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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S04E04)

"- And nobody... - Nobody."
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"...sits in our booth. It's been taken."
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"Uh-oh. Are you gonna beat those guys up?"
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"You two. Our booth. Get out. Now!"
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"- What are you doing? - Relax, we got Doug."
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"- Big Doug's got our backs. - Doug's not here tonight."
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"Can I get you guys anything? Drinks? Cash? Those two girls over there?"
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"- Yeah, I am. - And you're Barney Stinson?"
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"They've heard of us. It's cool, guys."
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"This time. A'ight?"
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"- What's this? - You've been served."
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"You're being sued for assault. Enjoy your booth."
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"(SIGHS)"
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"That was close."
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"Okay, what's the penalty for assault? What, do I have to pay a fine?"
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"Pick up trash on the highway? 'Cause I've done that before, know what I mean?"
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"I don't know."
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"But he was really pissed at us."
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"I mean, you guys could be looking at some serious prison time."
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"- Prison? - I can't go to prison."
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"I mean, I could get a lot of reading done, finally write some short stories."
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"Work out all the time. Seriously, if I don't come out of there completely ripped..."
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"Ted, we can't go to prison. People get shivved in the joint."
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"Plus, the meals are really starchy."
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"Well, you guys should have thought of that before you beat up those guys."
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"What if we didn't?"
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"Kids, I've only been in one fight in my life, and this is the story of how it happened."
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"OLDER TED: I've told you kids about Doug, right?"
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"Today, we're going to braid friendship bracelets."
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"I love brotherly horseplay!"
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"You two got in a fight. Really?"
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"Free! $7.50."
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"(LAUGHS) Okay, yeah. Yeah, sure, I just beat up three guys by myself."
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"Ladies, if you'll please adjourn to your usual booth."
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"There's a very simple..."
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"(GRUNTING)"
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"Come on. Come..."
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"- What? - I don't know. I just hit myself in the eye!"
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"(EX CLAIMS)"
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"Assault! They're suing us for assault!"
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