better take it serious or he might actually do it."
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"♪ I've been feelin' sad, I've been bein' sad ♪"
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"♪ Can't talk to my mom, don't even have a dad ♪"
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"♪ Eric, give life a try ♪"
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"♪ Eric, we don't want you to die ♪"
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"[ Echoing ] I don't wanna live no more!"
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"♪ Yeah, but you guys, you don't understand ♪"
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