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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Unplugged (S02E02)

"- That's it. I'm going over there."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Well, it's still early. - But then I ran into Lori."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Thank you, Haley. - At least we talk."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm, I... I can probably get you an interview."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I have to go."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's awesome."
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
Modern Family (2009)
"# Hey ##"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not my dog. It's my soon-to-be ex-wife's."
Modern Family (2009)
"His name is Shut Up Your Damn Dog!"
Modern Family (2009)
"And plants are life."
Modern Family (2009)
"Raisin' barns, witnessin' murders, makin' electric fireplace hearths."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Done!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Did you see the duckies in the yard?"
Modern Family (2009)
"All of these schools like to brag about their diversity."
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"Yeah."
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"killing."
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"Oh, hi. Luke, honey, it's for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What happened?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I quit. I'm not made of stone, you know."
Modern Family (2009)
"- She's kind of scary. - We're not buying her a car."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Yeah. - Sit."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't skimp on linens."
Modern Family (2009)
"No. No, no. 4:00 tomorrow is fine."
Modern Family (2009)
"I always got picked first. I could throw a dodgeball through a piece of plywood."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey. - Ah!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you think someone did something with that shovel, Manny?"
Modern Family (2009)
"The contest was hard."
Modern Family (2009)
"Orlando."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Do you think they're gonna let us in? - Cam, relax."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's been a while since I read an actual newspaper."
Modern Family (2009)
"- How huge? - Not huge. Tiny."
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"- Oh, my goodness."
Modern Family (2009)
"How is she not cracking up there?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll tell you what's going on. I win."
Modern Family (2009)
"- We're outraged. - Bad parenting."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mom, the dog again."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know, papi. I want to strangle that crazy old thing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just ignore it."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's easy for you to ignore because you have the old-man hearing."
Modern Family (2009)
"But Manny and I, we have the young ears."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't get how one dog keeps you awake..."
Modern Family (2009)
"when you grew up sleeping through cockfights and revolutions."
Modern Family (2009)
"Manny hasn't been able to sleep in weeks."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's screwing his brain for school, and it doesn't stop."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes! That could be annoying."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gloria, now don't go starting something."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because whenever you do, I'm the one that..."
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"That she couldn't hear."
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"They're gone. Cam."
Modern Family (2009)
"- All the children are gone. - What children?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I was running in the park, and I noticed..."
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"that none of the kids Lily usually plays with were there."
Modern Family (2009)
"Boobs Lori or adult braces Lori?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Great shoes Lori. - Oh, I like her."
Modern Family (2009)
"She said that they all sent their kids to preschool."
Modern Family (2009)
"What? We agreed to wait till next year."
Modern Family (2009)
"It was a fake-out to make sure that their kids got a spot."
Modern Family (2009)
"Those skinny bitches."
Modern Family (2009)
"We have got to get her into school, or else she's gonna fall behind."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Don't you think I know that? - This is perfect."
Modern Family (2009)
"Leave it to the gays to raise the only underachieving Asian in America."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Hey. Here you go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Guys, breakfast. Guys?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Phil. Hello. - Totally with you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Kids, put your dishes in the dishwasher."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, no. That's it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Everybody, gadgets down. Now!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Why are you freaking out?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Because you're all so involved with your little gizmos..."
Modern Family (2009)
"nobody is even talking."
Modern Family (2009)
"Families are supposed to talk."
Modern Family (2009)
"What are you doing that's so important?"
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"Oh, I'm locking in my fantasy roster. I'm unbeatable."
Modern Family (2009)
"We're totally getting an aboveground pool."
Modern Family (2009)
"Die, stupid! Die!"
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"- Luke, I told you to put that down. Now."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Come on, buddy. - One second."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I'm about to beat Dad's record. - You heard your mother."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What is so funny? Nothing."
Modern Family (2009)
""Mom's insane.""
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"- Hello."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, it's me. What's a good preschool?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Our kids went to Wagon Wheel. - And it was good? You liked it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"My kids are middle-management material at best."
Modern Family (2009)
"We didn't want to waste a lot of money."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, Mitchell, it's good. Why the interest?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I just realized all of Lily's friends are going to school this year..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and now she's late."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't worry. She can wait another year. Just..."
Modern Family (2009)
"Buy her a BlackBerry. That's all she's gonna want to do anyway."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What did she say? - She says to buy her a BlackBerry."
Modern Family (2009)
"Lily doesn't have the dexterity for that, Claire. What is happening?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Can you just check with your school and see if maybe you can get us in?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, no, that's great. That's great."
Modern Family (2009)
"Thank you. I really appreciate it."
Modern Family (2009)
"And by the way, what do you think of that place... Billingsley Academy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Ooh, Billingsley. Very hoity-toity."
Modern Family (2009)
"You can't get in there unless you're really rich or you know somebody on the board."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Oh, God. This is a nightmare. - Mitch, it's preschool. Don't overthink it."
Modern Family (2009)
"My kids didn't go to Billingsley, and they are fine."
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"Phil."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"We haven't formally met. I'm Gloria Pritchett from next door."
Modern Family (2009)
"Larry Paulson. Yeah, I've seen you."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Lucky guy. - Wait a minute, then tell me."
Modern Family (2009)
"Your dog doesn't stop barking... all morning, all night."
Modern Family (2009)
"He wakes my son up, and he needs his sleep."
Modern Family (2009)
"- She moved out three weeks ago. - Is she coming back for it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Not unless it starts crapping money."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You need to do something about the dog. - The dog is old and stupid."
Modern Family (2009)
"Who are you really mad at, Larry... the dog or your wife?"
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"- Who the hell is this kid? - There's no need for that."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll tell you who he is."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what's ironic? You come over here complaining..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and I have never once said a word..."
Modern Family (2009)
"about that obnoxious parrot of yours that's always squawking."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Parrot? - What parrot?"
Modern Family (2009)
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