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Clips from Modern Family (2009) - A Fair to Remember (S05E05)

"Run! Run! Protect it like it's your baby!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Not if your competition's a bunch of old ladies and weirdos."
Modern Family (2009)
"I got two books on tape, a space blanket and a protein bar in the glove box."
Modern Family (2009)
"What? Nope. No, no, no."
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"Sienna! Girl!"
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"You're not doing yourself any favors with this cake contest."
Modern Family (2009)
"Hey, who you calling a clown, bucket list?"
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"That was my space, and you know it."
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"I already did that."
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"Okay. Bye."
Modern Family (2009)
"- Why are you acting weird? - I'm not acting weird."
Modern Family (2009)
"Getting proof of where the two missing beers went. You can't drink that out here."
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"- Okay, just- if you just- - No."
Modern Family (2009)
"I hate to go all ballistic..."
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"We're gonna bust our humps this week, and we're gonna get out there..."
Modern Family (2009)
"How is this dressed up? I'm-"
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"Come on. You know I'm not."
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"Quit it!"
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"Seeing Manny up there..."
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"Sorry, honey. Part of the job."
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"No, Mom. I know who did it."
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"She's cold as ice."
Modern Family (2009)
"Honey, Sienna is the girl he has a crush on."
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"I wouldn't know what to do."
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"I've never kissed a girl before."
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"Uh, Luke, is this true?"
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"Okay, I'm just gonna go catch up with some friends."
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"Yeah. Thanks, Alex."
Modern Family (2009)
"Listen to me."
Modern Family (2009)
"But you have to stay for just one song."
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"- Uh-oh. - Oh, wow."
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"♪ In case I need it when I'm older ♪"
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"Okay, time to go. Let's go."
Modern Family (2009)
"♪ L want you to show me ♪"
Modern Family (2009)
"Let's keep this party going. Next up, we have one more guest today."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, now, okay. Maybe Harold can come back a little later."
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"at the judges' table in 60 seconds."
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"Keep your eyes closed, and before you open them..."
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"But, honey, it is not my intention, because I love you."
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"♪ I want to know what love is ♪"
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"Oh!"
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"They're- They're here for you. They're here for you."
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"♪ I want to feel what love is ♪"
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"♪ I know you can show me ♪♪"
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"I sure hope Mom and Dad are surprised..."
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"by this anniversary breakfast we're bringing them!"
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"I'd hate to walk in on them if they're naked!"
Modern Family (2009)
"Yes, that kind of image could haunt someone..."
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"as she tries to fall asleep even years later."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, relax. I think you're safe."
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"Or are they?"
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"It's our 20th anniversary, so today at the school fair..."
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"a band called the Dad Beats is gonna surprise Claire with a power love ballad."
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"And the lead singer- You might wanna sit down-"
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"is the one and only, get up on your feet, this guy!"
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"♪ She's a pretty sight Wise as a Buddha ♪"
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"♪ But, brother, watch that bite 'cause she's a Claire-acuda ♪♪"
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"Or maybe an existing song."
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"Thank you."
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"Do you wanna get your face painted like a pretty butterfly?"
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"No, I'm just not in the mood."
Modern Family (2009)
"Lily, what about you?"
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"You know what? Maybe I will have them paint..."
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"Cam's coaching freshman football..."
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"and his team's losing..."
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"and it's making him a- a little tense."
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"You dropped your baby!"
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"They're running away with your baby!"
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"Go get your baby!"
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"That's the worst call..."
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"since they cast Russell Crowe in Les Mis. Right there!"
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"- You see the way everyone's glaring at me? - No."
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"I'm the Hester Prynne of freshman football."
Modern Family (2009)
"I may as well have a scarlet "L" sewn on my shirt."
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"Then everyone would think you're Laverne."
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"- Coach Tucker. - Oh, hey."
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"That was a tough loss last night."
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"Yep, yep. Sure was. I feel your frustration. Sure do."
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"Uh, Mitchell, this is John. He's Trevor's dad."
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"- Sorry. - Star running back."
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"Well, maybe not for long."
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"- I'm seriously thinking about pulling him from the team. - What? Why?"
Modern Family (2009)
"'Cause Trevor's getting killed out there."
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"Got no one to block for him."
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"I-i hear what you're saying, and you're not wrong..."
Modern Family (2009)
"but give me a little time."
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"- You got one week. - Hey!"
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"Well, that is not appropriate fair behavior at all."
Modern Family (2009)
"You know what might make you feel better?"
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"Gathering my team and putting the fear of God in them."
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"- I was gonna say a churro. - I can do both!"
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"- She's a mess. - Girl."
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"Hey, lead foot, easy on the turns."
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"I worked hours on this cake."
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"You're sure you wanna do this?"
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"I'm going to win the cake contest. And then there'll be no stopping me."
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"- From what, a beating? - First place ribbons earn respect, Jay."
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"Could you just be nice?"
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"You didn't seem to care when you were eating all his practice cake."
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"Finally."
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"What are you gonna do, pal?"
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"'Bout to ask you the same thing."
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"- Did you not see my blinker? - Nope."
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"Then you're blind, 'cause it's on."
Modern Family (2009)
"Looking at you, I'm guessing it was on the whole way here."
Modern Family (2009)
"I got all day and satellite radio!"
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"I don't care if parking here is on your bucket list."
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"I will sleep here if I have to."
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"- We're not moving. - Ay. But we are. Let's go, Manny."
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"- Who are you? - Oh, my God, you scared the hell out of me."
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"Okay. Language. There's a baby in the house."
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"Uh, that baby happens to be my uncle."
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"Oh. Which one are you?"
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"I need to tell Mr. P. you broke one of his beers."
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"I'm Alex. Who are you?"
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"- I'm their manny. - Nice try."
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"I know their Manny, and you look nothing like him."
Modern Family (2009)
"Oh, you're Haley."
Modern Family (2009)
"You really need to move."
Modern Family (2009)
"Okay, well, I'll be out by the pool."
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