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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - A Fair to Remember (S05E05)

"- I'm gonna call Mr. and Mrs. P. - Oh, wait."
Modern Family (2009)
"Um, seriously, Mandy, do you, uh- do you really have to do that?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I see what you're doing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Don't bother, because I have a girlfriend of eight years back in Utah."
Modern Family (2009)
"That's pretty young, but I guess they do things differently over there."
Modern Family (2009)
"She's my age, and we're engaged. To be engaged."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's- it's a pre-engagement. She's in the coast guard."
Modern Family (2009)
"- In Utah? - Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's the largest salt lake in the western hemisphere."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, good. She's protecting our lake."
Modern Family (2009)
"I'll be out by the pool."
Modern Family (2009)
"Your boss is calling you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey! There she is."
Modern Family (2009)
"I need advice. About a girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"Gross, but I'm intrigued, so talk."
Modern Family (2009)
"Alex. Hey, girlita."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sienna is amazing."
Modern Family (2009)
"Stylish, worldly."
Modern Family (2009)
"And she's so new to our school, she doesn't even realize..."
Modern Family (2009)
"that I'm a full social class below her."
Modern Family (2009)
"I need to cement the friendship before she finds out we have a cafeteria."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've been looking all over for you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, this is my little brother, Luke."
Modern Family (2009)
"He wants advice on some lame crush he has."
Modern Family (2009)
"- That's huge. - So huge."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, Luke, who is this mystery woman?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Um, just some girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"And her name is Sienna."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know, Manny, I'm just gonna say this one last time."
Modern Family (2009)
"- I doubt that. - Gimme that."
Modern Family (2009)
"You wanna fit in?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't know. Chefs get all the girls."
Modern Family (2009)
"You're a baker. Bakers are girls-"
Modern Family (2009)
"Betty Crocker, Mrs. Fields, Little Debbie."
Modern Family (2009)
"What about the Pillsbury Doughboy?"
Modern Family (2009)
"That's a good one, Manny."
Modern Family (2009)
"Well, well, well. Jay Pritchett. Nice of you to finally show up."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What's happening? - You're an official fair cop."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Your wife volunteered you. - Gloria!"
Modern Family (2009)
"I love you. Have fun!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- What is this? - It's for charity."
Modern Family (2009)
"People pay for you to arrest and throw somebody in jail for 10 minutes."
Modern Family (2009)
"- And here comes your partner. - What's up?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, hell, no. I'm not working with this clown."
Modern Family (2009)
"I see you two have already met."
Modern Family (2009)
"Tell it to my car. You know where to find it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey! Enough of you two squabbling."
Modern Family (2009)
"I've got the P.T.A. breathing down my neck."
Modern Family (2009)
"Just pin these on and get to work."
Modern Family (2009)
"Nope. Can't do the badge, sorry."
Modern Family (2009)
"My wife just bought me this shirt, and if I ruin it, she'll kill me."
Modern Family (2009)
"- You're afraid you'll ruin your blouse. - It's not a blouse."
Modern Family (2009)
"It's a shirt. She bought it at the men's department, so it's a shirt."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here's your first arrest. She's over at the Dizzy Dragon."
Modern Family (2009)
"Word on the midway is she's tougher than she looks."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Think you can handle it? - Why couldn't I handle it?"
Modern Family (2009)
"'Cause she's your daughter."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hello?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, hi, Mr. Chang. Yeah."
Modern Family (2009)
"What do you mean you're at the house already?"
Modern Family (2009)
"You're not supposed to be there for another two hours."
Modern Family (2009)
"I have a long history of giving Phil bad anniversary gifts."
Modern Family (2009)
"But this year, I have planned something amazing."
Modern Family (2009)
"The traditional 20th gift is china, but what am I gonna do?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Give him a plate?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, um, what do you say we pack it in and go home?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What? No. We just got here. I haven't even whacked a mole yet."
Modern Family (2009)
"I know, but I just got off the Ferris wheel, and I'm feeling really queasy."
Modern Family (2009)
"- But you're gonna miss the Dad Beats. - Well-"
Modern Family (2009)
"No way. Come on. Let's get you a fried pickle."
Modern Family (2009)
"Phil, I might throw up."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh-uh. No one throws up until I sing."
Modern Family (2009)
"We gotta go. We gotta go home now."
Modern Family (2009)
"Sure, why not? Nothing keeping you here."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Well- - Got her! Ma'am?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I am afraid you are under arrest."
Modern Family (2009)
"Uh, no. Dad, tell him I can't do this right now."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Come on, please. - Go ahead, read her the charges."
Modern Family (2009)
"Can't do this."
Modern Family (2009)
"All right, let's see. You have been charged with unlawful sexiness..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- and possession of a hot booty. - That is wrong."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Guilty as charged. - Stop it!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- All right. Ten minutes in the slammer. - No, I can't."
Modern Family (2009)
"I don't have time for this. Phil!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, my God. What are you doing, perv?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Hmm. Let's see if you're right."
Modern Family (2009)
"Mmm. No."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay. Well, you're in a pool zone, and that is glass."
Modern Family (2009)
"So that's not safe. it's dangerous."
Modern Family (2009)
"What is with you and your girlfriend protecting water?"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Just- - Uh, uh, oh!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh! Oh, dilly."
Modern Family (2009)
"Now you've done it. You're going to have to climb in there..."
Modern Family (2009)
"and get all the glass out of the pool."
Modern Family (2009)
"Um, I just got my hair straightened, so that's not gonna happen."
Modern Family (2009)
"but it has not been a pleasure meeting you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Do you kiss your imaginary girlfriend with that mouth?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I do. But she's real, so- She's a real girl."
Modern Family (2009)
"It all comes down to one thing, gentlemen."
Modern Family (2009)
"Focus."
Modern Family (2009)
"And teamwork and heart."
Modern Family (2009)
"You see this mallet?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Think I can swing this here mallet with one finger?"
Modern Family (2009)
"No. I need my whole team."
Modern Family (2009)
"Because when you're functioning and working as a team..."
Modern Family (2009)
"gentlemen, look out!"
Modern Family (2009)
"- Sassy granny? - Yeah, sassy granny."
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, exactly!"
Modern Family (2009)
"is a bunch of sassy grannies."
Modern Family (2009)
"Girly men. Got it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, you know what? Is this thing, uh, plugged in?"
Modern Family (2009)
"It's not electric. I think it was made in the 1800s."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, well, that's my point."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is outdated."
Modern Family (2009)
"This is offensive, because girls are athletes too."
Modern Family (2009)
"So, in conclusion..."
Modern Family (2009)
"if you wanna win football games..."
Modern Family (2009)
"- What is Daddy doing? - Daddy's smashing his demons."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, like the ones you vacuum up at home?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yeah, like that."
Modern Family (2009)
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