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Clips from Brooklyn Nine-Nine - Your Honor (S04E04)

Power play.

"Power play."

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And very moving speech.

"And very moving speech."

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That's my car. Same make, same model,

"That's my car. Same make, same model,"

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Whoa, look at that map work.

"Whoa, look at that map work."

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Sick as heck.

"Sick as heck."

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- Oh, yes, the address you used at the wine club

"- Oh, yes, the address you used at the wine club"

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specifically to make me mad.

"specifically to make me mad."

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- Well, I wouldn't put it that way.

"- Well, I wouldn't put it that way."

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- And I totally regret that now, and I hope that we can move on,

"- And I totally regret that now, and I hope that we can move on,"

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Daniella Andrade.

"Daniella Andrade."

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The mailing list lady from the wine club.

"The mailing list lady from the wine club."

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Hi, Tommy... and he would break into the houses

"Hi, Tommy... and he would break into the houses"

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while the occupants were out sipping vino.

"while the occupants were out sipping vino."

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- Great. So you want to call your mother?

"- Great. So you want to call your mother?"

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You can tell Laverne the whole story over brunch.

"You can tell Laverne the whole story over brunch."

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I have to get in the middle of it again.

"I have to get in the middle of it again."

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Look, I don't talk about this a lot,

"Look, I don't talk about this a lot,"

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with one of my parents.

"with one of my parents."

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- Yes, your father. You talk about it obsessively.

"- Yes, your father. You talk about it obsessively."

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I mean, sure, there are times

"I mean, sure, there are times"

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Look, in my experience the best thing to do

"Look, in my experience the best thing to do"

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in these types of situations is just talk about it.

"in these types of situations is just talk about it."

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- That's not the relationship my mother and I have.

"- That's not the relationship my mother and I have."

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- Only because you ask me annoying, intrusive,

"- Only because you ask me annoying, intrusive,"

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- You want me to just say, "Cowabunga, mom"?

"- You want me to just say, "Cowabunga, mom"?"

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- Oh, yes, that would be awesome.

"- Oh, yes, that would be awesome."

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Just accidentally slashed it with my knife.

"Just accidentally slashed it with my knife."

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- Wait, what's happening? My tire is fine.

"- Wait, what's happening? My tire is fine."

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Of course it is.

"Of course it is."

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Because this is all part of my prank show,

"Because this is all part of my prank show,"

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- Okay.

"- Okay."

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I replaced that plebe's flat with one of my tires.

"I replaced that plebe's flat with one of my tires."

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You were listening to me. - Not at all.

"You were listening to me. - Not at all."

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I watched a video online on how to do it.

"I watched a video online on how to do it."

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especially for your first time.

"especially for your first time."

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- Oh, no, I had a bunch of practice.

"- Oh, no, I had a bunch of practice."

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- Oh.

"- Oh."

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- Nobody liked it, and it wasn't functional.

"- Nobody liked it, and it wasn't functional."

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We want your seal of approval.

"We want your seal of approval."

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- Oh, we'll be the judge of that.

"- Oh, we'll be the judge of that."

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- The old couch didn't make it.

"- The old couch didn't make it."

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- The second the sunlight hit it, it turned to dust.

"- The second the sunlight hit it, it turned to dust."

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- Well, I just mean we'll fix it.

"- Well, I just mean we'll fix it."

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We've already recovered a number of your items.

"We've already recovered a number of your items."

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- Thank you for the information.

"- Thank you for the information."

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- Oh, he couldn't make it.

"- Oh, he couldn't make it."

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He's attending to some urgent business.

"He's attending to some urgent business."

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- Cowabunga, mother!

"- Cowabunga, mother!"

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- What? - Yes.

"- What? - Yes."

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- We need to talk. - I'd say that's accurate.

"- We need to talk. - I'd say that's accurate."

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I'll just be leaving. Oh, damn it.

"I'll just be leaving. Oh, damn it."

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Handle's still broken off.

"Handle's still broken off."

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- I'm hurt that you didn't feel comfortable

"- I'm hurt that you didn't feel comfortable"

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telling me about George Kenderson.

"telling me about George Kenderson."

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We're not very good at talking about personal matters.

"We're not very good at talking about personal matters."

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- I'd categorize that as an understatement.

"- I'd categorize that as an understatement."

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After your father died,

"After your father died,"

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my personal life was very sad.

"my personal life was very sad."

