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Clips from The Simpsons - A Star Is Burns (S06E06)

"All right, it's time to vote for the grand prize."
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"I vote for Barney Gumble's sensitive yet unfortunately titled film, Pukahantas."
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"- Second! - Well, I vote for Burns' movie."
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"Me too. Now let's get going. I got a date with Eudora Welty."
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"Excellent. Bribing those two judges has paid off."
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"Like the Miss Teen America pageant."
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"How can you vote for Burns' movie?"
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"I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. Oh, dear."
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"Football in the Groin! Football in the Groin!"
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"We're not gonna resolve this deadlock anytime soon."
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"Why don't we all take a five-minute break. It'll clear our heads."
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"Good idea, Marge. My mind is going a mile a minute."
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"I knew this would happen. I put you on the jury..."
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"...and you vote for the stupidest film. - I have a right to be on that jury..."
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"...even though I'm sleeping with the head of the festival."
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"How many times have I heard Rex Reed say that?"
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"No, Homer. I won't make fun."
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"But I will suggest there may be better things in life..."
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"...than seeing a man get hit in the groin with a football."
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"Well, Homer?"
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"Marge, I've got some serious thinking to do."
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"Barney's movie had heart."
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"But Football in the Groin had a football in the groin."
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"Don 't cry for me. I'm already dead."
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"Wow, I'll never drink another beer."
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"- Beer here. - I'll take 10."
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"And now to announce the winners."
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"The award for outstanding animated short goes to..."
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"...Itchy and Scratchy for their film Four Funerals and a Wedding."
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"And now the winner of the grand prize."
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"What?"
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"Homie, you voted for the right movie. I'm glad you were on the jury."
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"You know something, Marge? It's not that tough being a film cricket."
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"I've learned I have a gift to share with the world."
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"From now on, there'll be a new Barnard Gumble. Hardworking, clean and sober."
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"Congratulations, Barney. And enjoy your grand prize..."
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"...a lifetime supply of Duff Beer."
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"Goodbye, Mr. Sherman. If I ever play Carnegie Hall, I'll give you a call."
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"And if you ever want to visit my show..."
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"We're not gonna be doing that."
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"I hope you tell your New York friends..."
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"...but the suckers will think it's beer nuts."
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"Beer nuts."
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"Well, it was a lovely festival. The best movie won..."
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"...and Mr. Burns found there are some awards that can't be bought."
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"And the Oscar goes to..."
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"I've got to win this one. I bribed everyone in Hollywood."
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"...George C. Scott in Man Getting Hit by Football."
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"My groin."
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"[ENGLISH]"
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"Now my Woody Allen impression."
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"We have a bad image, sir."
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"It's just you and me now, lock of hair."
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"Marge, look. This has spring snakes inside..."
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"Don 't eat pork Not even with a fork"
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"Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer."
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"Are you saying, "Boo," or, "Boo-urns"?"
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"Tonight we review an aging Charles Bronson in Death Wish IX."
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"Welcome to Coming Attractions. I'm your host, Jay Sherman. Thank you."
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"Everyone would be in love with me"
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