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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Other People's Children (S05E05)

"It's a retrospective on postwar abstract expressionism."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Wait. For school? - No, for life."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, thank God. I don't even know who we fought in the postwar."
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"Told you one car was enough."
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"- Looks like it's just the two amigos. - Haley?"
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"Oh, sorry to brunch and bail, Grandpa, but I've got a date."
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"- Uh, with whom? - A gorgeous guy I met at school."
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"- Ooh, goes there or cleans there? - Mom."
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"- Answer the question. - So everyone's leaving?"
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"- No, I'm- I'm not. - I wish I had known this before I served the good bacon."
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"You did not serve the good bacon."
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"- Shh! Don't you have a tiny dress to buy? - Yes, we do!"
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"We asked Gloria to take Lily to pick out her flower girl dress."
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"Yeah. We're clearly not following every wedding tradition..."
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"but there will damn sure be one dress the grooms don't see until the big day."
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"And we also asked Claire to go because we thought her sensible style..."
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"nicely complements Gloria's flair."
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"That way Lily doesn't end up looking too-"
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"Or too- ♪ Wah-wah ♪"
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"♪ Hey, hey♪"
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"There's my boy."
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"I know you're talking to Joe, but that still feels really good to hear."
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"Okay, clocking out. Ch-Ch- Boop!"
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"You know, Andy, if you want, you can stay and watch the game."
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"Otherwise, I'll just be here by myself."
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"I'm right here."
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"I'd love to, Mr. P..."
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"I make her something different every year..."
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"like a scrapbook or a nice scarf."
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"This year, I was thinking maybe I could bake her some banana bread."
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"Oh, I am the king of banana bread."
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"You know my secret? No nuts."
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"Not such a secret."
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"Pretty sure my artistry is what locked her down."
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"I got to make this year special."
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"With her in the coast guard, I, like, hardly ever get to see her."
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"Well, this is just off the dome, but, uh, maybe send her a fun video?"
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"Ooh. She does love Rock. of Ages."
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"Or you could make your own video-"
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"something romantic and personal with real production value."
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"I got some pretty choice equipment back at the house."
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"- I'd be happy to help. - Would you really?"
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"- Yeah! - Yes!"
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"Great! Let's do it!"
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"Luke, buddy, I'll pick you up later. We can go check out some wheels."
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"I thought you were gonna stay and watch the game."
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"I knew you loved me."
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"Oh, get out!"
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"- Come on. - Wheels?"
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"What, are you looking at cars already?"
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"Pottery wheels. I have to pick a spring elective..."
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"and Dad thinks I should take ceramics 'cause lots of girls do."
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"You know what a lot of girls don't do?"
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"Guys who take ceramics."
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"You got a wood shop at your school?"
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"I can't really build stuff. I mostly take apart and apologize."
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"- You gotta know how to build things. - I can build suspense."
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"- How? - Well, get this."
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"- Huh? - Garage. Now."
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"What's a bridal store?"
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"It's a place with the most wonderful dresses that you have ever seen."
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"We're gonna get you the perfect one..."
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"even if it take us all day."
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"Found it."
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"Oh, no, sweetie. That's a costume."
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"- You can't wear a costume to a wedding. - Why not?"
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"Belle was a princess. She faced the Beast."
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"She stood up to the townspeople. What have you done?"
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"I... got us into that tiny, little parking spot."
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"Princess dresses are not the only pretty dresses."
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"I want to be a princess. I want to be a princess!"
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"Stop that right now."
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"Your dads want you to have a flower girl dress..."
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"and that's what we're going to get you."
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"So march."
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"It was marked "compact," and we're driving a minivan, so-"
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"Hey, thanks for inviting us to this."
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"Oh, no problem. You know, I'm surprised that this particular foursome..."
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"doesn't hang out more often, considering-"
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"We're the cultured ones in the family?"
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"I wouldn't say that... outside this group."
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"Did you know your father actually goes to the grocery store to buy books?"
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"I did know that, yeah."
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"I also know that the best way to get my sister to fall asleep is to-"
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"Show her a movie with subtitles. Bonne nuit, Maman."
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"We should be nice and grateful that we have this day to spend together..."
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"in our own private salon."
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"Don't tell my mom that. She'll show up and ask to get her roots done."
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"- Manny! - That's true though."
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"- Thanks, Manny. - I am so excited for this exhibit."
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"I'm such an admirer of Kandinsky."
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"You know, he was credited with painting the first truly abstract work."
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"- Is that so? - Mm-hmm."
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"To be honest, I was a little nervous about holding my own with those three..."
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"so- I did a little boning up on Kandinsky."
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"Figured it couldn't hurt to have a few facts in my pocket."
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"My backup plan was to touch a painting and get thrown out."
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"Yes, hi. Excuse me. Can you tell us where the Kandinsky exhibit is?"
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"You know, Wassily Kandinsky? Born in Moscow? Son of a tea merchant."
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"I'm sorry. That exhibit was temporary. it's closed."
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"What? No."
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"Oh, I love this Matisse."
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"You know, this is one of his final works."
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"His failing health led to his exploration of paper cutouts."
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"Ah, yes. I believe he called it "painting with scissors.""
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"And he was also a contemporary of Picasso."
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"You can definitely see how they influenced each other. Right, Cam?"
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"Huh? Uh, well, you know, it really reminds me... of, uh, Kandinsky."
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"- How so? - Well, not so much in look, more in texture."
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"- No, Cam! - No, please, sir, don't touch the art."
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"- Sorry. I'll leave the premises. - No, it's- it's fine."
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"Just take a few steps back."
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"- What are you doing? - Cut!"
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"Well, now we have a blooper reel."
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"We're making a video love letter for Andy's girlfriend."
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"Your dad uses his computer to put in cool backgrounds..."
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"while I act out all the things that I would do to be with her..."
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"like swim an ocean or climb a mountain."
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"Ooh, how about you buy a plane ticket and visit her like a normal person?"
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"I would, but the coast guard keeps her really busy."
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