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Clips from South Park - Guitar Queer-o (S11E11)

"- Hey, beat it, kid! We wanna play now! - I'm not done yet."
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"Hey, I know you. You're Kyle Broflovski."
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"Didn't you used to have your own Guitar Hero game system?"
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"No. You're thinking of somebody else."
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"Yeah, sure."
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"He's the kid that scored a hundred thousand points."
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"- How come you're playing here now? - Look, just go ahead and play, alright?"
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"Leave me alone."
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"You're good at that game, kid."
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"Too good to be playing in a dump like this."
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"Yeah well, I can't really afford to play anymore anyway."
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"I'm about out of quarters."
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"Well look, maybe I could use"
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"some extra music playing to this thing on weekend nights."
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"You come in, work around here a little and maybe you can play it for free."
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"but I ain't a charity case yet."
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"Charity case, I'm just trying to help out"
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"a kid who's a little... down on his luck is all."
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"Thanks, Mick."
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"Marsh? Stan, you got--"
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"Oh my God!"
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"Get up, Stan! Wake up!"
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"Huh? What?"
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"You're going on in ten minutes! Everybody's coming to see you!"
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"You've gotta pull it together!"
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"Put it together, goddammit!"
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"to watch Stan Marsh break a million points"
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"and unlock superstardom."
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"- Go Stan! - All right, Stan, you've got it, man!"
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"Dude, what's the matter with him?"
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"He's been up for three days straight playing Heroin Hero."
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"Come on, Stan! You got it!"
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"Goddammit, he's a mess!"
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"Oh man, I can't watch this."
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"What are you doing? The video crowd is starting to boo!"
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"Come on, guys. Let's get out of here."
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"You blew it! You had it all and you blew it!"
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"There he is!"
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"So, did you break a million yet?"
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"Aw, come on. Once you start playing Guitar Hero,"
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"I just wanna find something else to play."
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"Have you played Rehab Hero?"
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"You get chased by a big dragon, but you keep running away from it."
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"I just want a nice, simple driving game. How's that?"
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"All right, that was the Splendifs. And now, here's a hit you all remember."
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"It's the song that two local fourth grade boys"
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"scored a 100,000 points to on Guitar Hero."
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"I guess they're not playing the game anymore."
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"And all the tears you cried that called my name"
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"Kyle, could I just talk to you for like five minutes?"
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"- What are you doing here? - Please, it won't take long."
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"Goddammit."
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"We're gonna take a short break. Be back in five."
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"Oh, so the gallant knight now comes to rescue me from the bowels of mediocrity!"
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"That isn't it at all."
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"You don't get it, Stan! I can play here all I want."
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"I even get free Frescas. I don't need you anymore!"
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"I know. I need you."
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"I thought I was having a great time because"
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"I was getting signed by managers and..."
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"I was having fun because I was doing all that with my best friend."
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"It was pretty fun, wasn't it?"
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"Yeah."
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"Look, I doubt we could break a million together anyway."
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"For the fun of it."
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"I don't really see the fun in"
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"not trying to kick that game's ass once and for all!"
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"- What, you mean it? - I think we can do it, Stan."
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"I've been close to a million a few times by myself."
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"Then let's go, dude!"
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"Oh wait. Wait, I'm supposed to play here."
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"Hey, Mick, would you mind if I stepped out for a sec?"
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"Go on, get out of here, kid."
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"Who needs your wailing and rocking around here anyways?"
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"Thanks, Mick!"
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"All right, dude, let's do this."
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"What the hell?"
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"Come on, come on. You almost got me."
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"- Goddamnit! Dad, get off our X-Box! - Hang on, I almost caught the dragon."
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"Hehe, you almost caught me."
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"No, me and Kyle are gonna play Guitar Hero!"
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"I can get him! Wait! Where's he going now?"
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"Mom, will you get Dad out of here?"
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"- Stop cheating, Craig! - How was that cheating?"
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"Fellas! Fellas!"
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"- They're gonna do it! - What?"
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"Stan and Kyle!"
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"They're about to break a million on Guitar Hero and unlock superstardom!"
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"Oh, let's go! Cone on, let's go!"
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"They're gonna do it!"
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"- They did it! - Oh my sweet J-Jesus!"
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"You have played Guitar Hero enough to reach one million points!"
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"Congratulations!"
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"You."
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"Fags."
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"That's it?"
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"Goddammit!"
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"Butters, you wanna play me next?"
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"Okay, but I get to be the one that betrays you"
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"after the sex and drugs party."
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"Oh, I love this song."
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"Chase me. Come on. This way. Shoot up and then you can catch me."
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"I appreciate what you're trying to do, Mick,"
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"Catch me. Come on, catch me."
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"Sure, kid. Sure."
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"I like girls with big vagina, I like girls with big fat titties,"
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"What is this?"
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"Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation,"
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