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Clips from Gilligan's Island - X Marks the Spot (S01E01)

"- Radio's gone dead. - Dead?"
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"Oh, dear."
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"Can you tell what's wrong, Professor?"
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"Well, nothing seems to be broken."
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"I'd say it was the batteries."
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"Oh, well, without the batteries it may as well be broken."
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"I'm afraid you're right."
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"There goes our only contact with civilization."
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"This is the final authorization for Operation Powderkeg."
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"Yes, sir, they can get the warhead installed"
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"the missile ready by tomorrow. Just need your approval."
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"- Permission granted. - Thank you, sir."
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"[dramatic music]"
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"[whizzing]"
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"Oh, this is dreadful."
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"Without the radio how will I keep up with the fashion?"
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"I won't know what's happening in Hollywood."
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"- Who's getting married to who? - Whom."
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"Now, that's women for you."
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"One worrying about what the other women are wearing."
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"The other one worrying about whom they're wearing."
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"- Who. - Yeah, yeah."
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"Darling, you're only interested in the stock market."
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"We women have more important interests."
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"Oh, that's right."
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"I'll never learn what happened to the young Dr. Malone."
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"After he cured Mrs. Tellingham's baby of measles"
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"'he barely got to the hospital'"
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"in time to set Peter Pitman's broken arm."
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"What he didn't realized was Peter Pitman was dating"
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"his very own girlfriend."
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"While they were driving in a convertible"
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"they swerved to avoid hitting a car driven by widow Watson"
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"who was a dear friend of Dr. Malone's father"
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"who was shopping for Annabel Hawks."
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"Well--"
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"Good heavens. That's enough to drain anyone's battery."
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"Well, it's the batteries alright."
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"'Cause everything else is in perfect working order."
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"No, the company that makes those batteries"
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"is a disgrace to the American free enterprise system."
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"I mean really, I've got dozens of companies."
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"'We make hundreds of products like that.'"
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"And you've got to maintain production standards."
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"But, Thurston--"
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"There is no excuse for shoddy workmanship."
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"Not with testing facilities the way they are today."
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"You market something, you've got to make it with meticulous care"
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"to last and to last and to last."
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"by the Thurston Howell Battery Company."
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"Well, you can't expect them to last forever, can you?"
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"I'd go out of business. Lovey, really!"
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"I've got an extra set of batteries for the radio."
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"He's got an extra set of batteries."
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"- Had them all along. - He had them all along."
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"- Forgot about them. - He forgot about them."
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"Feel like an absolute idiot."
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"He feels like, he had them all the time."
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"- All set. - Can I turn it on, Skipper?"
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"- Please? - Yes, as soon as he gets.."
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"- Yes, go ahead. Turn it on. - Turn it on, Gilligan."
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"Ah, it's on. It's on."
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"Gilligan, what did you do?"
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"Didn't do anything. Just turned it on."
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"It's not his fault, Skipper. These batteries are dead too."
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"But I never used them."
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"Batteries can lose power just sitting on a shelf."
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"Hey. Wait a minute, Skipper, we're in luck."
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"Yeah, bad luck."
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"No, these batteries are rechargeable."
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"Professor, how can we recharge batteries here on the island?"
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"Don't even have a credit card."
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"Seawater. I used to do this experiment in science class."
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"old dry cell batteries and produce electricity."
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"Seawater? Well, what are we waiting for?"
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"We've got enough seawater to light up all lights on Broadway."
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"Here's what we'll do."
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"We need coconut shells, seawater, metal strips, pennies."
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"(Professor) The pennies are held in the seawater by the hairpins."
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"The wire coming from the pennies"
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"leads to the positive pole of the battery."
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"Metal strips on the other side of the coconuts"
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"lead to the negative pole of the battery."
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"Now, everybody get ready to stir their coconuts"
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"when I get the battery hooked up."
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"Alright. Everybody stir."
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"I wonder if Thomas Edison started this way?"
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"Looks like a crazy martini, doesn't it?"
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"Alright, that should be enough."
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"Let's see if we can get anything."
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"[instrumental music]"
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"- Ha, it works! - Great! Great!"
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"(Skipper) Professor, you did it. You did it."
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"(man on radio) 'Ladies and gentlemen'"
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"'we interrupt this program to bring you a news bulletin.'"
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"'Vandenberg Air Force Base, California'"
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"'announces that at noon tomorrow it will test a new missile'"
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"'designated, Operation Powderkeg.'"
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"'The warhead will be sent down the South Sea Missile Range'"
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"'to an isolated area, approximately'"
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"'140 degrees latitude and 10 degrees longitude.'"
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"'More on Operation Powderkeg during our regularly scheduled'"
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"Did he say 140 degrees latitude?"
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"- Yes. - And ten degrees longitude?"
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"What's the matter, Skipper?"
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"Don't anybody panic 'cause I'm not really sure"
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"'but we were a 100 miles east of that position'"
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"'before we drifted for that three days.'"
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"well, that's approximately our position here."
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"They said down the South Sea Missile Range"
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"to an isolated area."
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"That would confirm, an area away from the shipping lanes."
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"As far as the authorities, no one inhabited."
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"You mean?"
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"[telephone ringing]"
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"General Bryan."
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"Vandenberg? Put him on."
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"Yes, Colonel, I was just on my way to the airport."
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"Technical problem in the new warhead?"
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"I see. Mm-hmm."
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