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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Finding David (S02E02)

"- And I just keep picturing him at the bottom of a lake."
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"- Oh, no, that guy was like, a known alcoholic,"
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"and they pulled him out a week ago."
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"- Thank God you're here!"
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"- Of course, I've been trying to be here more for you,"
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"but I guess my texts haven't been getting through,"
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"or maybe I'm sending them wrong?"
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"- Uh, here."
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"on something like that right now."
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"to get married if you weren't leaving town,"
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"and you didn't leave town, so..."
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"- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm."
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"And I totally get that."
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"on the whole... us leaving thing."
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"- Yet. - Right."
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"- But obviously I want to be with you!"
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"- Yeah, that."
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"- All we know is the truck ran out of gas on an Amish farm."
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"- So David has been living on an Amish farm for three days?"
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"- I really hope you're right."
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"- Stevie dear,"
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"but, is this car your home?"
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"- Excuse me?"
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"I take it you're finished with this sandwich."
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"Oh yeah! Um, but there's donuts under the seat,"
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"those are still good."
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"- Okay. (Horn honks)"
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"- Alexis, we think we found your brother!"
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"Come on!"
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"- Babe, you're tired because you were stressed about David,"
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"but they found him, you should go."
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"(Car rumbles)"
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"MOIRA: This is exactly what David wants."
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"All of us worried, and driving around"
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"in some tin can looking for him."
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"- Oh, you could be jumping to conclusions, Moira."
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"He shouldn't have left me behind,"
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"that was never part of the plan."
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"- Oh my God, ever since David left,"
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"you two have been so dramatic."
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"Do I have to remind you of the time"
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"that I was taken hostage on David Geffen's yacht"
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"by Somali pirates for a week,"
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"and nobody answered my texts?!"
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"- I had just had my eyelashes dyed,"
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"everything was cloudy!"
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"- Okay, can we all focus here? For a moment?!"
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"David has spent the last three days on a farm."
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"With the Amish!"
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"(Car rumbles, tires crunch on grovel)"
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"(Doors open and shut)"
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"ALEXIS: Ugh!"
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"(Footsteps crunch)"
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"- Oh!"
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"Thank God."
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"- David!"
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"- David, I'm here!"
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"- David, it's us!"
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"- I know!"
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"- David, come here, please!"
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"- We've come to take you home!"
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"Three days later!"
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"- Nobody knew where you were!"
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"And your phone was off!"
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"- I texted Alexis!"
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"- I was worried sick, dear! "Where's David, or his bags?""
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"- David? - What?!"
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"- Okay, you remember Mutt? - Yeah!"
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"- Okay, it's gotten more complicated!"
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"- What happened?"
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"- We slept together! - Ooh..."
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"- Okay Alexis, we can talk about this on the ride home."
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"David, let us help you with your bags!"
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"- What if I'm not ready to come home?!"
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"- There's a bug on your dress. - Ew! (Bleep)"
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"Ugh! Oh!"
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"(Footsteps thud)"
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"DAVID: Miriam makes the most delicious butter."
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"Yeah, I mean, she starts pounding that cream"
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"about a half hour too early in the morning,"
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"but it tastes exactly like the butter we had"
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"at the Ritz in Paris, you know, that sort of..."
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"salt-less butter."
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"- Well, once again, thank you for nurturing our David"
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"during such a difficult time."
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"- Well, we should be thanking you for coming."
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"We've spent two sleepless nights,"
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"wondering what would happen if nobody came."
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"Would we be stuck with him?!"
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"- Oh, my baby! Thank you, thank you!"
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"I would give you a gratuity, but..."
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"I'm short about a million this week."
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"- David's stay here has taught us some valuable lessons"
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"in patience, forgiveness-- - Restraint."
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"(Moira clears her throat)"
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"- Well it seems you've taken very good care of our possessions,"
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"- And yet your time with us has come to an end."
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"- Okay."
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"- These three days you spent with us David,"
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"will remain in our memories for many days,"
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"and many, many, many nights."
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"- Thank you for your kindness,"
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"And compassion, when no one else showed--"
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"in a good, old fashioned Amish lunch?"
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"- Not always."
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"Have a safe trip."
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"JOHNNY: Yeah, thank-thank you."
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"- Where are we?"
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"- Do you know how many times I've had to apologize to Roland?"
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"You can't just leave with other people's trucks, David!"
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"What were you thinking?"
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"- What you did was impulsive, Capricious and melodramatic."
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"But it was also wrong."
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"- Okay, nobody freaked out when Alexis went missing!"
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"The FBI knew where I was the entire time."
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"- All right listen, the important thing is,"
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"we have David back,"
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"we have your bag back, and here we are, all together."
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"- You stole my bag, David."
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"That bag looks like it hasn't been used in a hundred years,"
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