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Clips from Curb Your Enthusiasm - The Special Section (S03E03)

"What's the difference? I could call when I'm in LA."
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"- I don't see the logic to it. - You know what I'm talking about."
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"Don't be a putz. What are you talking about?"
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"Are you out of your mind? If you go to Florida,"
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"Not necessarily."
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"You come to town, you give me a call."
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"If I can't see you, there's no point in calling!"
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"Two people related to each other,"
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"two people, two cousins, and you're arguing this way?"
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"Let me show you who was at this funeral."
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"Your Uncle Harold was there."
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"He told his famous joke that he always tells."
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"Yeah, about the temple, I know, I know."
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"Abe Lincoln, he's Jewish. He got "shot in the temple.""
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"The food the first night was not so good. It was just deli."
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"But I'll tell you, people brought over..."
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"we still got stuff in the fridge, it's delicious."
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"Yeah, we have a lot of hard-boiled eggs."
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"And the eulogy was nice?"
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"- It was beautiful. - Take a look at how wonderful."
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"A lot of people turned out."
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""Beautiful service, sorry about your loss. Where's Larry?""
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"The Sessons called to send their condolences."
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"Who else called?"
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"- We don't have to... - No, who called?"
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"Michael Adler called. He wants to have lunch with you..."
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"I haven't spoken with this guy in five years."
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"What does he want to have lunch with me for?"
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"I don't know."
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"which is actually good."
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"You're gonna need it for Julie Blum's bat mitzvah."
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"And the Mandels are..."
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"That bat mitzvah, oh, God."
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"And the Mandels want to confirm dinner on Saturday."
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"No, that's not happening. Cancel it."
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"- What do you want me to tell them? - Tell them whatever you want."
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"Mary, hi, it's Cheryl David."
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"We're not gonna be able to do dinner on Saturday."
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"Larry's mother just passed away."
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"Okay, thank you. Okay, bye bye."
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"What did she say?"
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"Really?"
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"Yeah, and she completely understood."
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"Huh."
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"Michael? Larry David."
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"Pretty good."
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"I'd love to, but you know what?"
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"My mom died."
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"So I'm just not gonna be doing much for a while."
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"Okay, yeah, absolutely."
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"As soon as I get it together..."
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"Hi. It's Larry David."
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"Hey, I'll bet Julie's pretty excited"
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"about that bat mitzvah, huh?"
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"Unfortunately,"
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"Tell Julie good luck, sorry I can't be there."
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"And mazeltov."
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"Larry, how did you ever land this role in this film?"
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"It's like unbelievable to me."
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"screaming at the audience one night in New York."
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"- You mean ages ago? - Yeah, ages ago."
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"He remembered this?"
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"with this guy in the audience, and he thought"
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"I could play this tough Jew. I don't know, it was weird."
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"- Congratulations. - Thank you."
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"Maybe I should hang out by his house and scream and yell."
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"so I decided... don't mock."
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"I'm gonna start... I've never done it before, to meditate."
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"You know, I used to do it. Did you know that?"
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"- I vaguely remember. - Yeah, I used to do it."
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"What do you do, actually?"
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"I had a mantra, you know,"
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"and you repeat this mantra in your head."
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"I'm not gonna... I have to sign up"
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"for a yoga class or a mantra class?"
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"You could say anything you want. Give yourself your own mantra."
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"You want a mantra? I'll give you a mantra."
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""Lonely, lonely...""
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"- Just keep repeating it. - That would work?"
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"You want mine? I'll give you mine."
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"- Is that allowed? - Who's gonna stop us?"
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"- Nobody. - It's totally applicable."
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"What is your mantra?"
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"Okay. Actually..."
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"- Are you taking it back? - No, I'm telling you."
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"- Oh. - Ji..."
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"Ji ya? What does it mean?"
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"I have no idea. But keep repeating it over and over again..."
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""Ji ya, ji ya, ji ya"... you know, half an hour,"
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"20 minutes, half an hour..."
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"- "Ji..." oh, shit. - What?"
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"This guy, Ed Swindell. He's spotted me."
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"He's gonna want to do a "stop-and-chat.""
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"Don't... don't, don't go, don't go."
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"- Oh my God, I got to... - Oh, what a fuck."
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"I got a lot of shopping to do. Have a blast."
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"- Hey, Larry. - Hey, Ed."
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"Yeah, we're clothes shopping and I had to get out of there."
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"You know, little Deslys, "the princess,""
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"she's holding up these two things."
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""Which makes me look more growed-up, Daddy?""
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"You know..."
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"my mother... just died."
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"Oh, absolutely. Jeez, bless your heart."
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"Our thoughts are with you."
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"Yep?"
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"I'm looking for my mother's grave, Adele David."
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"Yeah, yeah."
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"She got moved. Special section."
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"What "special section"?"
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"You'd better talk to the general manager."
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"Take a right here and it's the first building on the right."
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"My mother was moved to a special section?"
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"Yes, evidently you were out of town."
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"Well, I would've been here, but I wasn't informed about it."
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"who... well, who just don't qualify"
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"for the interment in consecrated ground."
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"It's a place where we put the villains, the suicides,"
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"the gentiles who are from mixed marriages..."
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"Okay, okay. This is a horrendous mistake, okay?"
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