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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Your Honor (S04E04)

"- We could get one of those spot-the-difference arcade games"
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"What's wrong with you?"
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"- I blew a huge opportunity to work a case with Holt's mom."
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"I blew a tire on the way here,"
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"I am so disappointed."
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"That is a life skill that every woman should have."
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"- Condescending and untrue."
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"It's a gig economy, Amy."
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"- No, phone, no!"
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"Look, Gina, don't call a tow truck, okay?"
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"You'll be so happy I did."
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"- Whatever you want, fine. Just let me teach you, please."
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"- That was his first slide rule."
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"He carried it with him all over preschool."
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"- And then I learned to do trigonometric functions"
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"in my head, like a big boy."
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"- Copy that. The alarm company said"
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"Is there anyone who knew you'd be out?"
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"Oh my, I just remembered, Carol Spitzheim's house"
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"was broken into several months ago,"
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"also during wine club."
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"The odds of that happening coincidentally"
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"are vanishingly small."
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"- Yes, and I would say teenily-weenily."
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"We all know words."
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"So sounds like we should go undercover"
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"Is this little Raymond's macaroni art?"
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"- No, that's a macaroni infographic"
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"he made about educational spending"
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"- Detective Peralta, can I speak to you"
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"in my childhood bedroom?"
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"- No, it's a regular room."
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"- It is? - I know you're having fun,"
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"but enough is enough with the prying personal questions."
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"- Are you blind? We're vibing like crazy."
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"- Definitely not what that's short for."
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"connect with someone such as yourself, no offense."
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"- Rude. - I'm sorry."
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"What I mean is she and I are very similar."
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"- Hurtful. - All I'm saying is"
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"she's not interested in skateboards"
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"and soft-water drinks."
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"- I happen to think you're wrong."
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"I think she and I make a wonderful pair,"
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"Don't be so formal."
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"- Oh. Okay, Laverne."
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"- Well, I know we're undercover, but I gotta say"
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"My mother doesn't dish."
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"The mailman. The substitute mailman."
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"- Hello. I'm Judge Holt."
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"- It's nice to meet you."
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"in the Burgundies, if forced."
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"Oh, Daniella, these are two prospective members,"
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"- Absolutely. I live at 100 Charming Avenue."
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"- Thanks."
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"I looked it up, specifically to make you mad."
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"Love you, bye."
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"Are we better at this than our regular jobs?"
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"I'm on Terry's shoulders screwing in a light bulb,"
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"- And worst of all, you're standing here"
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"Shame. - Are you blind?"
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"Unfortunately we're surrounded by stupid law-abiding citizens."
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"- Well, let's see what he has to say for himself."
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"He's the son of a close friend of mine."
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"- How'd you hear about it?"
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"- When it comes to George,"
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"Wine terms."
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"- And then you release the jack."
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"And voila."
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"to do a menial task for you."
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"- What are you talking about?"
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"while I sat here watching a 20-minute video"
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"- But you were paying attention."
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"- I like to call this the jack of all trades."
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"We're not undercover anymore,"
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"- Okay. - We have a lead."
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"He got a parking ticket outside your apartment last week."
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"We are shocked and enraged."
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"- Jake, I need to tell you something in confidence."
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"- It's happening. It's dish time. Okay."
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"He was not casing my apartment."
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"- How do you know? - He was with me that night."
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"I don't know what to say."
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"- As a friend."
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"I remember saying, it can't be Kenderson."
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"* Can't be Kenderson, Kenderson is not the one *"
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"- Enough! He robbed my mother."
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"He's her lover."
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"- Yes, it is."
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"- I would know if she were seeing someone."
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"- So are you upset or just processing"
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"- Hello, sir. How was your walk?"
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"Ah, it's too similar to boinking."
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"She didn't want me to know, and I will behave"
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"- Oh, wonderful. Let's go talk about the case."
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"you're under arrest for obstruction of justice."
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"- I know you're sleeping with George."
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"- Raymond, I can tell that you're upset."
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"- I am because you withheld information from this detective"
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"about an ongoing police investigation."
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"- All right, I don't think this is actually about police stuff."
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"- Fine. You're unarrested, mother."
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"why don't you handle the case on your own?"
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"- They're all just taking a break."
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"Why is nobody breaking in the new break room?"
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"You like those new stools, huh, Charles?"
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"There we go."
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"We spent years crafting that break room"
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"into something special, something comfortable."
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"- A place with so many stains"
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"they comforted all butts, large or small,"
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"flat or juicy."
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"and you amateurs flushed it down the toilet."
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"Skir-plash."
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"I knew a truck carrying Khloe Kardashian jeans"
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"reading books on U.S. history."
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"- Oh, sad. - Our tire blew out,"
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"She said I should never be dependent"
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"on anyone for anything."
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"And neither should you."
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