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Clips from South Park - Guitar Queer-o (S11E11)

"Ample parking day or night, people spouting howdy neighbor,"
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"Oh, Stan and Kyle bought a new video game together."
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"who knows what they could accomplish."
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"Hey, yeah."
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"- So you boys like this music, huh? - Yeah, dude. It's Guitar Hero."
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"Stan and Kyle are really good at it."
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"Well you kids wanna see something really cool? Check this out."
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"You want me to teach you boys how?"
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"Are you ready to rock?"
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"Carry on my wayward son"
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"This is just a stupid plastic controller."
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"I just heard you broke a hundred thousand points on Guitar Hero."
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"- Yeah, we did. - Well, I'm impressed."
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"but I think with the right label behind you,"
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"That'd be awesome!"
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"No, that's Kansas."
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"That's pretty goddamn impressive."
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"Wow, this is a huge party."
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"Dude! Dude, that's Jay Cutler over there!"
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"- Oh my God! - Would you boys like to meet him?"
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"Wow, really? Nice to meet you guys."
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"Alex, have you seen my wife anywhere?"
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"Do we? He's a legend!"
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"- Yeah dude, that's almost impossible. - That was real cool, kids."
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"Hey, Kyle, there's a different controller in my car"
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"- Really? That'd be sweet. - I think you could."
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"There's no question who the better one is."
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"He's one of the best Guitar Hero players I've ever seen."
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"He doesn't even need a game system to play on."
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"Stan, with this kid backing you, you're gonna make Guitar Hero history."
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"Hey dude, how's it--"
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"I'll buy you out of your part."
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"- not playing because you were sick. - I have been sick!"
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"Dude, this game rules."
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"My manager and producer set up this live thing at the video arcade"
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"and shoot simulated heroin."
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"You could call it the ultimate first-person shooter."
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"And there's no score? No crowds?"
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"I'm not playing this song! Why did you pick this stupid song?"
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"Stan, it's the song we all agreed you would play."
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"Yeah? Well, I changed my mind! We're changing the song to Cheap Trick!"
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"No way. I hate that bubblegum crap."
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"Yeah? Well you're not the leader, are you, Thad?"
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"I can't concentrate with all these assholes riding me all the time!"
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"I know, but it mellows me out, okay?"
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"Can I get a Fresca, please?"
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"What's wrong? Follow me. Come on."
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"The dragon. Where did it go?"
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"Thank you for coming to Gamecraft Arcade"
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"Yeah, Stan."
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"The next time you bring me some talent, make sure they're talent-ed."
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"Listen to that video crowd! They hate you!"
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"No, I didn't break a million points and unlock superstardom, all right?"
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"I'm done with that stupid game!"
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"you can't stop till you reach the top."
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"Don't know whatever happened to those boys."
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"Woke up to the sound of pouring rain"
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"The wind would whisper and I'd think of you"
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"I was listening to you for a while. Dude, you've gotten a lot better."
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"Oh, thank you! I was so eagerly awaiting your approval of my abilities!"
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"Look, Kyle, the game is still set up at my house and..."
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"maybe we could go try playing it again over there."
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"Oh, thank you, your royal lordship!"
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"going to big sex and coke parties, but then I realized..."
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"I don't care. I'd just like to play with you again."
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"Catch me. Come on."
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"You don't ever catch the dragon, Dad!"
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"No! No, I said! I am your father! Put it back on!"
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"Because you tricked me, you black asshole!"
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"Are."
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"Goddammit!"
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""Guitar Queer-O""
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"I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time,"
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"I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind,"
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"I'm heading out to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind,"
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"So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine,"
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"Damn, you guys are good!"
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"Sharon, what are the boys doing?"
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"They can play guitar now?"
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"No, no, they're just little plastic controllers."
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"You hit the colored buttons and it makes the guitar track on the game play."
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"If they spent half the time"
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"learning a real instrument as they do playing that game,"
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"Dude, listen to that video crowd! They love us!"
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"Once, I rose above the noise and confusion."
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"Just to get a glimpse beyond this illusion."
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"I was soaring ever higher"
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"but I flew too high."
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"- Though my eyes could see I-- - Dad? Dad! What are you doing?"
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"I can actually play a lot of these songs on a real guitar."
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"- Uh, that's gay, Mr. Marsh. - Yeah, that's stupid, Dad."
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"- But--But this is real. - Real guitars are for old people."
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"Do you mind, sir? We wanna watch Stan and Kyle play."
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"Alright, let's try to score 60,000 points this time."
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"There'll be peace when you are done"
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"Lay your weary head to rest"
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"Don't you cry no more"
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"Game over! You suck!"
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"They're gonna do it!"
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"Come on, guys, a hundred thousand points!"
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"Cartman, shut up! We're concentrating."
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"We did it!"
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"You have broken a hundred thousand points!"
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"You are rock stars!"
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"Dude, we are total rock stars now!"
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"You're not rock stars!"
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"Hang on."
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"- Stan Marsh? - Yeah?"
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"I'm Charles Kincaid, from the Kincaid Talent Agency."
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"- And I'd like to be your manager. - Wow, really?"
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"Dude! Dude, Kyle, this guy wants to be our manager!"
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"- No way! - For reals?"
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"Scoring a hundred thousand points is impressive,"
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"you boys could make a million points."
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"So, we're in business then?"
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"- Well, what do you think? - I like it. That's these boys playing?"
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"But these boys scored a hundred thousand points to it"
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"on Expert Level in Co-op Mode."
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"Alright, we'll sign them to a one-year deal."
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"Yes! You did it, boys."
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