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Clips from The Boondocks - Pretty Boy Flizzy (S04E04)

"Hey, that's a song!"
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"Pretty Boy Flizzy?"
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"Are you serious?"
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"He's hiring you to defend him for the liquor-store thing?"
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"Tom, that's huge!"
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"Don't get too excited."
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"Why not?"
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"I don't want to defend a woman-beater, for one."
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"He made a little tiny mistake."
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"I guess hitting a woman is okay if you have abs, is that it?"
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"Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay. Slow down."
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""Fluid swap"? "Rub against my erection"? "You make me wanna unh"?"
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"I love "you make me wanna unh!""
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"Oh, do you think you could get him to sing at Jazmine's birthday?"
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"Our problems have been rough on her."
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"It would be nice to, you know..."
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"What?"
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"Don't you think I know what's going on here?"
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"What?"
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"This isn't about Jazmine."
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"You want to meet Pretty Boy Flizzy."
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"No, Jazmine wants to meet Pretty Boy Flizzy."
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"because you want to meet him"
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"and do him!"
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"What?!"
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"- Yeah! Yeah! You do! - Oh, this is a new level!"
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"You want to go unh on him!"
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"You want to unh on him all night!"
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"I can't believe how insecure you are!"
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"Listen to yourself."
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"He won't even say sorry when he pounds your face in!"
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"He's not coming this way. He's getting in his car."
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"You're a selfish bastard, Robert Freeman!"
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"Why not?"
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"I'm just dealing with some personal problems."
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"Hey, suck that [Bleep] up, my dude!"
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"You know what?"
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"Right now, we're both letting the haters get us down."
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"We got to shake the haters."
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"Do this for me, Tom."
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"Come on. Shake those haters."
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"I'm hate-free, but I can still feel the hate on you."
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"Mmm. Feels good, doesn't it?"
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"Okay, so... now will you take the case?"
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"No."
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"It just seems like me..."
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"Sexy, buff alpha male..."
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"Could somehow be able to help each other."
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"Am I a frumpy everyman?"
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"Is that why she's lost interest?!"
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"Of course. You're dull as [Bleep] Tom!"
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"You dress like your hair looks like."
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"You got no flash, no swag, nothin veneer of toughness."
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"Of course your wife left you and is doing it to some random guy."
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"So, look... you take the case,"
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"and I teach you how to dress"
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"and how to talk to bitches and save your marriage."
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"You know what? Why not?"
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"You're not gonna teach me how to dance, right?"
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"No. No dancing."
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"But there will be a shopping montage."
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"Two things women hate..."
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"Broke men and boring men."
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"Good news is, you're not broke."
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"But you are boring,"
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"They hate to be bored."
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"than bores them to death."
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"Trust me, nigga, I know."
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"But why do they want me, Tom?"
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"Is it my incredible sexiness?"
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"Sure."
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"But why am I so sexy?"
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"What is the secret to my sexiness?"
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"My money, my jewels, fame? Absolutely."
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"But, really, it's because I'm a [Bleep] up."
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"I get arrested, I do drugs,"
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"I rob liquor stores... allegedly!"
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"That's what all women want."
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"Why?"
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"Well, my wife has self-respect."
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"Really? You sure?"
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"Yes! She's an educated, well-rounded, confident woman."
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"I may need to meet her."
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"No, no, no. No. I know where this goes."
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"You're not going to do my wife."
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"Do your wife?"
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"Tom, I wouldn't do your wife."
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"You have a song called "I will do your wife!""
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"I meant that metaphorically."
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"Mm, I still don't think it's a good idea."
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"Nigga, I swear on my abs..."
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"On my abs, nigga!"
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"I will not touch your wife."
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"Well, my daughter would love to meet you."
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"A small dinner. No entourage!"
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"No problem."
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"Man, I can't believe all these people showed up."
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"Well, maybe if you hadn't tweeted our address to 3 million people..."
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"Hey, man..."
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"Yeah, you were f'Ed up, I know."
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"Okay, so, check it."
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"Key with chicks is to insult them when you compliment them."
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"Never be too nice."
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"Trust me. Go neg on her."
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"She'll love it."
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"Hey, sweetie, you look lovely tonight."
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"Oh, thank you, honey."
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"Yeah, but not as nice as you think you look."
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"Asshole!"
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"Hey, neighbor!"
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"We, uh, heard there's a dinner party going down,"
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"and I never received the e-vite,"
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"so here we are."
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"You didn't get one because you weren't invited."
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"You got a lot of nerve leaving me out in the cold"
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"and then wanting to come to the Flizzy dinner for the free food."
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"We didn't come here for the free food."
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"Tom, you got to get that Flizzy away from your wife!"
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"in this passionless, sexually unfulfilling marriage with you."
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"Her ladyparts probably burning with unquenchable lust,"
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