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Clips from South Park - A Scause for Applause (S16E16)

"♪ going down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind. ♪"
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"I can't believe we all got duped."
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"Lying jerk!"
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"Uh, hold on."
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"That one."
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"Good riddance to you!!!"
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"You know I spent five bucks on that stupid thing?!"
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"Oh don't even start, Kenny."
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"Okay."
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"Oh, I feel like such an idiot."
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"It was just a last week a team of scientists found traces of"
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"HGH on the shroud of turin. Along with several other illegal"
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"Jesus did not suffer for our sins, he was, in fact, very high."
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"I know people that paid ten bucks for those bracelets."
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"Yeah, and so... and so then I asked preacher, wha.. what about"
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"the new testament?"
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"gonna need to put an asterisk next to Jesus' name whenever it comes up."
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"You're wearing a what would Jesus do bracelet!"
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"Hugghgh."
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"Where do I go?"
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"Here's Chuck."
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"wears his 'what would Jesus do'"
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"wristband."
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"Dick!"
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"Stan after everything that's come out, after all the facts"
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"keeping their bracelet?"
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"How many people were tortured and put to death for somebody who was a fake?"
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"What about the crusades, Stan?"
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"Does that enter into your decision at all?"
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"Yeah, you know, I can't believe in Jesus any more because he's a"
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"damn fraud so what I'm gonna believe in, is just being me and"
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"being independent like you."
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"So what I did is I got this brown bracelet to remind me of"
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"Oh I'm not the only one."
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"There's lots of people doing it!"
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"Hey Butters - stanground!"
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"Stanground, mister Makey!"
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"Smachnya yeschi, dolga!"
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"Ja ciabe kakhajuk!"
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"Nyama za shto!"
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"I got mine down at 7-11."
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"Wow, this is happening so fast."
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"Hello, Stan."
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"That I was wasting my time."
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"But my cause is to stand my ground."
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"When others sat, I kept my bracelet on."
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"Because I stand... for standing."
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"Would you like to be seated?"
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"Hey, you wanna sit down?"
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"Sir, the captain has asked everyone to take their seats..."
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"Never."
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"What do I do?"
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"I stanground."
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"street to nowhere what tactics did he use to try and convince..."
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"If you have nothing to hide, then please hand it over, Mr. Marsh."
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"Rumors have surfaced that Stan did not stand his ground as"
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"Are you afraid we will find glue on your bracelet, Mr. Marsh?"
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"Who?!"
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"You asshole."
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"What's the big idea, Craig?!"
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"It just looked like you cut it off, that's all."
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"You can't just say anything you want about people!"
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"You know what happens when you lie, Craig?!"
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"Yeah."
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"Thanks, Kyle."
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"Why does it matter?"
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"Because you kind of made it matter."
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"You want to tell all those farmers in Belarus it's all bullcrap?"
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"win some of your friends back."
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"You need to Bill Clinton this."
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"This is a witch hunt, dude."
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"It's all that stupid French scientist - he's the fraud!"
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"And I'm gonna prove it!"
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"Is a tap water going to be okay or do you want me to go down to"
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"a crystal geyser and bring her highness some right from the spring."
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"What was that?"
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"I could have sworn I saw something outside."
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"Darling, could you change the channel for me, the remote is dead."
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"Thanks."
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"Please I'm terrified."
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"Please go check it out."
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"That's what I'm doing."
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"It all just happened so fast."
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"The next thing I new I had a Nike commercial."
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"Yeah, I know how it goes."
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"Everyone hates me now and it isn't fair."
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"I just feel like if people could see me in action again, they'd"
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"realize I'm not a fraud."
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"Jesus, did you take HGH to do your miracles?"
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"No."
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"Did you cut your wristband off, my son?"
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"No, that's... no."
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"Pfft, no, I know right?"
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"Yeah!"
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"Where's Belarus?"
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"People don't even know where it is!"
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"Maybe if we could get people to care about it,"
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"Welcome, welcome to the P.F."
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"I'm confused."
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"In the modern age there are those who believe, that a cause"
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"Then a white scause is for you!"
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"Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue!"
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"Oh, you do."
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"Hey kids!"
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"Hey kids, over here!"
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"were doing all along."
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"Belarusian farmers."
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"Is it true?"
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"People are aware of the problems in Belarus, maybe I did it all"
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"And now one person is taking it upon himself to end the crises."
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"You know, I don't even have time to think about that."
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"This is a crisis that needs my attention and I'm just here to do what I can."
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"I believe it's Belarus, Jesus."
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"Um, so you think you've done something here to keep the"
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"What are you on?"
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"Aw shit!"
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"One at a time!"
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"Look, I want to return this orange bracelet, mkay."
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"and a jade green for how much I hate Kyle."
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"Absolutely!"
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