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Clips from Ted Lasso (2020) - The Diamond Dogs (S01E01)

"Well, that's a great start from you guys. Thank you."
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"Hey, Captain."
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"Rebecca's letting me use this room as my office"
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"until she sets me up with somewhere proper. That's why I have this."
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"So if they need to use the room, I can just shove everything into it."
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"Efficient. Do you want to see a movie later?"
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"-What the fuck is wrong with you? -What?"
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"-and you said you were busy. -I was busy."
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"-You never texted me back last night. -Yeah. I was busy."
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"What about the kiss? You took off like it was a shit kiss,"
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"and it was not a shit kiss. I was on fire."
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"-I agree. -So what is your fucking problem, Roy?"
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"Listen, I'm a professional footballer."
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"I have had a million one-night stands."
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"-So have I. -Great."
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"-I don't know why we're bragging about it. -Neither do I."
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"And they always feel empty. Well, not the first part."
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"-No, at first they're wicked. -They're fucking great."
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"-But when it's all done, I feel like-- -Like shit."
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"Exactly. And I always end up with my watch being stolen"
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"or a story in the press about how my penis has a curve in it."
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"Does it actually?"
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"No, I just make it feel like it does with my hips."
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"Anyway, the point is, I'm trying to do this differently."
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"I should have told you that. I apologize."
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"And I am trying to be more honest."
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"Thank you."
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"Okay, then."
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"I think you should know that I slept with Jamie."
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"Yes, I am aware of that."
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"I mean last night."
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"I didn't think you were into me."
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"No. I-- No."
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"No."
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"Yes."
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"Yup. That's exactly what I did."
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"I fucked up, Roy. I'm really sorry."
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"But I need you to be okay with this."
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"once you've figured out how to speak again?"
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"Hi, Roy."
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"Something on your mind?"
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"Is that grunt all I get to go on?"
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"That's okay. I'll give it a shot here. Let's see."
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"You are thinking about buying your first house."
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"No, not that. Okay."
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"You just realized your dad might be a little racist."
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"Stop. He's in his 60s and he's from South London."
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"Of course my dad's a little racist."
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"Look, me and Keeley might be starting up a thing,"
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"but every time I think about her,"
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"all I think about is Jamie fucking Tartt."
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"Sounds to me like someone's trapped inside life's most complicated shape."
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"A love triangle."
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"Second place of course is the "I just walked in on my mother-in-law"
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"Does my face look like it's in the mood for shape-based jokes?"
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"No, Roy, it does not."
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"But, in my defense, it rarely does."
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"I know exactly what to do here, though."
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"What are you doing?"
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"Don't you fret, my fine furry fella."
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"In a matter of minutes, your relationship dilemma will be in the past."
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"For I am rounding up the Diamond Dogs."
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"Who the fuck are the Diamond Dogs?"
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"It's just a group of people who care, Roy."
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"Not unlike folks at a hip-hop concert whose hands are not in the air."
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"Okay, so this is about you and Keeley, right?"
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"-Saw this coming. -Nothing like the early days of courtship."
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"Okay, this is my fucking nightmare."
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"I think the idea of you and Keeley is like cookies and cream."
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"And I think we all agree, two great tastes that go great together, right?"
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"-Yeah. -Perfect analogy."
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"Yes, I am into her. But we all know who her ex-boyfriend is."
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"The prince prick of all pricks."
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"And I've got him stuck right in here."
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"I don't understand the problem."
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"You know, to be liked by someone like her must be... 's wonderful."
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"Shout out to the Gershwin brothers right there."
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"Fuck yeah, the Gershwins."
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"Thank you."
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"Sure, Roy here has slept with a bunch of different people in his past."
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"And that's not okay!"
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"He means the opposite."
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"I love it when Coach does sarcasm."
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"I can't control my feelings."
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"Well, then by all means you should let them control you."
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"He's doing it again."
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"Good eye."
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"Look, Roy, all this Chandler Bing-ing aside, do me a favor."
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"Don't let her past muck around with y'all's future, okay?"
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"She slept with him last night."
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"-I mean, are you two officially dating? -No."
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"-Have you already slept together? -No."
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"The Diamond Dogs have struck again."
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"You're all pricks."
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"All righty. See the Milk sisters anywhere?"
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"You want me to go skim the back room?"
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"-Don't make me regret this, Ted. -Don't worry, don't worry."
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"I'm gonna be an udder gentleman, okay?"
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"Sorry, that's not my breast milk pun. I can do better."
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"Oh, my God, this was a horrible idea. Seriously, please go home."
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"-Come on. It's gonna be fun. -Stop."
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"There she is."
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"Rupert, what are you doing here?"
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"We came to celebrate."
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"Rebecca, Rebecca. Rebecca, Rebecca."
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"It's nice to see you again."
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"-And this is Ted. -Howdy."
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"Yeah. Join us for a drink."
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"Here you go, Rupert. Anything else?"
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"A couple more glasses for our friends here. Thank you, Mae."
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"You are as delicious as ever. From your West End to your Marble Arch."
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"Keep your Big Ben in your pants."
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"Thank you for your invitation,"
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"but we're actually here to meet with the Milk sisters."
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"They won't be coming now."
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"Oh, no. Did they expire?"
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"I know I'm not allowed an ownership stake in the club,"
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"I always thought I'd finish paying off my student loans"
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"before I purchased a football club."
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"But, well, when we're married, what's hers will be mine"
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