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Clips from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia (2005) - The Gang Gets Invincible (S03E03)

"There's no way a mouse could kill a scorpion."
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"Dude, a mouse could kill... It's got sharp claws and teeth."
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"Shut up! Oh, my God! I don't care!"
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"A rat. A scorpion. I don't care, man!"
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"and so we're starting to snip and pick at each other."
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"And it's bullshit, man. 'Cause guess what. It's a beautiful day outside."
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"Let's go outside. Let's get some fresh air."
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"Yeah. It's just nice to do something different for a change."
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"It's goddamn bright out here."
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"Are you kidding me? Oh!"
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"What are you practicing for? I'm trying out for the Eagles."
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"Like in that movie, Invincible."
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"the New Kids on the Block makes it onto the Eagles? I saw that."
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"Dude, did you read this flyer?"
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"That's ridiculous. They should at least be able to try out."
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"Yeah. Playing... Playing at ballet."
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"Oh, good luck. I could get so much further than both of you."
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"You can't try out! You're not allowed to try out. That is a rule, right?"
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"Check the rules. Okay. Let's double-check."
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"A mascot nobody wanted. He'd get wasted and dress in this green spandex bodysuit."
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"That's it. You gotta bring the Green Man suit."
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"Yeah, no. Done with it. The spandex."
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"But I'm done with it. Tell you what. You can wear it if you want..."
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"Shut up about that. I survived on hand soap..."
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"The memory haunts me."
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"See how many yahoos are trying out? Oh, yeah."
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"Yeah."
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"Want to drop some acid with me?"
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"That's 'cause I have good cheekbones. You have good cheekbones?"
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"Bus? What the hell are you talking about?"
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"You think you dipshits are gonna play on the same field that champions play on?"
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"We're going to a shitty high school in Bucks County. Now get your ass on the bus."
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"That's everyone on the bus, dude."
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"Son of a bitch. All right. Screw it, man. We're here. We'll just relax."
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"Oh... Let's go follow that bus. Come on."
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"All right. You get that. You get that. Come on. Let's go. No, this is so much work."
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"Charlie, get up. This is work. I didn't want to..."
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"Okay."
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"Stop bitching and set up."
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"No. I'm not setting anything up, all right? I'm sitting in my chair."
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"What the hell is that shit? Man, that won't fly."
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"Come on, dude. You almost ran me... Oh, my God."
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"We came to support our brother Doyle. He's gonna make the Eagles."
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"Okay. Well, that's fantastic. Great. Whatever, man. That's great."
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"Yeah. Look... But your bus is spilling over into our space."
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"The whole family's here."
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"How many... What is that a jar of?"
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"What is that a jar of, dude? What is... Pig parts."
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"Yeah. You're... You're here in the world. That's the sun."
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"It's gonna hurt your eyes. Watch your mouth. They've got thin corneas."
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"All right. Look. I tell you what. Leave me alone, okay?"
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"Coach, would you like us to stand when you address us, or do you prefer we take a knee?"
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"Gentlemen!"
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"Uh, like the new Sausage Egg McGriddle Value Meal..."
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"Remember, guys. Real champs eat at McDonald's."
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"That's good. What the hell was that?"
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"Yeah. He was married to Sondra. Alvin. Alvin."
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"That's not the guy from... You know what? Sprints!"
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"Goddamn it! Sprints!"
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"The acid's making me feel like I gotta take a dump."
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"The line's too long. Maybe I can hold it in."
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"Then go in the McPoyles' camper, dude."
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"Oh, no. That might bring back bad memories."
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"How you feeling? Annoyed."
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"There's nothing kicking in yet?"
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"What are you talking about? The beer? No. The acid."
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"Why would you do... Oh, shit! Oh, shit!"
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"You ready to quit yet, Cole? Yeah. You had enough yet, Cole?"
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"All right. Now that we got our hearts pumping..."
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"I pick Cole!"
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"Let's pick new partners."
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"Nice."
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"Jesus Christ."
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"Okay, Frank. That was easy. Now just exit."
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"No telling what kind of germs these McPoyles have."
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"He's gonna make the Eagles. Yeah, your boy's a pansy."
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"What is going on with his head? It's too small or tight or something."
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"My form is perfect. I'm like Jerry Rice."
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"Really should've popped that shirt off."
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"I wonder if any women are watching from the sidelines."
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"Holy shit!"
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"The other coaches gotta hear about this."
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"Maybe it was a lucky kick. No."
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"We gotta do something about this, dude."
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"Somebody! Somebody help!"
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"Goddamn it! Goddamn it! Not again!"
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"I'm Artemis. I'm Dee's friend."
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"I'm trapped. I know."
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"Mmm, sure you will. Just go one leg at a time."
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"Okay."
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"Man, this is crazy. You are dancing with the entire McRoyle family."
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"But you're keeping your cool. You are keeping your cool."
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"You know why? Because you are the Green Man."
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"Green Man is saving your life right now, bro."
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"You know what? I'm actually tripping pretty hard right now."
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"He's standing right there."
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"Thank God you guys are here. How'd you get in here?"
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"What are you talking about? I've been stuck in this bathroom for three hours."
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"I think he took a dump in there."
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"She'll blow the kick. That's a great plan."
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"Wait a second! How long have we been standing right here? Like two seconds."
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"Where? Where? I don't like lizards!"
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"And I'm about to show all of you that women..."
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"Oh!"
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"Oh, I broke it. Oh, it may be broken."
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"Oh, sweet Jesus, I think I broke it."
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"Nobody cares if you're dancing, Charlie. Hey, guys."
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"No!"
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"A rat could kill a scorpion. No shit, Frank, but we're not talking about a rat."
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"We're talking about a mouse. If we were talking about a rat, it still would lose."
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"A scorpion's this big. A little mouse fighting a scorpion, and that is final!"
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"Shut up!"
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"All we're doing is arguing about the most stupid shit"
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"When did this start happening?"
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"When did we start arguing all the time and fighting? This isn't like us!"
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"Look. We're working our asses off in this bar, and we're getting nothing to show for it..."
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"Okay? We need to change things up."
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"Let's just do something different."
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"You know what, Charlie? You're right. This is great."
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"Yeah. Some, uh, earth beneath our feet. Yeah."
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