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Clips from How I Met Your Mother - Ring Up! (S08E08)

"This new girl's ass... [Loud Whisper] is phenomenal."
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"♪ ♪ [Ends]"
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"- [Game Beeping] - [Lily] Hey, Marshall, you gotta see this."
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"You won't believe the jeans they just sent me."
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"- Oh. - Hilarious, right?"
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"You look like some suburban mom who drives a minivan..."
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"filled with stale Cheerios and empty juice boxes."
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"- [Chuckles] - Probably makes..."
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"- chili mac and Frito pie for dinner. - Ew."
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"Smells like that menthol cigarette that she snuck..."
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"while she was waiting to pick her kids up from hockey practice."
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"It's pouring rain, Ted. I think it's pretty obvious she can't fit through the door."
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"Now that I'm engaged, that whole part of my life just seems sad and empty."
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"Old men are so sexy."
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"So were you in Vietnam?"
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"- [All Groaning] - Hold that groan."
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"Pretending to be someone else just to get laid..."
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"- Why would we care how... - Usually, it's like this."
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"My panties may or may not be on when you get there."
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"[Robin] Damn it, ring!"
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"Now get back in there before all your teeth fall out..."
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"Why would the universe do that to me?"
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"It wasn't a bronnection. It was a sisnnection."
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"[Imitating Tape Playing Backwards]"
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"[Lily] Oh."
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"[Ted Narrating] Okay, I'm pretty sure it wasn't that bad..."
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"No, but, baby, then all the sex will stop."
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"Oh, my God. You're right. I'm free!"
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"The catalog must've mixed up my order."
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"some of those gray hairs were dried egg cream."
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"- Well, does she like books? - No."
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"somehow located beneath a manhole cover, it got weird."
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"♪ ♪ [Man Vocalizing]"
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"[Ted Narrating] I didn't understand half the words she was saying."
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"This is what all the 20-year-olds look like."
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"Oh, that is so hot."
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"I mean, I've only seen the new ones."
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"Yeah, I don't know which is more pathetic..."
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"- I gotta end this. - Yeah, seriously, Ted."
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"[Giggles]"
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"No."
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"I bet you have a big... thick... pair of bifocals."
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"No!"
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"- you only honka'd me? - I didn't think you noticed."
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"Hey, Barn."
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"- Get over here! - Ooh. [Moans]"
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