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Clips from South Park - Guitar Queer-o (S11E11)

"Listen, boys, I'm having a huge celebrity party"
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"at my giant mansion tonight."
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"Why don't you come by as my honorary new artists?"
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"Cool!"
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"Oh yes, all the biggest stars in Colorado are here."
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"Dude, dude, that's Ron Zappolo from Channel 4 News!"
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"Wow! Oh, and look over there, that's that Jake Jabs guy"
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"from American Furniture Warehouse commercials."
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"Everyone? Everyone, this is Stan and Kyle."
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"They just broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero."
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"Please enjoy yourselves, there's lots more coke and sex in the house."
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"Quarterback for the Denver Broncos!"
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"Are you serious?"
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"Jay, I want you to meet Stan and Kyle."
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"They broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero."
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"Nice to meet you!"
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"I mean, you kind of suck, but my dad says you might be good someday."
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"Thanks."
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"You boys know Tom Shane"
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"from the Shane Company Diamond Store commercials?"
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"You remember these boys, Tom."
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"They're gonna break a million points live at the video arcade in a few weeks."
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"That would be impressive."
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"Dude, we've arrived. We're super, awesome and cool."
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"Yeah. Life is finally going to not suck so hard for us."
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"You rock!"
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"All right, nice rehearsal, boys."
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"Dude, I totally miffed that middle part. Did you see that?"
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"that might work better for you."
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"Why don't you go with Jim and he'll help you find it?"
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"Oh, okay. Cool."
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"You've got real potential, kid. I have no doubt you can break a million."
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"But as for your friend, well, to be honest,"
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"I think he's holding you back."
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"What, you mean, Kyle?"
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"Look, you score a lot higher than him."
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"I wanna put you with some other players,"
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"find a partner for you who can really help you max your score."
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"But, Kyle and I always play together. We both chipped in for the game system."
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"It's very honorable."
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"But you know where loyalty gets you in a game like Guitar Hero?"
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"Nowheres. Just listen to that video crowd."
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"I haven't heard a video crowd go that wild in a long time."
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"You've got a chance to score a million points,"
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"and I hate to see you throw it away"
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"because you're worried about your friend's feelings."
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"You're gonna love this kid, Stan."
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"Except for you, of course."
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"Ah, Thad!"
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"- Stan Marsh, this is Thad Jarvis. - 'Sup?"
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"Thad here has backed up a lot of really great Guitar Hero players."
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"Isn't that right, Thad?"
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"Yup."
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"He can play Guitar Hero acoustically."
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"Yeah, but can he play Buckethead on Expert Level?"
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"Go ahead, Thad. Show him what you can do."
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"Check this out."
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"Pretty damn good, huh?"
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"Yeah, that's pretty good. But can you play "John the Fisherman"?"
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"Wow wee, look at him go!"
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"Kyle."
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"I... I thought you were sick."
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"Who is this?"
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"- This is um... Thad Jarvis. - 'Sup?"
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"- What's going on, Stan? - Kyle, I was gonna tell you later."
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"Mr. Kincaid thinks I should play with Thad for a while."
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"But it's our game. We bought it together."
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"I know, and--and I wanna be fair about it, so,"
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"Buy me out? What are you saying?!"
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"What makes you so high and mighty you can buy me out?"
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"- Don't put this all on me, Kyle! - Oh my God, this is so awesome."
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"You were the one that's been blowing off playing after midnight,"
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"Look, the point is I'm never gonna break a million points playing with you!"
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"You know that's true!"
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"I guess I didn't realize it was just about the points."
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"Let's just do this, all right?"
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"Hey! You're the kid I sold the Guitar Hero game to."
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"How are you liking it?"
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"It's okay, I guess. But I need some game guides for it."
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"where I'm supposed to break a million in front of everybody"
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"and I'm... I'm stressing out."
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"Yeah, Guitar Hero can be pretty stressful."
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"But you know, maybe instead of a game guide,"
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"you should just buy another game to kind of, ease the stress."
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"- Have you ever heard of Heroin Hero? - He--Heroin Hero?"
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"It's a way easier game."
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"All you do is run around a magical forest"
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"No, man."
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"All you do is run through the pretty forest"
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"and chase a big dragon."
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"But you don't ever catch the dragon. You just... keep chasing it."
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"Come on."
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"Dude, this is awesome."
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"How are they coming?"
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"No worries, Mr. Hart. They'll be ready for the big show in a few days."
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"They'd better be. I paid good money to rent this place out."
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"Dammit!"
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"Dude, suck. Did you practice last night?"
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"Yeah, I practised last night!"
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"Just shut up and play!"
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"No, no, you know what? Screw this!"
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"We play the music I wanna play!"
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"Stan, why are you so grumpy-grouchy?"
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"We're playing what I want and I'll select a different song!"
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"Yeah? Well, how about this one?"
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"I quit."
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"I quit, I quit, I quit."
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"I quit, I quit, I quit. I quit."
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"You know what? That's great with me, Thad."
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"Because I don't need you to break a million points!"
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"I never did!"
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"- Stan, what is the matter with you? - I just wanna play alone, alright?"
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"Man..."
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"- Are you playing Heroin Hero? - Just, just a little."
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"No! Nobody plays Heroin Hero a little!"
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"You know, you never catch the dragon!"
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"You'd better pull your act together,"
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"because now you're gonna have to break a million points"
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"and unlock superstardom solo!"
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"No problem."
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