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Clips from South Park (1997) (S21E21)

"♪ With my girlfriend, it's like I'm living in quicksand ♪"
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"♪ Gonna kill myself prob'ly around 2:30 tomorrow ♪"
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"♪ Eric, we don't want you to die ♪"
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"♪ Eric, oh, God, no, Eric ♪ But it's so hard!"
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"♪ Eric, please don't die... ♪"
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"Distracted driving my asshole."
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"Hey, Tweek. Aah!"
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"How's it going with the fidget spinner?"
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"for my little homosexual son."
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"What is that?! I'm not sure."
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"between the parties involved."
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"where the North Koreans appear to have fired a missile"
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"over Tweek's house. -[ Screams ]"
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"Tweek, of course, the young boy"
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"who got the attention of Kim Jong Un last week."
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"is calling the missile test a victory for its people."
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"[ Speaking in Korean ]"
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"Translator: Today the great country of North Korea..."
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"has proven its determination and fortitude..."
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"They have to know this isn't my fault!"
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"In response to the North Korean test,"
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"the president of the United States"
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"has just tweeted this statement --"
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""You really think Tweek is scared?"
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"Tweek will single handedly go to North Korea"
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"What?! Why would he say that?!"
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"Man: The president also tweeted --"
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""If you even think Tweek is worried about"
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"a bunch of dipshit poor ass third world rice pickers,"
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"Oh, my God! What is he doing?!"
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"-Tweek, Tweek. Calm down! -why won't he just stop?! Why?"
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"Why does he keep making it worse?!"
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"Your fidget spinner, Tweek! Come on, son!"
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"♪♪"
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"Oh, geez, looks like North Korea launched another missile."
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"Oh, really, like another test? Where are you looking?"
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"-No, what'd he say? -The president tweeted"
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"Aah! [ Tires screech ]"
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"Aah!"
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"[ Crying ] I know. I know, it's so sad."
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"Well, how nice. That's a little more like it."
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"Well, guys, what happened? Change of heart?"
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"Oh, that son of a bitch."
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"Put down the candle, Kenny!"
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"Like you ever gave a shit about Gary Borkovec!"
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"Entrée vous."
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"but everyone's preoccupied"
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"with this "don't be on your phone when driving" crap."
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"He didn't deserve to be taken away"
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"by someone not paying attention to the road."
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"Yes, but Gary Borkovec is already dead."
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"I need a full orchestra -- woodwinds, strings --"
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"As someone who deals with suicidal thoughts,"
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"out to the public on the streets!"
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"Maybe I will!"
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"Maybe you should. Maybe I will!"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"Ugh. [ Sighs ]"
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"Look at what the president tweeted now!"
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"What time is it, dude?"
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"Just read it!"
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""North Korea doesn't have the balls to attack Tweek."
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"They have little tiny rice balls.""
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"And the President's tweets have certainly caught"
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"the attention of North Korea,"
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"who have been spending the past several days"
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"You gotta calm down."
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"How am I supposed to calm down?!"
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"North Korea is gonna get me!"
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"North Korea isn't going to attack anyone, okay?"
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"They're not going to start a war they can't win."
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"Okay?"
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"But, Craig, I -- Tweek."
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"and make you feel better."
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"[ Bell dings ]"
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"Give a minute of your time for suicide awareness?"
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"Suicide is serious."
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"Help tell people like Kyle it's not a joke."
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"Yeah, make sure everyone you know gets involved"
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"or else I'm gonna do it."
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"We're getting a lot of attention, Eric."
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"Our website's already full of kids"
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"saying they feel the same way as you"
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"For wanting to take their own lives."
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"No, this is about me killing myself."
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"What, are you actually talking online to these asswipes?!"
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"I thought this was about raising awareness and helping people."
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"So you're just gonna e-mail"
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"Eric, come on. No, look, Heidi."
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"by telling everybody that I was suicidal."
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"Okay?"
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"So the only option I have is to make sure"
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"[ Screams ]"
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"Oh, are you freakin' serious?"
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"[ Riders scream in distance ]"
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"Okay, babe, what do you wanna ride first?"
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"Ugh! What are we doing here, Craig?"
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"The Ferris wheel!"
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"[ Laughs ]"
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"Isn't this lovely, Tweek? Just look at that view."
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"[ Gasps ] Oh, God!"
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""Why would the U.S. be scared of North Korea?"
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"in Denver right now.""
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"[ Gasps ] Jesus Christ!"
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"We gotta get outta here!"
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"Tweek! Tweek, use your brain."
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"The president just called Kim Jong-un a fat midget."
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"Oh, and now North Korea is saying that they're gonna --"
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"Oh, shit!"
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"[ Woman screams ]"
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"Ride attendant: All right, everyone,"
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"please wait for your bumper cars"
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"to come to a complete stop."
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"We hope you enjoyed Crazy Cars --"
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"Oh, my God, what is that?!"
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"What is that?!"
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"Will you please stop saying that?!"
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"I can't take it!"
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"Okay, but think about that."
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"I don't need you to problem-solve all the time,"
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