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Clips from How I Met Your Mother (2005) - Romance (S01E01)

"It just felt like there could be this weird connection between us."
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"- How crazy am I coming off here? - Only a little."
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"Well, by some million-to-one long shot, and I'm not rooting for this,"
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"you wind up not getting married this weekend, give me a call."
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"Wow. That's a pretty sophisticated trap."
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"You think the Road Runner's gonna fall for it?"
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"Okay, we get it. You're skeptical. But Marshall and I, we're believers."
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"We believe."
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"Yeah, look around. The universe is mysterious and awesome."
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"You got the Bermuda Triangle, ghosts, Bigfoot."
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"Bad maps, creaky houses, hillbilly in a gorilla suit."
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"Aliens?"
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"Come on! You gotta give me aliens!"
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"Stonehenge, Area 51, there's alien crap all over the place."
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"You can't be serious?"
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"My friend, you just poked the bear."
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"So, my 9.6,"
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"- Oh, Ted, I'm so sorry. - Yeah, it was a long shot."
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"I told her to call me anyway if she changes her mind. But I don't know."
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"Raise your hand if earlier today you hit on an engaged woman?"
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"Come on, Lily, don't hate the player, hate the game."
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""On the night of July 2, 1947,"
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""conditions were clear over Roswell, New Mexico.""
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"Hey, Ted, there's a message on the machine for you."
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"- Dr. O'Brien. - What?"
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""When suddenly, an array of...""
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"SARAH; Ted, hi, This is Dr., O'Brien, About today,"
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"Listen, I really need to talk to you, Call me, I'll be at the office all day,"
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"The doctor will see you now."
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"What should I do? I should totally go down there, right?"
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"Don't interfere. Some guy is expecting to marry this woman on Saturday."
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"Yeah, an 8.5 guy."
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"Look, if I was marrying the wrong person and the right person was out there,"
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"and knew it, I'd want that person to come down to my dermatology office"
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"and tell me so. In that scenario, I'm not interfering,"
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"- I'm a happy ending. - (CHUCKLES) Happy ending?"
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"Look, I have to go down there. I don't know what's gonna happen"
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"when I get there, but I gotta give it a shot."
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"- All right, see you later. Happy hunting. - Wait, where are you guys going?"
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"Don't you wanna stay and see the cockamouse?"
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"Yeah, we're gonna go make some crop circles."
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"(CLANGING)"
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"- Oh, my God! - Holy crap buckets, we got it."
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"I told my friend Sudeep about it."
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"He wants to show it to the Columbia Biology department."
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"- But it has to be alive. - Wait, no, no!"
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"They'll do lab experiments on it. That's so mean."
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"Shouldn't we just beat it to death with a bat?"
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"Hello, again."
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"I'm glad you came down. I would prefer to say this to you in person."
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"Go ahead, Sarah. You can tell me anything."
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"You have a basal cell carcinoma."
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"Anything else?"
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"Your mole. The biopsy came back."
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"It's not life-threatening, but we should excise the rest of it."
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"Wait, then you're still getting married?"
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"- Of course I'm still getting married. - But we're a 9.6."
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"- Excuse me? - Okay, I..."
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"I went to Love Solutions and I saw on Ellen Pierce's computer"
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"that you and I are a 9.6. Your fiancé's only an 8.5."
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"with your fiancé thinks we're a better match."
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"I am getting married on Saturday."
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"(SINGING SUMMER BREEZE)"
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"Look, don't you think you're being a little impulsive marrying a guy"
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"for you to proposition an engaged woman you don't even know?"
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"- Ted, just calm down. - Calm down?"
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"Come on, there was a computer, and there were eight fish"
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"Do you honestly believe deep down that there is no one else out there for you"
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"just because some computer says so?"
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"Love isn't a science. You can't calculate a feeling."
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"When you fall in love with someone, an 8.5 equals a perfect 10."
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"You're right."
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"Brace yourself, dude. This is gonna blow your mind-hole."
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"You bastard. I actually got excited about this."
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"- What? - It's empty."
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"Wait, but if it's not here, that means..."
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"Lily!"
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"(EXCLAIMING)"
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"(MOUSE SQUEAKING)"
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"- Oh, my God! It's real! - No, is it? Do something!"
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"No! What the hell was that? You trying to get it drunk?"
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"Lily! Thank God!"
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"Lily, I love you!"
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"Robin, open the window!"
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"(SCREAMING)"
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"It can fly."
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"ALL: Wow."
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"Be free, mutant beast. I'll miss this private war of ours."
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"I grew to admire your tenacious..."
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"Close the window!"
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"Hi, Ellen."
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"I think I want my money back."
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"I'm a failure. I'm all washed up. I tried everything, Ted."
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"I widened the search parameters, I tweaked the program."
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"Last night, I stood out on the street for five hours"
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"Although this transvestite hooker said he/she would do you for half price"
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"and his/her favorite movie was Say Anything..."
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"Come on, Ellen. I mean, a pint of ice cream. Isn't that a bit cliché?"
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"It's for the bourbon."
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"This isn't hopeless. You're gonna find someone for me."
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"No, I won't. You're gonna die alone."
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"I'm not gonna die alone. Look at me. I'm bright. I'm attractive."
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"No. You're never gonna find anybody."
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"And every year, you're just getting older and it's getting harder and harder."
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"You're being ridiculous. I'm gonna be up on that wall one of these days."
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"- No, you won't! - Yes, I will!"
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"- How do you know? - I don't know, but I believe."
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"Hell, if a cockroach and a mouse can find love in this crazy city,"
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"The point is, something good's gonna happen to me."
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"- So I should keep looking? - Of course you should."
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"And now, you're gonna do it for free."
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"OLDER TED: You see, sometimes in life"
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"- It's pronounced Puh-kaj. - Get out of here!"
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"Of course, you wanna meet somebody roughly your own age,"
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"We were just upstairs watching TV."
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"I could maybe find somebody for you if you were gay."
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"(SINGING SUMMER BREEZE)"
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"It's the best."
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"I'm sure you do."
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"Ted."
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