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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - Other People's Children (S05E05)

"Eyes. Does she like it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"She's probably so lonely with only two other women to talk to in her whole 40-person unit."
Modern Family (2009)
"So you're saying it's just your girlfriend and 36 super-in-shape dudes?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Thirty-seven. And it's not what you think."
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"The coast guard seriously frowns on fraternizing."
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"- It's forbidden. - Oh. That doesn't make it hot."
Modern Family (2009)
"I got some on your face. You're gonna shine. I'll go get some of my- Claire's powder."
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"My Claire. She's my wife."
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"I thought you had a date to go on."
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"I do."
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"- When's he gonna get here? - Whenever he does."
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"He's just, like, a few minutes late."
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"I'm sorry."
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"That is so rude."
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"A real man would be more considerate of your time."
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"You're right."
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"That's why every year People magazine names the consideratest man alive."
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"Oh, man. You can make fun of me all you want..."
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"but when you grow up, you'll see what qualities make up a real man."
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"- Someone say "makeup"? - I did."
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"All right. Here we go."
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"Oh, yeah. Much better. You know what? I think I'm gonna shadow down here."
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"Gloria, you are gonna love this one."
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"I think we have finally found the perfect dress."
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"Ta-da."
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"It's nice, but I don't like the bow."
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"Let's try more."
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"We've tried on six dresses already. She's fine with this."
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"- Right, Lily? - I don't care."
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"See? She loves it. Done."
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"Go try the lace one."
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"- Seriously? - This is endless."
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"Why are you dragging this out?"
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"'Cause we haven't found the right dress."
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"You have got to be a better shopper than this."
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"I have seen you buy three outfits while driving a car."
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"Come on. it's fun. I don't have any daughters."
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"But don't tell Manny that because I don't want to hear another lecture."
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"It's funny. I have never cared about any of this stuff."
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"I didn't even wear a wedding dress when I married Phil."
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"Never even tried one on."
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"Easy. That is the reaction for when there's a man behind me with a gun."
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"All I said is I don't care about wedding dresses."
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"Because you've never been in one."
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"- I'm gonna pick some for you to try. - Okay, no, no."
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"- No need. Mm-mmm. - Come on. You'll feel beautiful."
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"Then you can go back to your... boy clothes."
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"Hey."
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"And I don't have all day to try on dresses."
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"It'll be fun for me. You're my stepdaughter."
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"I'm older than you."
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"You see? it's already fun."
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"We're gonna start by building a simple toolbox."
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"First, I'm gonna show you how to cut the wood."
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"I know you're a little young for this, goober. Try to soak it all up."
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"- What is this thing? - Table vise."
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"♪ Table vise, ta- ♪"
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"No. I already went through this with Mitchell."
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"That's what we're here to prevent."
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"Didn't your dad teach you any of this stuff?"
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"He says the only tool you need is a sense of humor."
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"'Cause who needs the Jaws of Life if you have a good knock-knock joke?"
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"Luke, grab the goggles over there, please."
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"And try to pay attention."
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"We measure twice, and we cut once."
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"Hey, Grandpa, can you bench 180 pounds?"
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"I just said pay attention."
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"And that's actually 205 with the bar."
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"- I can see you're not gonna let up about that. - Eh, I'm okay."
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"Spot me. Now, if this thing goes south..."
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"I want you to call 911 ..."
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"and tell Joe his old man died as he lived-"
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"saving a trainload of people."
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"All right. That's enough for now."
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"Whoa."
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"Tell me everything you know about women."
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"Yeah, that last thing. Funny. Funny."
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"Funny. I must be a little behind you guys."
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"His words."
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"- Do you feel what's happening here? - I feel pinching."
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"No. I'm the weak link of this super group. They know it and I know it."
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"It's fine when we're all in a big group..."
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"but once we're separated from the herd, the hooves come out."
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"- Don't you mean "claws"? - Clawed animals don't travel in herds, Mitchell."
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"Packs, flocks and prides. Why can't we be on a farm?"
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"I'd make you all look like such idiots."
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"You know what? I'm just gonna wait outside."
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"No. Cam, come on. You're being silly."
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"To be perfectly honest, I-I really needed Cam to stay."
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"The minute he goes, I'm the dumb one."
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"I-i took an art history class once, but that was just to look at naked Italian dudes, so-"
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"Remember now, you're in subzero temperatures."
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"The only thing keeping you warm is the heat of your fiery passion."
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"And... go!"
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"- My beautiful Beth- - Colder!"
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"My b-b-beautiful B-Beth."
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"- That's too cold. That's too cold. - B-B-Beth!"
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"Now we're talking!"
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"- You're so beautiful to me! - Yes!"
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"Why am I so intent on helping Andy?"
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"I love filmmaking, and I love love."
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"I guess you could say I enjoy making love on film..."
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"and now I don't have to do it by myself."
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"Beth, this is my long way of saying I miss you."
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"This- Uh- You know, this is weird. I don't really know where to look."
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"No, it's not weird. Just look deep into my eyes and sweep me off my feet."
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"All right."
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"- Honey- - Yeah, that's weird."
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"- It is. Yeah. - Haley, honey, can you help us?"
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"- I don't think anyone can. - Just let Andy hold you Officer and a Gentleman style..."
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"and I'll superimpose Beth's face over yours on the computer."
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"- That's insane. - I know. I can do anything with this."
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"- If she's not comfortable- - You know what, guys?"
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"This whole thing is really sad and pathetic."
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"No girl wants a guy that tries this hard."
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"If I got this video, I'd call the police."
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"Some girls actually like guys who are nice to them."
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"Some girls like 36 of them."
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"- There's 37 of them! - Okay, this is passion. We can use it."
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"Andy, pick her up."
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