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Clips from The Muppet Show (1976) - Avery Schreiber (S01E01)

"♪ It's time to raise the curtain on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"in his own right, Mr. Avery Schreiber!"
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"♪ Breathlessly"
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"♪ So tenderly"
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"No, bonehead! I want you to make him jealous."
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"Who's gonna do what to me when, huh?"
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"(bell rings)"
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"and he told me he did not want to be disturbed."
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"(all) ♪ And your cup of kindness filled"
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"♪ May you find someone to love"
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"since Jeanette MacDonald and Nelson Eddy."
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"(rim shot)"
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"(both) Don't your arms get tired?"
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"Hi-yah! Hah!"
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"Can you do that?"
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"Hi-yah!"
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"It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star,"
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"Mr. Avery Schreiber."
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"(♪ "The Muppet Show" theme)"
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"♪ It's time to play the music"
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"♪ It's time to light the lights"
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"♪ It's time to meet the Muppets on The Muppet Show tonight"
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"♪ It's time to put on makeup"
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"♪ It's time to dress up right"
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"Hey, did you know that George the Janitor is so cheap"
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"that his wallet has an unlisted pocket?"
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"Am I too hip for the room? Hey..."
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"♪ To introduce our guest stars"
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"♪ That's what it's time to do"
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"♪ So it really makes me happy"
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"♪ To introduce to you"
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"Mr. Avery Schreiber!"
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"Whoo! Whoo!"
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"Whoo! Whoo!"
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"♪ But now let's get things started"
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"♪ On the most sensational, inspirational"
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"♪ Celebrational, Muppetational"
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"♪ This is what we call"
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"♪ The Muppet Show ♪"
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"OK. Welcome, welcome, dear friends."
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"And we have another goodie for you."
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"Our guest is a young man and an old friend,"
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"who's been making television and nightclub audiences laugh"
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"for many years as part of the comedy team"
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"of Burns and Schreiber."
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"And right now, he's launching a new career"
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"as a movie performer and a television star"
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"So we should have another biggie,"
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"but right now, let's get things underway"
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"with our own Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem!"
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"Now, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to do for you an old favorite."
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"We like to think of our group as being able to play more than hard rock."
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"So here's an old favorite for some of you moms and pops."
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"It's called, and we'll play, "Tenderly.""
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"(♪ rock)"
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"♪ The evening breeze caressed the trees"
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"♪ Tenderly"
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"Yeah."
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"♪ The trembling trees embraced the breeze"
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"♪ Tenderly"
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"♪ Then you and I"
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"♪ Came wandering by"
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"♪ And lost in a sigh were we"
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"♪ The shore was kissed by sea and mist"
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"♪ Tenderly"
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"♪ I can't forget how two hearts met"
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"♪ Your arms opened wide"
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"♪ And closed me inside"
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"♪ You took my lips"
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"♪ You took my love"
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"♪ So tenderly"
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"♪ You took my lips You took my love"
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"♪ So tenderly"
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"♪ So tenderly"
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"♪ So tenderly ♪"
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"Aw, that's tender, man."
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"but is it pronounced "tomayto" or "tomahto"?"
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"Is what pronounced tomayto or tomahto?"
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"Great number. Warm, sensitive. My grandmother will love it."
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"Scooter, Scooter."
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"Oh, dear nephew of the theater owner..."
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"Yes, Miss Piggy? Would you do Miss Piggy a favor?"
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"Oh, sure. Why not? Ahem."
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"Well, you may have noticed, I have given my love to Kermit."
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"You may also have noticed his reluctance in returning same."
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"Oh, so you want me to get your love from Kermit and give it back to you."
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"OK, where does he keep it?"
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"Amusing little twit, isn't he?"
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"Ah, I see. I want you to tell him"
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"that Avery Schreiber is simply mad about me."
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"Oh, you want me to lie."
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"Just do it."
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"And if I refuse?"
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"Well, then I will karate chop you"
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"until the only thing you'll be able to go for"
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"is down for the count!"
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"One jealous frog coming up."
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"♪ Piggy and Kermit were sweethearts... ♪"
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"Well, ladies and gentlemen, this is a momentous occasion,"
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"as the mighty gladiator, Sir Avery of Macho,"
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"is scheduled to meet and challenge the most fearsome, vicious beast"
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"known in the world today, the Monster of the Moors."
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"Matter of fact, here comes Sir Avery now."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, Sir Avery of Macho!"
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"Where is he? Where is this cretinous creature?"
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"Come out! Come out! Where is he?"
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"Aah! Godfrey Daniels!"
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"Are you he, sir?"
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"Oh, no, no. No, no. I am Kermit the Frog, sir."
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"Kermit the Frog? Yes, sir."
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"Well, where is this monster? I'll rip him to shreds."
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"I'll tear off his arms and legs and play pick-up-sticks. Where is he?"
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"(thunder)"
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"Now, what does that mean? Is it gonna rain or something?"
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"No, no. Matter of fact, I think that means"
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"that the monster's about to make his appearance."
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"Is that right? (thunder)"
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"Aha!"
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"Are you the Monster of the Moors?"
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"No, I'm Little Bo Peep. What's it to you?"
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