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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - Dennis Looks Like a Registered Sex Offender (S03E03)

"6:57, 6:58, 6:59. Seven minutes. Keep going, buddy."
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"Forget the chicken parts. Charlie is about to shatter the world record..."
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"Take the buns off the radiator. Forget the buns. We are gonna be world famous after this."
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"No, Charlie, don't breathe! One more minute! Buns are gonna burn!"
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"Come on! Are you breathing? Of course I'm breathing!"
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"Come in! Hi. I... Oh, I'm, uh..."
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"What do you want, lady? Ow!"
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"Uh, my name is Betty Canuso, and I don't know if you heard..."
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"How would I know that?"
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"He's moved into this neighborhood. Yeah."
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"Is there something that you need from us? Because we're in the middle of something."
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"This dude looks just like Dennis."
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"I do not look like this guy."
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"Are you serious, dude? What are you guys talking about?"
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"He's, like, 40 years old. Oh, my God. Look at his jaw. Look at his jawline."
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"His jaw is exactly where I don't look like him. His jaw is fat and it's..."
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"Don't touch me. Right. That's how it goes. Hey, hey, come meet my friends."
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"I had my butt filled like a Christmas stocking, and I wanted to come..."
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"I got a little nervous, everything came flushing out of me."
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"No, you never stabbed... Look, I'm not Wendell, okay? I'm not a sexual child molester."
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"Oh, yeah. Dude, Dee, that guy really likes your hair."
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"I don't think so."
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"No. But it'd be pretty cool if he did. Yeah, that is really cool."
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"Take care of a few of 'em? Okay, that sounds cool."
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"I was looking in the mirror, and I gotta tell you, looks pretty good in here."
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"Why do you guys think that eating people is awesome? It just is."
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"Asshole! What? Did you see that?"
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"What the hell's this all about?"
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"and somebody who'll do everything I say."
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"It's been about 30 minutes, Dad. What were you doing up there?"
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"Oh, that sounds nice. How'd it go?"
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"We could go on a road trip. Hey, Dad, let's go to Cooperstown, New York."
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"Is it the yellow one to the black one, or is there orange involved?"
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"I know it looks great. I just want to make sure the glue holds."
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"Hey, fellas. Hi, there."
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"but this guy's done his time and he deserves a second chance, don't you think?"
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"Yeah. Nice and high over that bar so you can work those muscles."
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"Everybody's gonna be there. My mom, my dad, Charlie."
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"This is a party in your honor."
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"We are celebrating your new relationship."
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"Why? Bro, this is the perfect plan, man."
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"Dude, if we get your dad drunk enough, he's gonna be able to see past your mother's looks..."
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"I'm gonna have Frank back is what I'm trying to say, dude."
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"I'm starting to think you did that on purpose."
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"What? Yeah."
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"Oh, how dare you say it. You call Mac right now."
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"Yeah. Yeah. Dick."
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"Oh, Mom, you're gonna look so good for your date."
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"Right. I was thinking maybe you could lay off the TV, just for an hour..."
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"Jesus Christ, Charlie. Jesus Christ. This is a disaster!"
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"Shh. Right. Right. Oh, uh, surprise, Mom."
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"Okay, guys, you guys ready? Are you ready? All right, you look ready. Let's do it."
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"Oh. Sit."
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"Attention, everybody! Attention, everyone! Your dinner is served."
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"Uh, Mother, how's yours?"
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"one hell of a whore of a man-stealing woman!"
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"Damn it. Mother, I don't know if you know this or not..."
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"This is about dudes living together, hanging out, sharing their bed and their life..."
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"No! Oh, that's it! That's it!"
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"Oh, come on. You'll forgive me."
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"All right, listen, douche bag..."
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"What? Who are you here to help? But look at his-his..."
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"This is a pretty sweet situation I got going here. You're out there looking like me..."
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"Yeah, I'll leave."
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"What the hell's up with that? It's weird. I don't know."
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"I think he's killing those people. Charlie."
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"Holy shit! He's killing... He's probably eating them too, dude."
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"I'm on the list, of course, and then... Uhoh. What?"
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"You think he memorized it? Of course he memorized it. That's pointless."
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"Let's get out of here."
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"Hold on! Calm down, Charlie! Red to red! Red to red!"
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"Red to red! I can do it, right?"
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"That son of a bitch. He's a dangerous man, and I don't want him in the bar anymore."
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"Okay. Are you kidding me?"
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"Oh, Charlie, they're taking him away."
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"Don't ever take Frank from me again! He's mine now! I got him back, so..."
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"What are you talking about? We're the ones that called you. That's my dad you're arresting."
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"In fact, everybody on that list spoke very highly of him."
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"Said he was gonna take some guy named Mac and some guy named Charlie."
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"Yeah. Oh, my God. Dad."
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"And I wanted Charlie to know there were no hard feelings about that whole..."
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"you know, heroin thing."
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"No, I wasn't gonna kill you."
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"Huh? Yeah."
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"See you real soon."
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"Of the morning"
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"Love shines"
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"Turns me on when I'm lonely"
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"Show me Whoaoaoa"
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"Frank, you seeing this? I'm working on the chicken parts over here."
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"for holding his breath... he's up to seven minutes."
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"Charlie, how you doing? I gotta breathe, man."
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"Don't do that! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!"
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"Well, you ruined it. We could have been famous. We could have been famous."
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"but a week ago, Eastern State Correctional Facility was forced to release..."
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"25% of its inmates due to overcrowding."
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"Eastern State? That's where my dad is. Maybe they let my dad out. Did they let my dad out?"
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"Listen, I'm here because of a man named Wendell Albright, a registered sex offender."
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"I'm hoping by raising awareness we can force him out of the neighborhood..."
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"and away from our children, you know, once and for all. It's going on and on."
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"Please post these flyers anywhere you can."
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"Okay, okay, okay. Yes, yes, yes."
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"Out. Get out. Get out. Some people have no sense..."
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"of my personal boundaries and property. Let's set the shit up again."
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"Holy shit! What?"
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"Go, like, this far back. I never go that far back. When I do, it doesn't do that."
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"That's crazy, man. There's no resemblance..."
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"Hello. Dad. They did let you out. Oh, my God."
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"Guys, this is my dad. Well, Charlie you know."
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"Hey, hey, man. Hey, by the way..."
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"real sorry about that whole heroin incident in the butt, but here's the deal."
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"What? No, I'm not Wendell "Shorteyes. " Didn't I stab you once?"
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"I'm Dennis Reynolds. I'm handsome and chiseled and..."
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"Now you got me thinking. I gotta go look in a mirror."
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"Dad, what are you gonna do now that you're out? I need a job."
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"Well, tell you what. I just got an idea. Bouncer. Welcome aboard, buddy."
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"Right. Good thinking."
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"Can I talk to you for a second, you guys?"
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"Yeah, he does. This is a very bad plan. What? Which one?"
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"This man should not work here. Why are you attacking us?"
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