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Clips from The Simpsons - Homer the Smithers (S07E07)

"Now I can make my escape."
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"Hi, Mr. Burns. You want your coffee now?"
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"The percolations are imminent. No need to come in."
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"Cease your ingress."
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"Stay back, Homer. Approach no further."
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"Coffee's already made. I stomped the beans myself."
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"Well, can I at least drive you home, Mr. Burns? It's 5:00."
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"I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator..."
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"and which the deceleratrix, hmm?"
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"I can't believe it."
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"All my life, I've avoided doing things for myself."
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"But I'm actually enjoying this. Plus I'm making incredible time."
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"Beep-beep! Out of my way!"
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"I'm a motorist."
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"Uh, that's some nice reckless drivin', Mr. B."
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"Already taken care of."
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"Cappuccino, Simpson?"
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"Ahoy! Ahoy! No, you have the wrong number."
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"This is 5246."
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"Not at all. Ahoy."
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"No, Homer. You've already done more for me than any man."
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"Your brutal attack forced me to fend for myself."
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"I realize now that being waited on hand and foot is okay for your average joe."
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"But it's not for me. I want to thank you."
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"Thank you. Thank you."
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"Thank you."
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"Oh, my God! I knew I shouldn't have left."
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"Ah! Welcome back, Smithers."
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"Say, do you know Homer Simpson? He pitched in around the office while you were away."
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"Bang-up job, Simpson, but I guess it's back to your trusty post in Sector 7G."
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"You heard the man, Simpson."
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"Ah, and my dear, dear Smithers."
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"You're no longer needed at all."
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"You shouldn't have gone away on vacation."
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"That job was all he had. Imagine how you'd feel, Marge..."
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"if you got fired from the-"
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"those things that... you do."
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"Quick, Mom. Whip up a cake before Dad fires ya."
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"Don't worry, Dad. Mr. Smithers is a resilient man."
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"I'm sure he can get a great job at any corporation he wants."
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"Meet your new piano mover."
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"We're gonna have to put a steel rod where your spine was."
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"Will I ever move a piano again?"
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"Oh, my goodness gracious! No."
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"at the Springfield Drag Strip!"
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"It'll be motorized mayhem! Mayhem! Mayhem!"
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"Do we need all those "mayhems"? We do."
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"All right. Fair enough. I suppose you know your business."
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"Get ready for fun! Fun! Fun!"
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"Uh, people are already here."
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"We don't need to keep hustling them like this, do we?"
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"- Will you let go of me? Where are you throwing me?"
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"Uh, hello. Is that a "Help Wanted" sign in the window?"
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"Uh, yeah. I need someone to help me with the midnight beer delivery."
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"Your job is to distract Barney until it's safely off the truck."
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"I'll just wait out back until then."
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"- I look forward to workin' with ya. - Mr. Smithers! Wait!"
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"You can't let yourself end up in a place like this. You've got two choices."
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"You can give up on yourself and take the Barney-guarding job-"
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"like so many of us have contemplated in our darkest moments-"
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"and do whatever it takes to get them back!"
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"You're right!"
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"But I'm gonna need your help."
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"Beer delivery. Sign here."
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"No.! It's you.!"
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"Oh, boy.!"
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"Gimme that.!"
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"Mr. Burns may have mastered 2,799 of my 2,800 duties..."
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"but I'll wager dollars to doughnuts..."
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"You're on!"
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"What?"
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"Hello. Mrs. Burns. This is Waylon Smithers."
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"I have your son, Montgomery, on the line."
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"That improvident lackwit!"
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"Always too busy stridin' about his atom mill to call his own mother."
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"Perfect."
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"When I give the signal, you transfer the call to Mr. Burns."
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"- After she tears into him, I'll rush in and save the day. - Got it."
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"Uh, ooh. Um."
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"Uh-oh."
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"Ahoy, ahoy. Ahoy."
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"Hello. Mr. Burns? This is your mother."
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"No!"
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"Oh, hello, Mater."
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"Um, sorry about pulling the plug on you and all."
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"Who could have known you'd pull through and..."
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"live for another five decades."
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"Ooh! Is my face red."
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"Mrs. Burns is 122 years old, so try to sound more desiccated."
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"And she doesn't call her son "Mr. Burns. ""
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"Son, this is Mrs. Burns."
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"I just called to say I don't love you."
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"You are a bad son, Montel-"
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"So."
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"And you, Smithers, you must have put him up to it."
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"I'm glad I fired you."
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"You really blew it this time, Smithers."
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"Stop that! Stop that at once! You're fighting!"
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"Stop it.! Stop it, I say.!"
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"- Ring! Ring! Ring! - D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!"
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"- It's for you. - D'oh!"
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"I'll show you!"
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"Oh, my."
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"Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines."
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"I don't need you to do any of this."
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"What I would like, though, is a spanish peanut."
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"Skin."
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"Mm-mmm-mmm!"
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"It's a remarkable thing. In the short time you were gone..."
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"I learned to be completely self-reli- ant."
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"see that he gets what's coming to him."
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"I already have, sir."
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"What'd you get that for?"
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"- Makes sense to me. - Did he die?"
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"What am I, a doctor?"
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"Shh!"
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"All right! Liver!"
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"Go.! Go.!"
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"Uh-huh. Okay, I'll give him the message."
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"I'm sure your replacement will be able to handle everything."
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