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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"I can't believe we're even having this discussion."
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"Ted, you're 30. You're too old to act like this."
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"OLDER TED: I was 30, and in those 30 years I'd been punched once."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"And, well, there was some other stuff."
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"(BLEATING)"
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"The point is, I had never been in a fight."
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"- I'm going out there. - No!"
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"Listen to me, please, trust me. I've been in plenty of fights."
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"It's really nothing to be proud of."
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"- Who did you get in a fight with? - My brothers."
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"(LAUGHING)"
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"Yes, I'm sure that was quite a rumble in the Eriksen rumpus room."
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"(ALL LAUGHING)"
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"- Here comes the tickle monster! - Noogie patrol!"
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"Wait, wait, wait! Timesies! Timesies!"
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"Cocoa break."
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"- Okay, it's clobbering time. - Ted, don't do this, you're a nice guy."
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"- That's your best quality. - Is it?"
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"'Cause I seem to remember this nice guy getting dumped by his fiancée"
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"for a tae kwon do instructor. Look, this may sound crazy,"
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"but I think I need to do this. I think this is an experience I need to have."
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"I'm going."
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"Me, too!"
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"Guys, take a good look at this face, because the next time you see it,"
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"it will be disfigured in the hottest possible way."
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"'Cause that's who I am, I'm a man."
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"I like to fight and mix it up and get all dirty."
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"Could you find a wood hanger for this?"
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"(PANTING)"
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"- Whoa! What happened here? - I know, right?"
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"Who's not looking at my toupee now? Look what we did to these guys."
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"Come on, man, we're a good team. Nice work, boys, we did it!"
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"No, no, you did it. We didn't do anything."
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"You guys. That's good. You and you, free drinks for life."
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"- He thinks we were in this fight with him. - We were in this fight with him."
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"And now we are going to go in there and tell everyone"
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"the legendary tale of how we beat up some guys."
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"And everyone is going to think it's great"
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"and everyone is going to sleep with me again."
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"Dude, come on, no one is gonna believe we were in a fight, look at us."
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"That's a good..."
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"- What are you doing? - What I should've done a long time ago."
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"I don't even know what I'm saying!"
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"(GROANS)"
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"I throw an awesome right hook, by the way."
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"No, for this."
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"You just punched me in the nose!"
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"- Are you crying? - Yes, I'm crying!"
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"You just punched me in the nose."
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"Oh, that's going to swell up real good. You're gonna look like Owen Wilson."
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"Okay, let's get back in there."
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"Okay, but just, let's play this down, okay?"
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"(CRYING) I don't want this to turn into a big thing."
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"Yeah."
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"DOUG: And Ted comes and takes his shoe off! Hits him in the mouth..."
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"Hey, there they are! The guys that got my back!"
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"No, Barney punched me and himself in the face"
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"to make it look like we got in a fight. Come on, Marshall."
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"Wow. Look at your eye."
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"You look like a badass."
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"I'm surprised to see you had it in me. You. Had it in you."
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"Do you want to touch it?"
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"Oh, my God, it's warm."
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"Hey, victory drinks."
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"Free! Free! Free!"
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"- Why do I have to pay? - 'Cause you don't got my back."
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"- These guys got my back. - Okay, you know what, Doug?"
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"I will gladly pay. And you know why? Because that's what grownups do."
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"They pay for their drinks and they don't get into fights."
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"You know what I was doing while you were out there being immature?"
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"- I'll tell you what I was doing. - Your nails?"
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"(SARCASTIC LAUGH)"
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"No. I was doing..."
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"The relationship quiz in this month's Cosmo?"
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"No. I was doing..."
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"Your best not to cry when Big came back for Carrie"
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"- at the end of the Sex and the City movie? - No. Spoilers much? No."
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"I'll tell you what I was doing..."
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"The captain of the football team, because he gave you his promise ring"
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"and you looked so pretty in your open-back homecoming dress?"
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"Sorry."
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"I hate those guys."
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"Acting like they're the manliest guys in the universe,"
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"like they're Crocodile Dundee and David Hasselhoff."
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"Those are the manliest guys in the universe?"
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"I don't understand why they're getting all this attention."
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"- I mean, I'm the real hero here. - Yeah, you are."
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"I'm serious, woman. Put it back in your pants."
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"Marshall, you're the man every boy should grow up to become"
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"and every girl should marry."
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"You know what? I have two kids in my class who won't stop fighting."
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"If you come to school tomorrow and tell them your story"
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"of choosing the path of nonviolence, it might really set them straight."
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"And save me having to get up early to make a lesson plan."
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"- You're a wuss. - What? No."
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"Mahatma Panda and Martin Luther Koala are telling you kids this story"
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"- to illustrate... - To illustrate that you're a wuss?"
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"Why didn't you just fight those guys?"
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"- Were you scared? - What?"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"No. I wasn't scared."
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"- I've been in plenty of fights, okay? - You're huge."
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"You must weigh like a thousand pounds."
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"Okay, first of all, I'm wearing a baggy sweater,"
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"and it has horizontal stripes."
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"And I also... I had a salty lunch... And so I'm retain..."
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"- You know what? Shut up! - Wuss! Wuss! Wuss!"
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"(ALL SCREAMING)"
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"Just?"
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"(BOTH LAUGHING)"
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"Amanda, were it so simple. You see, hand-to-hand combat"
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"is about so much more than just administering brute force"
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"- on your opponent, right, B? - You know!"
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"It's a science."
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"The sweet science, as it were."
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"Wait, I'm confused. What did those guys do to deserve it?"
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"Well, this may sound petty,"
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"- but they sat in our booth. - They sat in our booth."
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