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Clips from Gilligan's Island - X Marks the Spot (S01E01)

"We'll remove the explosive and go ahead with the launch."
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"At least we can get a test of the new guidance system."
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"No. No need to announce any change in plans."
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"[dialing]"
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"- Hi, Gilligan. - Hi, Mary Ann."
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"What are you doing?"
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"What have you got?"
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"A coconut cream pie for you."
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"- For me? - Mm-hmm."
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"You start thinking at a time like this."
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"I haven't been as nice to you as I should."
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"That's not true. You've been nice to me."
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"I haven't. Take last night for instance."
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"You wanted another piece of pie and I said no."
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"You were right, that was my eighth piece."
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"If you'd wanted it why shouldn't you have eight?"
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"Because the first seven gave me a stomach ache."
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"We haven't got much time left between now and you know when."
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"When?"
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"Oh, that when."
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"Thought I'd be specially nice to everybody."
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"I baked you two pies."
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"Thank you."
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"Boy, what a way to go!"
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"(Skipper) 'Gilligan!'"
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"In here, Skipper."
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"- How about that Mary Ann? - Oh, no."
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"She thought she wasn't being nice enough to me"
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"so she made me two pies."
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"Actually, she's been wonderful to me."
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"I haven't been very good to you, buddy."
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"- That's not true. - Yes, it is."
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"Don't say that to make me feel better. I know it's true."
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"I yell at you and bawl you out"
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"when you're trying to do your best."
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"What I'm saying is, I want you to have one of my pies."
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"No, Skipper, she made it for you."
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"I insist, trying to make up for the way that I've treated you."
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"And I know that if she had made two pies for you"
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"you'd give one to me."
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"I want you to eat every bite."
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"I like the way you treat me and yell at me."
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"Before it's late a man should look at the people around him."
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"And figure out what he can do to make their lives happier."
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"You don't know how happy you're gonna make me feel"
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"when I see you eating this pie."
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"Oh, no, Skipper.."
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"Thanks a lot, Gilligan."
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"[thud]"
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"Are you sure that you want to make a new will?"
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"Yes, I'd like to get things right"
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"before we take a walk up that great flight of stairs"
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"to the big bank vault in the sky."
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"What makes you sure we're gonna walk up and not down?"
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"That's the reason I want a new will."
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"Let me see, Lovey, up until now my favorite charity has been me."
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"I think it's time to think of other people."
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"I direct in that will, that all the money"
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"from the First National Bank be distributed to needy children."
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"Needy children. Oh, Thurston, that's a marvelous idea."
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"That means, of course, children not living in Beverly Hills."
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"Naturally. Now let's not forget medical science."
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"- We must help fight disease. - Which disease, darling?"
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"That's quite a problem to decide which one."
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"So let's leave ten million dollars to each disease."
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"That ought to take care of all the money"
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"in the, uh, Second National Bank."
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"Are there that many diseases?"
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"By the time they find our will in that bottle"
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"I think they'll discover some new diseases."
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"Now, what about the money in the Third National Bank?"
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"We leave it to the First National Bank"
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"and let them worry about it."
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"Oh, before we put that note in a bottle"
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"let's try once more to figure out a way"
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"to see if we can take it with us."
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"- Hi. - Oh, hi."
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"- Am I intruding? - Oh, no."
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"I was just thinking what a waste my life's been."
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"I mean, so, I was an actress, so what."
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"I never really did anything for anyone."
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"Well, you entertained people."
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"Oh, that was just for the moment."
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"I mean, really do something important."
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"Like being a nurse. Although I was a nurse."
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"For one day I was Ben Casey's nurse."
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"And you know something, Professor?"
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"In that one hour, we saved six people."
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"we would have saved eight."
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"You're right, Ginger, that's what's important."
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"Saving people. I should never have become a teacher."
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"Should have gone on with my work in science."
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"You know, when I was in college"
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"we were working on a vision problem encountered"
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"by navy patrol fliers after they had spent"
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"- Wait, that's it! - What?"
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"What a fool I've been! Why, this is great."
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"Skipper, Skipper. This is great. Absolutely great!"
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"What's great, Professor? Take it easy."
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"Take it easy? We can't. Gotta get busy. Don't you see?"
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"We're not in danger. This is our rescue."
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"- Rescue? - Why, sure."
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"Before the government ever sends a missile"
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"they send a search plane to make sure the area's clear."
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"They send a searching party for fishing and pleasure craft."
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"Or hunters or natives."
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"Oh, Thurston, we're practically rescued."
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"My darling."
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"I told you we were gonna be rescued."
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"- I told you. I told you. - You did. You did."
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"To make sure they see us, I'll finish that mirror I was making."
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"Will use it to signal the plane. That should ensure our rescue."
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"Let's get out, Professor. That's the kind of insurance I like."
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"Yes! Yes!"
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"Hurry up, Professor. That plane will be over any minute."
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"That does it. It's finished."
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"Using gum wood paint should make a good reflector."
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"C'mon, Skipper, give me a hand."
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"Oh, boy, alright, sure."
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"[groans]"
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