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Clips from The Boondocks - Pretty Boy Flizzy (S04E04)

"I make no excuses, other than it was a really good deal"
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"and they were throwing in a lot of free ammunition."
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"Six months ago, Flizzy was arrested"
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"I'd just like to apologize to all my fans,"
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"In my defense, I thought she was a robot sent from the future to kill me."
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"Woodcrest Tea Party Chairman Uncle Ruckus"
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"staged a small protest at the venue today."
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"Who keeps giving these high-yellow felons record contracts?!"
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"Oh, oh, it's just a record you say!"
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"Well, white folks, you won't be saying that"
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"when the nigga that sings on that record comes to town"
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"And that is exactly what he plans to do!"
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"Just think of all the government money and food stamps"
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"that them little mixed-race quadroon nigga children will be consuming!"
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"'cause they eatin' for two races!"
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"Others felt differently."
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"I don't care what anyone says."
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"Flizzy can whup my ass anytime!"
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"I want you to get mad at me, once in awhile, you know?"
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"- If you wouldn't mind... - Turn that down."
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"- Now listen, listen. Shh! - I'm tired of it! It's boring!"
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"- It's boring me to death! - Sarah, please calm down!"
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"I said I apologize!"
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"There you go again. You're doing it again!"
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"- Doing what? - Apologizing!"
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"You don't want me to apologize?"
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"No, I don't!"
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"You did it again!"
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"Sarah, calm down! I'm sorry."
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"Shit, I'm sorry! Shit! Jesus! I can't stop!"
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"Oh, I swear to God, Tom,"
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"if you apologize again, you are out of here!"
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"I'm... mm. Okay."
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"Then just tell me what to do."
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"That's the problem, Tom!"
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"I want you to do what I want you to do"
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"but because you want to do it!"
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"What?!"
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"But why not just tell me?!"
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"Because! No woman wakes up and says,"
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""Gee, I hope my man does everything I tell him to today.""
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"You're the man, Tom!"
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"Sometimes I want you to dominate!"
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"Take control!"
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"If I'm out of line, put me in check!"
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"- Ohh! Tom! - Fine! I hear you!"
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"From now on, I'll take control, and I won't apologize anymore."
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"Except, wait. You wanted me to stop apologizing,"
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"so I'm supposed to do the opposite of that. Right?"
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"Yeah, so then I guess I will apologize, then..."
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"If that's all right with you."
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"Sorry?"
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"Get out."
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"- Now, honey, don't do... - Get out!"
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"Ow!"
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"Riley, hit the lights!"
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"Mm-hmm."
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"Huey, electronics! Enough is enough."
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"This time, he can sleep in the yard."
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"Please."
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"It's toilet paper and a pop-tart."
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"Hey, don't tell my granddad about this."
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"We not supposed to feed you."
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"♪ I'm guapped up, crazy Doe ♪"
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"♪ I'm guapped up, crazy Doe ♪"
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"What's up? Y'all know who it is..."
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"Pretty beezy flee-yeezey-weezy, you know?"
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"I appreciate all the love and support y'all been sending me"
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"since the whole incident went down."
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"Never fear. Got big lawyers on the case."
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"Say what's up to Tom DuBois."
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"Flizzy, I'm gonna have to ask you to turn it off, now."
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"Kill the camera, B."
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"I also think these people should leave."
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""These people?" [Bleep] you mean "these people?""
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"I mean these people."
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"Anything you can say to me you can say in front of them."
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"If anything, nigga, you the stranger here."
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"You should leave the room."
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"It's my office."
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"Okay, then, so what's the big [Bleep] secret that you can't tell me"
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"in front of my fans and my people?"
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"Matter of fact, why am I even here?"
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"You wanted to talk to me about your criminal case."
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"Oh, that's right!"
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"I reviewed the case, and I've watched the security footage."
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"Cool. So, what do you think?"
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"Can you get me off?"
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"Did you rob the liquor store, Flizzy?"
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"I can't say that... I did it,"
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"but, honestly, really can't say f'sho one way or the other."
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"And why can't you say "f'sho"?"
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"I was [Bleep] up!"
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"Do they know anything?"
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"They was [Bleep] up, too!"
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"Hey, man, when we go out, we go hard."
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"You don't understand how complicated it is being me."
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"I say [Bleep] all the time I didn't even know I said."
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"How?"
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"'Cause I got like 18 people tweeting for me at one time."
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"And we're all [Bleep] up!"
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"So, like, I look at the tape and I say,"
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"I don't know."
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"Okay, I want you to know up front"
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"especially hitting a woman."
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"B-but wait. I knew you was gonna say that."
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"Can I tell you my side of it, though?"
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"- No, I don't... - Can I tell you my side of it, though?"
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"No, Flizzy, there's no excuse..."
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"Can I tell you my side of it, though?"
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"Fine, what?"
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"Man, I was [Bleep] up!"
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"Soon as I got arrested, I said,"
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""I want the dude that got r. Kelly off.""
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"Never mind. My answer is almost certainly no, but... I'll think"
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"about it. If I do take the case,"
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"my retainer is..."
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"My retainer is..."
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"Please stop throwing money at me."
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"Things a bitch will never say."
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