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Clips from The Simpsons - Fat Man and Little Boy (S16E16)

"Ripe for the quashing."
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"You're suspended without pay."
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"Take your clacking balls and go."
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"And on your way out,"
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"remove all the fillings you got under our dental plan."
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"You know what, Mr. Burns?"
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"I'm never coming back."
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"My son's making so much cash in the T-shirt game,"
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"that I don't have to work another day in my life."
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"Assuming my health does not deteriorate..."
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"as I age."
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"I just had one, sir."
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"Why is everyone so insolent today?"
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"Well, today is Christmas, sir."
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"I say when it's Christmas."
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"Too much change around the house got you down?"
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"Help me, Romco Change Magician!"
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"The Change Magician will change your life"
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"Order today!"
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"Bart, can I ask you an important question?"
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"Here's 50."
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"Lenny, Carl, how you doing?"
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"Hey, Homer. How's retirement?"
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"It's awesome."
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"You know what I've gotten into?"
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"Sleeping till noon."
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"Yeah. Well, we better get going."
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"Some of us have to get up for work tomorrow."
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"Hey, just 'cause I'm not working"
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"doesn't mean I can't gripe like you guys."
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"Don't you hate it when people steal your lunch"
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"out of the break room fridge?"
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"Actually, that stopped after you left, Homer."
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"Yeah, well, enjoy the autumn of your years, jerk."
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"Oh, I see what's going on."
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"You can't stand to be around a guy"
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"who's got total financial independence."
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"Your bill, sir."
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"No problem."
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"Bart, I need $200!"
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"Dad, the bill's only 100."
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"I broke some bathroom fixtures."
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"Pathetic."
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"I'm pathetic?"
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"Because I take money from my ten-year-old son?"
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"Well, let me tell you something."
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"I still call the shots around here."
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"The wild Serengeti--"
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"home of Africa's equivalent to the mountain lion,"
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"These toothy Tarzan munchers have a rigid hierarchy"
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"with a single alpha male ruling the pride..."
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"The couch is like that tree."
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"either spend the rest of his days among the other broken-down old lions..."
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"All the good graves are taken."
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"...or find inclusion in the tribe,"
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"by caring for vulnerable young cubs."
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"Lisa, basic cable said I should nurture you."
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"Great. Will you play Malibu Stacy with me?"
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"I'm going to the organic market."
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"Screw the market, we're going to Mexico!"
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"It's El Flanderino. Run him down!"
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"I can't run; I'm wearing flip flops!"
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"It's my entry for the all-school science fair."
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"It shows the history of nuclear physics,"
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"from Marie Curie's laboratory"
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"to a scale model of the first nuclear reactor."
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"You and science go together like Lenny and Carl."
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"Oh, Lisa!"
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"I'd like to introduce you to the next winner of the science fair."
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"Behold! My project."
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"Childlike Humanoid Urban Muchacho--"
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"Or... CHUM!"
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"Now let us gather our rosebuds while we may."
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"A robot?!"
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"Last year the winner was a jar of owl pellets."
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"I don't have a chance now."
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"Honey, all you need's a little help from your dad."
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"Well, we're supposed to do this without parental help."
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"Sweetie, that's orphan talk."
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"Stupid atomic pile!"
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"How hard could it be to build a reactor?"
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"Korea did it,"
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"and look at the quality of their animation."
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"What to do, what to do."
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"Maybe the Internet has the information I need."
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"It certainly answered a lot of my questions about wang enhancement."
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"www.nuclear-secrets.com."
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""Are you a terrorist?""
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"No."
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""Would you like to meet someone special but are tired of the bar scene?""
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"No. I will never tire of the bar scene."
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"Let's see, I can make that."
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"You can get that by smashing open a golf ball."
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"That you can find in any player piano."
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"All I need is some plutonium,"
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"and I know just the place to get it."
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"Don't look."
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"Dad, what did you do?"
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"You know that non-functioning nuclear reactor you built?"
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"Yes?"
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"I juiced it up a little."
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"Dad, that could explode."
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"Oh, that's ridiculous."
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"That thing's gonna blow!"
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"Drop this toy and run!"
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"Mom, Dad built a device that would be deadly in the wrong hands,"
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"I never complain about your frilly pillows."
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"Just one."
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"It takes a Marine honor guard to fold it."
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"I could go on and on."
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"Gravies and lentilmen,"
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"I have an exciting announcement."
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"I have sold the rights to the Bart Simpson T-shirt line..."
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"which will turn each one into a movie."
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"Really? How much money do I get?"
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"You get nothing."
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"In fact, thanks to my team of loopy lawyers..."
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"I never have to give you another penny."
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"All you get is a very valuable lesson."
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"Never trust a weirdo."
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