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Clips from The Simpsons - Dead Putting Society (S02E02)

"Neither in best form. This pressure can unhinge the steeliest competitor."
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"-This is intense, isn't it? -My knees are shaking..."
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"-Who wants character? Let's quit. -Okay."
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"-We decided we're equally good. -We want to call a draw, man."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a draw."
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"Forgive this Brit for crying, but this is the most stirring display..."
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"...of gallantry since Mountbatten gave India back to the Punjabs."
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"-Put it there, man. -All right!"
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"Homer, our kids showed us something today, huh?"
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"By working together, we can both be winners..."
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"...and neither of us has to do that wager."
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"What? Neither boy lost."
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""The father of the boy who doesn't win..."
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"...has to mow the lawn in his wife's Sunday dress.""
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"But neither-- We-- You have to do it too."
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"Small price to see you humiliated."
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"My best dress."
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"One day I'll be telling this to a psychiatrist."
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"Listen to them laughing. This is so humiliating."
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"Simpson, I feel silly, but what the hay?"
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"Reminds me of my old fraternity days."
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"Oh, my God. He's enjoying it!"
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"Everyone would love it if it was called "elfgrass.""
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"That didn't work, so move your head and don't follow through."
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"...of a stirring afternoon of miniature golf."
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"Near the Great Emancipator at the last hole, each has eight strokes."
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"Now start hating."
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"...Dad has almost no interest in everything I do."
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