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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - The Kiss (S02E02)

"that were probably from a boy in her class, which is fine."
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"- Okay. - Hmm."
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"Hey."
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"has been coming to me in my dreams..."
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"What do you mean, she can hear us?"
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"- No. - Mom, I'm not an idiot. I pick up on things."
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"Your kids don't need to know who you were before you had them."
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"That is the opposite of what I just said."
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"It's just another way for you to be needy..."
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"Nobody kisses at a bowling alley."
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"Luke, Grandpa needs us!"
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"He's not my boyfriend. It's Jeremy Reed."
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"- Well, have you guys kissed yet? - No!"
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"Here's a little trick that I've found pretty useful with Claire."
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"Hey, Phil. I'm gonna get a beer, beer, beer..."
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"Okay."
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"I'm not a lesbian. I would like for you to kiss me."
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"- Alex, did you do that? - You got a text?"
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"Oh, don't turn this on me. Look at her shoes."
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"- Were you? - Oh!"
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"if that's really you..."
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"But don't fill up. We've got intestines coming."
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"- Just... don't give up on me. - Never."
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"I'm standing here with shoes around my neck."
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"Oh, my God. What?"
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"This guy's been working like an imbecile all day for you."
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"Come on. Do it. You're in front of your grandchildren."
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"- Alex, wait. - What?"
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"Honey, I know exactly how you're feeling."
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"It can be the start of something new."
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"Mmm!"
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"- Phil, you really don't have to do this. - No, I... I can do it."
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"Why would they ever get separated?"
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"Built-up resentment, money issues, met a younger lid."
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"- Huh? - Uh-huh."
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"- Mom, where's my science homework? - It's over there on the table."
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"So, Alex, honey, what's going on?"
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"- Anything exciting? - No."
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"- Any boys? - No."
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"I'm feeling a little bit disconnected from Alex right now."
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"Last week I picked up her cell phone, thinking it was mine..."
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"and I accidentally read a few flirty text messages..."
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"Or they're from a drifter."
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"Come on. Isn't there something you wanna share with your mommers?"
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"Yeah. Don't call yourself "mommers.""
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"He blew his lid when she tried to contain him."
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"# Hey, hey #"
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"- Okay, what do you think? - I like it."
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"- But you don't love it. - No, I do. I love it."
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"- As much as you love the other one? - Ooh."
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"The house is on fire."
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"I only have time to grab one shirt."
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"Which one do I take?"
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"The correct answer is: take Lily."
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"- After that. - Okay, the blue one."
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"Because the gray one washes me out."
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"Cam, you can't go wrong here."
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"Everything you've tried on looks great."
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"- I love you in both of them. - Oh, you're so nice to me."
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"Mitchell has a problem with public displays of affection."
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"I remember once at a New Year's Eve Party, stroke of midnight..."
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"he high-fived me."
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"Two problems with that: One, gays don't high-five."
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"Two, gays don't high-five."
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"I'm home!"
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"Mmm. What smells so good?"
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"I'm making chunchullo, a traditional Colombian dish..."
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"- for dinner with the family tonight. - Chunchullo."
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"- What is that, like tacos? - Yes, like tacos."
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"- No, it isn't. It's the small intestine of a pig. - Oh, geez."
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"Why can't we eat regular food like normal people?"
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"I told you, Jay. My grandmother... who rest in peace..."
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"telling me that I'm losing touch with my roots."
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"See, this is awkward, because my dead Uncle Joe told me to have steak tonight."
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"No, no, no, Jay. Have some respect."
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"My grandmother can hear you."
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"Well, in our culture, we believe that the dead are all around us."
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"She's right, Manny."
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"She could be right here, her bony fingers reaching out from the grave."
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"Yeah, keep it up, Jay."
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"There's already one dead person in this room. You wanna make it two?"
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"I'm sorry. I've got a printer to install."
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"Oh, Gloria. Have your grandmother run me up an iced tea in about 10 minutes."
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"Yeah, she has a better chance of making that work than you."
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"- He's good at that stuff. Better than me?"
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"Phil's not better than me at anything..."
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"except maybe making that stupid sound with his mouth."
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"##"
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"# A what-what #."
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"You spit on me."
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"Haley, honey, I need you to do something for me."
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"Why don't you find out what it is before you start making up excuses to get out of it?"
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"I need you to talk to your sister."
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"I think that there's something going on with her and a boy."
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"- So? - So? I am your mother..."
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"and it is my job to make sure that you girls don't get involved with a predator."
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"Okay, Mom, stop watching Dateline. And why can't you just talk to her?"
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"I have tried to talk to her."
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"She won't talk to me. You know that."
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"That's because you get so weird every time a boy comes near us."
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"I just don't want you girls to..."
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"- To make the same mistakes that you did? - No!"
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"And I don't think that you were the good girl you pretend you were."
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"- Wow. That is so untrue. I was a very good girl. - Hmm."
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"They need to know who you wish you were..."
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"and they need to try to live up to that person."
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"They're gonna fall short."
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"But better they fall short of the fake you than the real you."
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"Which is why we don't hide anything."
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"I was not listening."
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"Oh! I'll say it again. I love you in paisley."
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"Ooh, let me lock the door and draw the curtains."
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"- What does that mean? - Doesn't mean anything."
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"- Good. - You know exactly what it means."
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"You won't kiss me in front of other people because you're ashamed of who you are."
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"And yes, I went there."
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"Okay, you can't say, "Yes, I went there" when you go there all the time."
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"And by the way, I'm the one who makes speeches on airplanes every time someone looks at us weird."
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