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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Unplugged (S02E02)

"Jay!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Jay!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Jay!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- What is he talking about? What parrot? - How the hell do I know?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- What do we do now? - Nothing. We did it."
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"- He heard us. - He didn't heard nothing."
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"Jay, don't go. Jay!"
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"Jay! Jay!"
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"We have called this family meeting..."
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"because the personal electronics..."
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"have gotten out of control."
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"Starting today, there's going to be a one-week ban on all cell phones..."
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"- Texting, I.M.'ing..."
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"video chatting, video gaming, anything on the Internet."
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"- How am I supposed to do my homework? - The way I did."
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"With a chisel and a piece of stone."
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"- Phil. - Can't unplug my funny bone."
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"I have a huge science paper due."
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"And we have a great set of encyclopedias... somewhere."
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"What do you think the public library is for?"
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"I thought that was the bathroom for homeless people."
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"Mm-mmm."
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"Can I still play Plants Versus Zombies?"
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"Are you not listening?"
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"- But you learn about plants. - Mm-hmm."
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"Are you against life?"
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"- How am I supposed to talk to my friends? - Talk to them at school."
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"- Or at a juice bar. - Or on the house phone."
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"- Nobody even knows our number. - I don't even know our number."
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"- You're saying Dad's not gonna go online? - Yep."
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"- Dad. - That's right."
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"- What about fantasy football? - Not a problem."
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"My team's set this week."
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"I am completely on board your mother's horse and buggy to yesteryear."
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"For the next week, I may as well be Amish... Jebediah Dunphy."
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"You know what? We're gonna make this fun, turn it into a game."
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"Whoever stays unplugged the longest wins."
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"- Not what I had in mind, Phil. - What do we win?"
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"- What do you want? - A new computer."
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"We're gonna get them off of electronics with the promise of more electronics?"
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"- I want chicken pot pie. - And chicken."
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"- I want a car. - No way!"
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"- Done! - I'm getting a car!"
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"- Yeah! Fun, right? - No, no, no! Phil, we cannot afford a third car."
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"Relax. They're never gonna last as long as us."
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"Oh, honey, don't take this the wrong way..."
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"but I have almost no faith in you."
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"Jeanie will be right out. She's just finishing up another interview."
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"- Thank you. - Thank you."
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"You're welcome. - I really like this place."
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"- Look at all these drawings. - I know."
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"- Lily loves duckies. - I know."
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"- I'm gonna mention that. - Well, do."
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"Because that's really gonna..."
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"We should also mention how she always perks up when we watch Charlie Rose."
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"That was one time. He was interviewing Elmo."
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"You boys ought to relax."
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"Oh, I'm sorry. We just... We really want to make a good impression."
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"Hmm. Gay adoptive parents with a minority baby?"
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"Sugars, you can get into any school you want."
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"- I'm sorry. Really? - Oh, you didn't know that?"
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"You're diverse times three... in demand."
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"You're like Jimmy Buffett tickets..."
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"to these hybrid-driving, straight white folks."
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"I'm coming!"
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"Where the hell's the dog?"
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"Who is it? - It's our neighbor."
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"- The dog is gone. - Maybe it ran away."
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"- It was chained to a tree. - Maybe your wife took it."
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"According to my credit card, my wife is in Europe..."
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"searching for the world's most expensive hotel."
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"- Then what do you want from us? - You come over complaining about the dog."
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"And the next day it's gone? You tell me."
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"- I'll tell... - How dare you?"
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"You come to our house, you ring our bell many times..."
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"and you accuse us of taking your dog!"
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"- You should go home. - We're not done here."
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"Yes, we are."
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"- What did you do? - You don't want to know."
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"Gloria's grandfather and uncles were butchers..."
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"so she's always had a certain comfort level when it comes to..."
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"One time, we had this rat."
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"What? First you smash it."
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"- Then you cut the head off."
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"- It was like nothing to her."
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"I go to church now."
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"She left the head out there to send a message to the other rats."
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"Hey! - Hi, honey. How was your day at work?"
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"- Amazing. - Great. What happened?"
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"Instead of wasting my lunch hour surfing the Web, checking football stats..."
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"I put on some mellow music and I meditated."
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"- Wow. For how long? - I have no idea."
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"I just woke up 20 minutes ago."
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"Hey, Mom. I need a bar of soap and a black marker for an art project."
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"Okay, well, the marker's over there, and the soap is under the sink."
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"Isn't it great how much time you have now that you're not wasting it online?"
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"Oh, my God. Is this what you always sound like?"
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"Look what I built, Dad. Dunphy Towers."
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"200 condos... a happy family in every one."
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"Way to go, buddy."
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"I gotta hand it to you, honey. Twenty-four hours without video games..."
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"he's already contributing to society."
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"Die! Die!"
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"To be fair, he's using his imagination."
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"There's no fire escapes! They cut corners!"
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"- Hello?"
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"Hi, Griffin. How are you?"
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"Hey, Griffin."
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"Oh, my God."
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"There's a parasailing donkey video on YouTube."
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"- Oh, my God! - Wait."
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"Luke, what about the contest?"
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"I can't believe it."
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"I got a "B" on my paper."
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"- Good for you. - Yeah."
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"No, it would be good for you. It's terrible for me."
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"Thanks to your moldy encyclopedias..."
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"my take on mitosis was completely out-of-date."
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"They don't even call it protoplasm anymore. It's cytoplasm."
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"Well, you could have asked one of us."
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