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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S05E05)

"It's not a big deal."
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"OLDER TED: Kids, looking back, I don't know how I didn't see"
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"that Henrietta was madly in love with me."
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"(CELL PHONE RINGING)"
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"- Hello? - Hey, Ted."
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"Hey, Tiffany."
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"I'm going out of town this weekend for my friend's wedding."
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"Want to be my date?"
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"I would love to. Hey, what are you doing right now?"
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"Awesome. Okay, I'll see you in, like, 10 minutes?"
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"Great."
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"Sorry, Henrietta. Something came up. Take a rain check, pal?"
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"- Yeah, it's no problem. - All right. Hey, ho."
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"Oh! You're strong."
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"OLDER TED: What a jerk!"
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"Wait, where did Ted go?"
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"I thought we were finally gonna get to meet him?"
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"Yeah, something came up, okay, Mom?"
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"- I told you there was no Ted. - HENRIETTA: I heard that!"
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"OLDER TED: So there I was,"
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"an out-of-town wedding. It was finally happening."
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"- Champagne? - Ted! Oh, my gosh. I forgot to call you."
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"Well, whatever it is you wanted to talk about, we can talk about it now."
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"(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)"
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"Um, this is Jack. He's the best man at the wedding."
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"We just got back together."
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"You know, now that I think about it, a phone call would have been nice."
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"You're Ted?"
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"Ouch!"
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"But I hear you make a mean chocolate cake."
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"Isn't he great? And he's in a band."
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"(SQUEALS)"
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"Thanks."
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"Come on, Lily. You have to get Scooter off the hook. Now try again."
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"Teacup pig,"
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"I don't want to be with you."
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"- Right now. - Man up!"
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"Teacup pig,"
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"I don't want to be with you."
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"- Ever! - Finish him!"
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"We will never be together in any sort of sexual way ever again!"
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"Nice."
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"- Sort of a weird thing to say to a pig. - It felt really wrong."
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"Anyway, I just don't think you and I are gonna work."
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"(WHISPERS) Right now."
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"I missed this so much, baby."
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"Tiffany was on this guy's hook. It was a vicious cycle."
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"Henrietta was on my hook."
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"And years later, I found out this poor bastard was on Henrietta 's hook."
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"You know what? We're not gonna work, ever."
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"I'm done."
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"And it's really better for the circulation if you knead the arches with your thumbs."
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"And grab me a pudding."
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"Listen up, Scooter, there is no way you and I will ever be together."
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"MARSHALL: Right now!"
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"- Marshall! - I'm sorry. But he's adorable."
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"Listen, I don't want to be with you."
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"Right now. Hang in there, Scoots. I'm not gonna live forever."
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"Last night, I was with this pharma girl who was so hot"
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"you should call a doctor if you don't have an erection for more than four hours."
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"Am I right, people?"
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"Yeah, there's no people. Just the girl you most recently dated."
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"Hey, Barney, I want you to meet the newest pharma girl."
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"Gladys Reynolds. Nice to make your acquaintance."
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"- Come on, girl. Let's go get our drink on! - Okay."
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"- It's over. - What's over?"
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"Pharma girls are no longer exclusively hot chicks."
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"It's perfect! Mom, Dad! Ted proposed!"
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"Oh, my God! I knew this day would come!"
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"Oh! Oh!"
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"- Son! - Yeah, well... There's been a..."
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"No! What did you do?"
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"I seriously considered just marrying her out of sheer awkwardness."
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"But I did what I had to do."
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"I did what anyone keeping someone on the hook should do."
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"I broke her heart."
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"Henrietta, I'm sorry if this is blunt, but I think I owe you this."
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"I don't want to be with you."
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"Right now?"
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"Ever."
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"But we're still getting married, right?"
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"- It was brutal. - Oh. I'm sorry, buddy."
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"Honesty is tough, but in the end, it's the far kinder alternative."
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"Yeah."
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"Hey, sweetie."
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"Hey, Mike, I have to tell you something."
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"- Wait, did you finish my delicates? - I got one more load."
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"Ah. It can wait. (CHUCKLES)"
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"- Hey. - Hey, how's it going?"
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"Still in mourning over the end of the pharma girl era?"
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"No. I realized that their reign had to end"
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"to make room for some new hot girl profession."
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"on a rocket ship to some distant solar system we can't possibly imagine."
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"Maybe it'll be meter maids. We just don't know."
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"But one thing is sure."
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"The future glows like a giant sun"
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"shooting amber rays of light into our hearts and minds."
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"Wow, what changed your mind?"
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"The realization that hope springs eternal, Robin."
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"That and this little bottle of purple pills I found in my couch cushion."
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"I don't know what they are, (LAUGHING) but they're amazing!"
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"(EX CLAIMING)"
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"Fantazmo. Plus, my cholesterol is down, my Restless Leg Syndrome is cured."
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"I mean, we cuddled."
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"at one of the surest signs of taking a relationship to the next level,"
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