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Clips from Ted Lasso (2020) - The Diamond Dogs (S01E01)

"Hey. Congratulations."
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"So you better join us for a drink."
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"Everyone! Drinks with us. It's on me."
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"Three lagers, please, Mae. They're free. We want the boots."
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"Richmond! Richmond! Richmond! Richmond!"
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"Right. The product you'd most like to get into business with is joy?"
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"Sí. Mucho, mucho joy."
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"I don't know if I can get you paid for that though, Dani."
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"I like to give away joy for free."
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"-All right, thanks, Dani. -You're welcome."
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"Hey. Football is life, Capitán."
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"Yup."
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"I'm done being mad about Jamie."
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"I'm a grown man. I'm not a baby child."
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"I'm over it."
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"Right. Would you mind saying that to the rest of the room?"
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"I mean, the press deserves to know."
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"Mr. Kent!"
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"-Yeah. -Hi. Keeley Jones, The Independent Woman."
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"Would you please repeat what you just said?"
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"Can I take you out tonight? Please?"
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"Yeah. You."
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"Keeley Jones, The Independent Woman Online Edition."
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"So, why should I trust this sudden change of heart?"
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"Yeah. Woman with the hair."
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"Keeley Jones, The Independent Woman Magazine."
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"Where would you take me if I did say yes?"
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"-I don't know. Coffee? -Can't do any better?"
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"-Dinner. -Yeah, that sounds great."
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"Yeah, woman with the fucking eyes."
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"Keeley Jones, The Independent Woman insert on Sunday."
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"Could you please elaborate on the hip movement"
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"that makes your penis feel like it has a curve in it?"
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"Right, no more questions. We'll see you on the pitch."
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"To Rupert!"
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"Friends, Richmonds, countrymen."
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"Our club's nightmare is over now. I'm back."
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"Thank God. 'Cause Ted Lasso sucks."
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"-No offense, Ted. -All good, Baz."
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"You, Jeremy, and Paul have been refreshingly candid"
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"about y'all's feelings."
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"Pretty cool Premier League gaffer knows our names."
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"I'm trying again. No help."
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"Right. So, if she hits the board,"
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"I want it to sound like we just won the FA Cup."
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"You wanna leave?"
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"I don't wanna give him the satisfaction."
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"So, Rebecca, it's time to be friends again."
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"Especially since Bex and I are gonna be sitting with you"
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"I'm not going every week."
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"And every week, when they shove a camera in my face"
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"and ask me how I think you're doing, I will tell them."
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"It'll be relentless."
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"This and... what's the billiard game y'all do"
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"that sounds like a brand of cookies?"
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"-Snooker? -That's it. That's the one, yup."
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"Boy, I'd love to curl up on a couch under a weighted blanket,"
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"watch You've Got Mail and devour a box of Snookers."
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"Hey! There it is."
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"-Do you like darts, Ted? -They're okay."
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"I'm more of a, you know, cornhole man myself. Yeah."
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"How about a game?"
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"We could, you know, maybe wager, say, £10,000?"
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"Well, as my doctor told me when I got addicted to fettuccine Alfredo,"
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"that's a little rich for my blood."
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"How about this? If you win,"
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"I'll let you pick the starting lineup of the last two games of the season."
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"But if I win, you can't go anywhere near the owner's box,"
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"at least not while Rebecca's still in charge."
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"I believe some folks call it white knighting,"
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"but I'm just following my gut here."
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"-What do you think? -You're on."
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"-Okay. -Double in, double out."
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"Just let me know if I'm winning or losing, all right?"
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"I forgot I had these on me."
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"Yeah. Wait a second."
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"This is gonna be a hoot."
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"-So where are we going for dinner? -It's a surprise."
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"Cool."
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"So, the other day when you said you were too busy to text me back..."
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"Yeah, 'cause I was busy."
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"But you never told me what you were too busy with."
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"Yeah, 'cause it was private."
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"Are you dating other people?"
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"It's okay if you are. It's just that I wanna know so that I don't look stupid."
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"It was yoga, okay?"
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"I do yoga with a group of women in their 60s."
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"They have no idea who I am,"
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"Normally only takes an hour, but Maureen's been going through a divorce"
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"and she needed to talk about it and blow off some steam."
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"and then we had crepes in Balham with some drag queens."
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"Like I said, it's private."
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"I'm gonna kiss you now."
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"I know that you wanna take this slow and I really do respect that, but it--"
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"Maybe I could just touch your arse a little bit or you could touch mine--"
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"Where's your manners?"
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"For example, may I take this?"
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"-No. -Well, I'm fucking taking it."
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"One hundred and eighty!"
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"Shall I be giving you the lineup card now, Ted?"
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"I shall be putting Obisanya back on defense where he belongs."
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"That's exactly what I said, didn't I?"
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"My ex-wife's the one who brought the hillbilly to our shores."
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"I know she's always been a bit randy,"
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"but I never thought she would fuck over an entire team."
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"Hey!"
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"Better manners when I'm holding a dart."
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"Please."
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"Two triple 20s and a bull's-eye."
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"Good luck."
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"And for years, I never understood why. It used to really bother me."
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"But then one day, I was driving my little boy to school"
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"and I saw this quote by Walt Whitman and it was painted on the wall there."
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"It said, "Be curious, not judgmental.""
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"I like that."
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"So I get back in my car and I'm driving to work,"
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"and all of a sudden it hits me."
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"All them fellas that used to belittle me, not a single one of them were curious."
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"They thought they had everything all figured out."
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"So they judged everything, and they judged everyone."
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