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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - A Fair to Remember (S05E05)

"Mmm. Damn. Near miss."
Modern Family (2009)
"Why the hell are you so dressed up for a school fair, anyway?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Why? Because my shirt has buttons?"
Modern Family (2009)
"What's that fabric? Is that silk?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Get your vanilla fingers away from my shirt."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Blouse. - Okay."
Modern Family (2009)
"You wanna talk about clothes? Let's talk about clothes. Let's go."
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's see. You look like some kind of old, washed-up golf pro..."
Modern Family (2009)
"who drank his way off the tour and is one step away from writing a suicide note..."
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"with one of them little pencils."
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"Sorry. I didn't mean that."
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"Wouldn't have said it if you didn't mean it."
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"I don't have the body to wear the clothes they make today..."
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"so I dress comfortable."
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"You're in shape, man. What are you, late 50s?"
Modern Family (2009)
"I'm serious, man. You look like you live at the gym."
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"- I do some walking. - Yeah?"
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"Pritchett, Williams."
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"- Got another arrest over by the Ferris wheel. - On it."
Modern Family (2009)
"Here we go."
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"Why'd we throw out the ice cream? We got plenty of time."
Modern Family (2009)
"Come on, man. Give it back."
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"with the misfits and their crazy. cakes..."
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"I started to wonder if Jay was right."
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"Maybe Manny would fit in better if he was more like the other boys."
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"And maybe I needed to give him a little push."
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"I saw you."
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"All right, young lady."
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"You have the right to remain silent."
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"- Good luck with that. - Grandpa!"
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"- Out of the way! - Let's go."
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"Who did this?"
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"Hmm. Guess it's just you and me."
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"My cake! Somebody ruined it. Who would do that?"
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"Ay. Manny, how terrible. All your hard work."
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"Oh, well. Let's go ride the ride."
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"- Oh, you do? - It was Enid."
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"- Ah. - Look at her."
Modern Family (2009)
"You can see the hate in her eyes."
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"The minute she saw this, she felt threatened."
Modern Family (2009)
"How 'bout you just let it go and go play with the other boys?"
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, she'd love that."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, Enid."
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"You wanna dance? Let's dance."
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"Hey. Let me have my cell phone. Come on. I gotta make a call."
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"Sorry, those are the rules."
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"- What are you smiling at? - I'm six."
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"- Oh, God. - All right. Got another one for you here."
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"Hi, honey."
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"- Come on. - Hmm."
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"One count of being an aggravating big sister."
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"That's eight to 10 minutes."
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"- Luke did this? I was just trying to help him. - Help him do what?"
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"My friend Sienna and I were trying to help him find this girl he has a crush on."
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"Come on. Haven't you ever seen the way he looks at her?"
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"The same way he used to look at Halloween candy."
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"Oh, my God. He's gonna do something stupid and ruin it for me."
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"I have to get out of here."
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"Okay. All right. I got a plan. I got this."
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"I'm gonna create a distraction. It's gonna get that little guard over here."
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"- You're gonna sit down very quietly right by this door. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm."
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"Great plan, Mom. Let me know how that works out for you."
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"- It's a fake lock. - How long were you gonna sit on that?"
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"Found another one. I told you."
Modern Family (2009)
"Are you gonna do that every time? You found glass, not the lost city of Atlanta."
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"Wow, I'm gonna chalk that one up to a lot of underage drinking."
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"- You're bleeding. - What?"
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"Oh! Oh! I do not like blood."
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"I do not like blood. Is it bad?"
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"Here. Oh, my God!"
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"- What? - Your fingers are so stubby, like baby carrots."
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"Sure. Okay. Make fun."
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"Till you need me to reach into a vending machine. Then I'm everyone's best friend."
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"Here, hold still. Let me put some pressure on it."
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"So why are you a manny anyway?"
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"'Cause they make your hands seem normal?"
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"Okay. Thank you."
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"I'm good. Thank you."
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"Luke, I hate to say it, but maybe this girl left."
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"It's probably for the best. I mean, even if we found her-"
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"Forget it. it's embarrassing."
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"No. Tell me."
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"Oh. it's not that hard."
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"You know what? I'll kiss you once to show you how it's done."
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"Really? Okay! Wanna go behind the Dumpster?"
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"No, here is fine."
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"Okay. it's not really how I imagined it, but-"
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"- Stop! - What?"
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"Ignore her. Where were we?"
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"You're the girl! You're his crush!"
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"He's being a little weirdo. Please don't judge me!"
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"She's a nerd! Her friends are books."
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"You're the best thing that's ever happened to her."
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"- Alex? - Um, I don't know what he's talking about."
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"Sienna, wait!"
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"Don't be sad. You're too good for her anyways."
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"Not you! I was talking about myself, you little gnome."
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"There he is."
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"One more arrest, and we can hang up our badges."
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"I seen this punk horsing around earlier. I'm gonna enjoy this."
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"Jail time, jean jacket."
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"- Is it bad? - You're gonna be fine."
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"I should have worn a vest."
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"♪♪ Why is everyone just standing around?"
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"Get this man a towel for his blouse!"
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"So cold."
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"We were almost out."
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"I didn't want it to end like this."
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"Don't you do that! it's not over."
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"I need you to tell my wife what happened."
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"- Tell her it wasn't my fault. - You're gonna tell her yourself!"
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"- She's standing right there, and she looks pissed. - Uh-"
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"Hi, baby."
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"Phil, when I said we needed to go home, I meant it."
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"I'm sorry. I should have listened to you."
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"- Why? - Trust me."
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"- How's everybody doing? - Good!"
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"All right, next up, we have a very special guest joining us."
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"Ladies and gentlemen..."
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"give it up for..."
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