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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Vesuvius (S09E09)

"So, uh, Lily wanted to borrow Robin's photographer."
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""Shouldn't be a problem"?"
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"Robin, of course it should be a problem. This is your wedding."
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"You can't let somebody borrow your photographer."
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"She's not serious."
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"I didn't bring the suit I wore to our wedding."
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"Yes, you did, it's in our room. Go put it on, we're doing this."
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"And Robin, since you don't seem to care, I think I'll be wearing this to the ceremony."
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"- Fine. - Fine."
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"Fine, there's a very simple solution here, we might as well just face it."
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"Dude, we can enlist together. That's the dream."
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"- That's not... - I wonder if they let you pick bunkmates."
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"I hope they do. Although I might wanna request a single."
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"- You'll make friends. - Look, enough of this."
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"Tim made you this amazing suit. Put it on."
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"- It just feels weird. - That's because it's new."
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"It's a suit that's never been worn before. A suit you never dreamed you'd wear."
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"All of this suit's memories are still ahead of it."
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"Look, picture it:"
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"- The ceremony. - When everyone stands up for me?"
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"They do that for her."
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"They should."
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"- She's gonna look amazing. - You better believe it."
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"She walks down the aisle."
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"You say your vows."
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"You have your first dance."
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"And before you know it, just like magic, you realize..."
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"...it's a perfect fit."
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"You're right, Ted."
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"This is the one."
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"Thanks."
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"So..."
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"Belts."
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"Hey, Lil, nice dress."
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"Does no one care that I'm wearing this dress?"
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"I care. Okay, now you're good."
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"Okay, look, I know this is your wedding, but this is a big moment for all of us."
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"This may be the last time we're all hanging out together for who knows how long."
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"I mean, tomorrow morning, Ted's leaving for Chicag..."
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"- Oh, boy. - Lily."
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"Wait."
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"You already know."
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"You already know. You're married to Lily, which means..."
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"So, everybody knows I'm moving to Chicago tomorrow."
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"Lily's right."
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"TED: And then, I think, it hit all of us:"
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"We didn't know the next time we'd be together."
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"This was it."
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"And it's funny."
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"...sometimes it's best..."
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"To leave it unspoken and just enjoy each other's company instead."
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"You know, I've been wanting to see this movie."
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"Yes, movie time."
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"So it's not bad luck for the bride to see the groom in his wedding suit?"
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"I think it's fine. Nice tie."
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"Thanks, there was a cornflower blue one that I almost went with."
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"Oh. That would've brought out your eyes."
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"- You brought more than one tie, right? - I was trying to pack light."
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"I don't want Ted to have to sit through this movie."
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"- I appreciate that, Narshall. - Really?"
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"Aw, damn it."
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"Yeah, it's gonna be a thing now, Narshall. Right, Narshall?"
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"Dude, settle down, Swarley."
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"Yeah, Swarlize Theron, take it easy."
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"Man, this was supposed to be my special day."
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"- Narshall, did you do that? - Nope, wasn't me."
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"Then who was it?"
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"[GORILLA GRUNTING]"
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"[BOTH SHOUTING]"
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"A gorilla!"
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"That is exactly what went down."
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"- Out of ice. - I'll get it."
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"Oh, no, got it, sit down."
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"Plus, the, uh, vending machine's got a loose coil."
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"I'm gonna try to hip check my way into some free Tropical Skittles."
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"Your sister's not like most brides, is she?"
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"She's a Scherbatsky."
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"She's not gonna lose her Timbits because she's getting married."
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"I guess some people just never have that holy-crap-this-is-my-wedding moment."
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"Mom?"
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"TED: And that's the story."
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"Right down to the surprise ending."
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"Is it really such a surprise?"
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"I mean, come on."
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"Of course she showed up. What mother is gonna miss her daughter's wedding?"
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"Oh, hey."
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"No, come on."
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"It's okay, I'm fine."
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"I'm okay."
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"[SIGHS]"
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"Did Barney really wear a scuba suit into the bar?"
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"- I've told you that story a million times. - But where'd he get the scuba suit?"
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"- Heh. He stole it. - What?"
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"He walked into this sporting goods store, tried on a scuba suit..."
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"...walked right out the door."
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"He walked all the way home in it, like 20 blocks."
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"[BOTH CHUCKLING]"
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"Guy in a scuba suit, just walking down Broadway."
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"- He should be in prison. - Well, yeah, for lots of reasons."
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"[BOB DYLAN'S "IF YOU SEE HER, SAY HELLO" PLAYING]"
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"- The thief of the group was Lily. - No."
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"- Oh, my God, Lily... - She stole my heart."
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"No. No. No. I'm telling you. Lily, from, like, uh... Well, from college..."
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"Say for me that I'm all right"
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"Though, things get kind of slow"
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"Don't tell her it isn't so"
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"- Stop. You've told me this before. - I have? When?"
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"Your friend Dongnose got smacked on the nose with a dong?"
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"Uh, can you tell me the name of the guest staying in Room 9?"
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"- Oh, God. - Movie or the smash Broadway musical?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa."
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"I can't believe Jed made us promise not to watch this."
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"That shouldn't be a problem."
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"U.S. Marines have to get married in uniform, so I'll just go enlist."
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"You go to the reception."
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"Oh. Hey, we survived the storm."
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"So that really happened to Ted?"
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"Is livin' there, I hear"
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"She might think that I've forgotten her"
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"[TRACY CHUCKLES]"
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