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Clips from Schitt's Creek - Finding David (S02E02)

"so I put my toiletries in it."
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"Why would you think that I would steal that bag?"
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"- That was a phase in high school!"
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"Now, did you come for me, or did you come for that bag?"
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"- This was my grandmother's bag! - We came for you!"
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"wearing all black!"
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"- Why?"
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"- I didn't want you taking it."
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"- Okay, because I have told a lot of people"
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"that Diane Sawyer sells fake bags on the down-low."
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"- I slept in the cab of a truck! Overnight!"
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"- Oh my God, who hasn't, David!"
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"(Car rumbles)"
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"(Luggage clatters)"
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"- Hi. - What can I--"
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"- How are- yeah. - What?"
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"- Oh, how generous of you."
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"- I think your car might need a bit of a clean."
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"- Is that a dead squirrel on your hood?"
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"asking for me, which I thought was very nice of you."
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"- Oh, well, I didn't."
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"- Hmm, well, they said that you were."
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"- Well, they were mistaken."
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"- Oh, okay."
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"- In fact, I was hoping you wouldn't come back."
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"- Wow, believe it or not, that is one of the warmest"
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"welcomes I have received so far!"
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"- Usually when you tell someone"
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"and the next thing they do is drive out of town"
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"with no plan to return,"
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"you hope you never have to see them again."
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"- Well, in my defense, um..."
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"but I ran out of money, and forgot my phone charger."
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"- Oh, well, at least you were well intentioned."
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"- It's not like I didn't think about what you said."
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"Um, after we spoke,"
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"I thought, well, there goes my one friend."
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"Try saying that one out loud, it is very dark."
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"we will just have to work through this, won't we?"
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"- Uh-huh. Yes."
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"Yeah, um, if that's what you-"
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"if that's what you want, then yes,"
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"I would like that very much."
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"and I will do it."
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"- Okay, well, let's start by you leaving my office,"
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"- Mm-hmm. Well, I'll just--"
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"I'm gonna leave your office."
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"I'm gonna leave your- I'm gonna leave your office."
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"Best wishes to you."
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"- Warmest regards."
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"(Dog barks)"
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"DAVID: Okay, you're saying this was circulated around town?"
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"This was before my nose job,"
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"how was anyone supposed to recognize me?"
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"yet here you are. ROLAND: Yeah!"
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"- Hello, Roses!"
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"- Oh, can this not wait 'til after breakfast, please?"
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"- Well, this will only take a second."
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"- Hmm. And I don't want you to worry,"
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"before they steal my truck, yes?"
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"- Shhh!"
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"- David, don't you um,"
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"have anything you wanna say to Roland?"
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"- Uh...!"
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"Uh, I'm sorry for taking your truck without permission."
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"Um..."
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"It was a bad mistake,"
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"and it won't happen again."
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"Oh my God, um..."
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"and I feel really bad about it."
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"- But do you, David?"
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"- All right, all right, all right,"
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"- Thank you."
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"- Yeah! - Okay, now let's talk about gas."
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"I'm thinking thirty cents on the mile."
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"- I think we're done here, Roland!"
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"- Okay... I'm taking your juice. ALEXIS: David!"
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"to take one of your bags?"
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"(Bed rattles)"
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"so I'm just, I don't know what to do."
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"I have a moral obligation to Ted."
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"- Thanks, I make sure to moisturize."
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"(Knocking)"
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"- You just ordered the parfait."
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"- Thank you, Ted, 'cause it's so hard to focus"
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"It's just... you had said that you wanted"
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"one text, David!"
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"JOHNNY: Excuse me son, uh..."
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"that you have feelings for them,"
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"So um, I guess just tell me"
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"I'm not gonna press charges, okay?"
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"(Forks clink)"
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"(Forks clink)"
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"Thank you. Thanks."
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"- What, about David, or about being with--"
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"I'll never need it."
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"(Sighs)"
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"- Wha-I'm sorry for not responding to like,"
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"- Oh! Okay."
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"(Truck rumbles)"
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"(Sighs)"
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"- Hmm."
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"- Um... I come bearing gifts."
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"- Well..."
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"- Ooh, burn, David!"
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