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I guess eventually we stopped talking

"I guess eventually we stopped talking"

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about personal matter altogether.

"about personal matter altogether."

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- I think it's time we let each other off the hook.

"- I think it's time we let each other off the hook."

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and 5% more physically affectionate.

"and 5% more physically affectionate."

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while also implementing a 12% increase

"while also implementing a 12% increase"

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- I love you, too.

"- I love you, too."

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- Oh, this is such a beautiful moment.

"- Oh, this is such a beautiful moment."

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He won't say a word. The guy's a brick wall.

"He won't say a word. The guy's a brick wall."

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Well, well, well.

"Well, well, well."

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'cause you're trapped in here with a psycho.

"'cause you're trapped in here with a psycho."

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- Hey, calm down, man.

"- Hey, calm down, man."

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I'll confess. Just stop freaking out.

"I'll confess. Just stop freaking out."

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I coulda stayed in here forever.

"I coulda stayed in here forever."

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- Okay, never mind.

"- Okay, never mind."

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the Honorable Laverne Holt.

"the Honorable Laverne Holt."

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Ah, the adorable baby pictures, the embarrassing stories.

"Ah, the adorable baby pictures, the embarrassing stories."

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Wink. Finger gun.

"Wink. Finger gun."

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I'm open to any and all suggestions.

"I'm open to any and all suggestions."

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Open concept, Nancy Meyers-style kitchen.

"Open concept, Nancy Meyers-style kitchen."

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"What's wrong" is a rhetorical question.

""What's wrong" is a rhetorical question."

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Why would I do something myself

"Why would I do something myself"

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I will teach you how to change a tire.

"I will teach you how to change a tire."

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rifled through the drawers, and then noticed...

"rifled through the drawers, and then noticed..."

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- Oh, of course it is. I love it.

"- Oh, of course it is. I love it."

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- Oh, my God, yes.

"- Oh, my God, yes."

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My childhood bedroom is for good detectives

"My childhood bedroom is for good detectives"

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- I assure you, my mother's not a vibrator.

"- I assure you, my mother's not a vibrator."

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- I know her very well, and she would never, uh,

"- I know her very well, and she would never, uh,"

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- Now that is humor.

"- Now that is humor."

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- Is everything all right?

"- Is everything all right?"

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I'm dying to get a little tipsy at wine club

"I'm dying to get a little tipsy at wine club"

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And you know who else she told to call her Laverne?

"And you know who else she told to call her Laverne?"

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Tyrone likes Bordeauxs,

"Tyrone likes Bordeauxs,"

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- Great. Enjoy your tasting.

"- Great. Enjoy your tasting."

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Okay, I'm gonna go find and catch our perp.

"Okay, I'm gonna go find and catch our perp."

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- Shame. - Shame, shame.

"- Shame. - Shame, shame."

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- Just keep telling yourselves that.

"- Just keep telling yourselves that."

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I didn't.

"I didn't."

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That seems rather odd.

"That seems rather odd."

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- Oh, yeah, and a strong bouquet of "up to no good."

"- Oh, yeah, and a strong bouquet of "up to no good.""

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- I'm talking about how you just changed my tire

"- I'm talking about how you just changed my tire"

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- Silly monkey!

"- Silly monkey!"

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Gina schools you. Class dismissed.

"Gina schools you. Class dismissed."

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George Kenderson.

"George Kenderson."

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We think he was casing your place.

"We think he was casing your place."

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I am shocked right now.

"I am shocked right now."

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- I'll get the car. Stay with my mother.

"- I'll get the car. Stay with my mother."

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- George and I have been in a relationship for two years.

"- George and I have been in a relationship for two years."

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Remember, we made up that little song.

"Remember, we made up that little song."

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- There's something so devious

"- There's something so devious"

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Unless you make it in a toilet.

"Unless you make it in a toilet."

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They've been together for two years.

"They've been together for two years."

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Look, I know it must have been upsetting

"Look, I know it must have been upsetting"

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how you say... sex.

"how you say... sex."

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No. Boinking.

"No. Boinking."

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No. Doinking.

"No. Doinking."

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Smashing of... stuffs together.

"Smashing of... stuffs together."

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- Really? - Yes.

"- Really? - Yes."

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- Wow, you are taking this so well.

"- Wow, you are taking this so well."

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- Laverne Kinnebrew Holt,

"- Laverne Kinnebrew Holt,"

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What?

"What?"

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- Oh, come on, man.

"- Oh, come on, man."

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